This is Mervin Screwbend. He bleeds the Krumplethorn brakes until they squeal. Mervin Screwbend takes the field as a Brake Bleeder, one of the Heavy Mechanics among the Groundskeepers & Engineers. Card 058/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Deep FocusBent so low he’s nearly under the bike. Bleed Line (40)Bleeds the brake line…
This is Methuselah Wrenchbeard. He fixed the estate’s first hedge trimmer. Ask him who broke it. Methuselah Wrenchbeard takes the field as an Old Boss, one of the Heavy Mechanics among the Groundskeepers & Engineers. Card 005/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Secret Rare. Ability: Ancient GripHasn’t let go of that wrench since 1962. Elder…
This is Monty Chinplate. He sits on one wheel and won’t move. It’s the Krumplethorns’ spare. Monty Chinplate takes the field as a Coil Winder, one of the Heavy Mechanics among the Groundskeepers & Engineers. Card 055/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Iron ChinTakes any hit. Mostly on the chin. Chin Ram (50)Rams…
This is Mordecai Gasketford. He fits every gasket on the estate. Krumplethorn ones pop at dinner. Mordecai Gasketford takes the field as a Gasket Master, one of the Heavy Mechanics among the Groundskeepers & Engineers. Card 045/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Sealed UpMask, goggles, gloves. Nothing gets in. Gasket Blow (60)Blows the…
This is Morris Scuttleby. He’s meant to remove pests. He relocates them. Next door. Morris Scuttleby takes the field as a Pest Man, one of the Machine Operators among the Groundskeepers & Engineers. Card 045/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: GogglesSees every pest. Introduces some. Scuttle (40)Scuttles under the hedge on four legs….
This is Mortimer Coilhorn. The Krumplethorns filed a noise complaint. He played it a tune. Mortimer Coilhorn takes the field as a Horn Tuner, one of the Machine Operators among the Groundskeepers & Engineers. Card 008/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Brass SectionPlays the horn for every repair. Loudly. Fanfare (40)Announces his arrival….
This is Myrtle Coilbottom. She herds the estate snails. Every night, they head next door. Myrtle Coilbottom takes the field as a Snail Herd, one of the Machine Operators among the Groundskeepers & Engineers. Card 100/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: HomebodyCarries the house. Refuses to leave it. Slime Trail (30)Leaves a trail…
This is Nathaniel Slurpwell. He drains the flooded lawn. Into the Krumplethorn cellar. Nathaniel Slurpwell takes the field as a Sump Pumper, one of the Machine Operators among the Groundskeepers & Engineers. Card 071/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Long StrawDrinks the puddle. Drains the pond. Siphon (40)Siphons water from the rival fountain….
This is Ned Bristlehelm. His helmet holds every part he ever pocketed. Mostly Krumplethorn. Ned Bristlehelm takes the field as a Parts Picker, one of the Heavy Mechanics among the Groundskeepers & Engineers. Card 046/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Bristle HelmTools sprout from his helmet like hair. Spare Toss (40)Tosses a spare…
This is Nigel Screwnose. He details Schittsnaud bikes for hours. The Krumplethorn ones get a lick. Nigel Screwnose takes the field as a Detail Man, one of the Heavy Mechanics among the Groundskeepers & Engineers. Card 075/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Close WorkHolds the screwdriver to his nose. Focuses. Detail Prick (30)Pricks…
This is Octavia Cubeworth. The tiny motorbike below is her site runner. He’s been late since spring. Octavia Cubeworth takes the field as a Site Manager, one of the Machine Operators among the Groundskeepers & Engineers. Card 058/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Site OfficeCarries the whole site office on her back. Site…
This is Octavius Manyhands. He fixes two bikes at once. One Schittsnaud, one sabotaged. Octavius Manyhands takes the field as a Multi-Wrencher, one of the Heavy Mechanics among the Groundskeepers & Engineers. Card 029/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Extra ArmsHolds four wrenches. Uses five. Wrench Flurry (60)Flurries wrenches at every bolt. Helmet…
This is Ollie Oneye. He sees half of everything. Always the Krumplethorn half. Ollie Oneye takes the field as a Cyclops Fitter, one of the Heavy Mechanics among the Groundskeepers & Engineers. Card 032/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: One EyeOnly one eye. It’s always on you. Squint (40)Squints until the bolt loosens….
This is Opal Cartwright. She hauls Schittsnaud clippings to the Krumplethorns. They haul them back. Opal Cartwright takes the field as a Hauler, one of the Machine Operators among the Groundskeepers & Engineers. Card 005/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: BifocalsInspects every load. Rejects every load. Cart Haul (40)Drags a trailer of clippings…
This is Orson Bubblevisor. His visor reflects the Krumplethorn yard. He studies it all day. Orson Bubblevisor takes the field as a Visor Specialist, one of the Heavy Mechanics among the Groundskeepers & Engineers. Card 024/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Bubble FaceSees the world through one big visor. Tool Bristle (50)Bristles every…
This is Orville Partflinger. He juggles spare parts while he works. Krumplethorn parts hit the ground. Orville Partflinger takes the field as a Parts Juggler, one of the Heavy Mechanics among the Groundskeepers & Engineers. Card 061/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: JugglerKeeps six parts in the air. Drops one on you. Part…