This is Saffron Sweepback. She sweeps the shared path. Everything ends up at the Krumplethorn end. Saffron Sweepback takes the field as a Path Sweeper, one of the Machine Operators among the Groundskeepers & Engineers. Card 052/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Swept BackHair swept back. Path swept forward. Brush Off (30)Brushes the…
This is Septimus Chimneyby. He stokes both boilers. One runs warmer than the other. Septimus Chimneyby takes the field as a Stoker, one of the Machine Operators among the Groundskeepers & Engineers. Card 084/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Pipe SmokePuffs smoke. The smoke drifts next door. Coal Shovel (50)Shovels coal into the…
This is Silas Conchwood. He rakes the ornamental beach. The good shells all end up on his side. Silas Conchwood takes the field as a Shell Raker, one of the Machine Operators among the Groundskeepers & Engineers. Card 095/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: BeachcomberCollects shells. And anything else nearby. Shell Hurl (30)Hurls…
This is Silvio Harpwick. He fishes the shared pond. He only ever catches Krumplethorn fish. Silvio Harpwick takes the field as a Fisher, one of the Machine Operators among the Groundskeepers & Engineers. Card 107/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: HarpoonSpears whatever surfaces. No questions. Spear Fish (40)Spears a koi out of the…
This is Simona Halfway. Half her face works for each family. Neither half will say which. Simona Halfway takes the field as a Splitter, one of the Machine Operators among the Groundskeepers & Engineers. Card 060/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Down the MiddleSplits everything exactly in half. Keeps half. Wedge (40)Drives a…
This is Slim Tooleback. He carries every tool to every job. He’s never been asked to use one. Slim Tooleback takes the field as a Tool Mule, one of the Heavy Mechanics among the Groundskeepers & Engineers. Card 034/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Pack MuleCarries the tools. Never the blame. Back Rack…
This is Smokey Starcap. He takes all his breaks on the Krumplethorn side of the hedge. Smokey Starcap takes the field as a Pit Crew, one of the Heavy Mechanics among the Groundskeepers & Engineers. Card 076/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Smoke BreakTakes a smoke. The bike waits. Ash Flick (30)Flicks ash…
This is Sneed Sneerby. He sneers at Schittsnaud bikes and Krumplethorn bikes. He’s fair like that. Sneed Sneerby takes the field as a Lug Puller, one of the Heavy Mechanics among the Groundskeepers & Engineers. Card 064/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: SneerLooks down on everything. Even down. Lug Pull (40)Pulls the lug…
This is Stellan Starbuck. He paints stars on Schittsnaud tanks. Krumplethorn tanks get a dot. Stellan Starbuck takes the field as a Tank Painter, one of the Heavy Mechanics among the Groundskeepers & Engineers. Card 067/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Gold StarGives himself a star for every job. Star Decal (30)Stickers a…
This is Sylvester Kiteframe. Mends the tennis net every week. Nobody plays. They just cut it. Sylvester Kiteframe takes the field as a Net Mender, one of the Machine Operators among the Groundskeepers & Engineers. Card 010/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: LatticeHolds his shape with string and hope. Net Cast (30)Throws the…
This is Taggart Swirlback. Each swirl on his back is a Krumplethorn bike he fixed. Badly. Taggart Swirlback takes the field as a Coil Mechanic, one of the Heavy Mechanics among the Groundskeepers & Engineers. Card 083/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Swirl BackCovered in swirls. Each one a repair. Spring Load (40)Loads…
This is Tate Kneelock. He’s knelt at the Krumplethorn bike for a week. It’s not a proposal. Tate Kneelock takes the field as a Kick Starter, one of the Heavy Mechanics among the Groundskeepers & Engineers. Card 066/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: One KneeWorks on one knee. Proposes nothing. Knee Lock (40)Locks…
This is Thaddeus Batwing. He cleans Schittsnaud gutters straight into Krumplethorn ones. Thaddeus Batwing takes the field as a Gutterman, one of the Machine Operators among the Groundskeepers & Engineers. Card 020/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: OverhangReaches every gutter. Cleans the wrong one. Wing Clip (40)Clips the top of the hedge with…
This is Thorvald Beardsley. The eye on his fender watches the Krumplethorns. He watches the eye. Thorvald Beardsley takes the field as a Fender Smith, one of the Heavy Mechanics among the Groundskeepers & Engineers. Card 006/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Big BeardThe beard holds three spare bolts. Beard Bolt (40)Pulls a…
This is Tilly Ballbearing. She rolled both balls into the Krumplethorn koi pond. Claims it was a slope. Tilly Ballbearing takes the field as a Polisher, one of the Machine Operators among the Groundskeepers & Engineers. Card 002/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Half BuiltHalf her face is still on order. Roll Out…
This is Tobin Diamondpatch. He patches the Schittsnaud tarps with Krumplethorn curtains. Tobin Diamondpatch takes the field as a Tarp Mender, one of the Machine Operators among the Groundskeepers & Engineers. Card 073/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: PatchworkMended so often he’s mostly patches. Patch Up (30)Sews a patch over the rival’s complaint….