She rides a tricycle. The Krumplethorns have stopped laughing. Mostly. Prudence Tricyclops takes the field as a Trike Observer, one of Estate Surveillance among the Schittsnauds. Card 019/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Training Wheel PolicyAlways rides with a spare wheel. Trike Ram (60)Rams the plaintiff with a tricycle. Tiny Bell Terror (70)Rings…
This is Pruneau Sulkface. He sulks at every Krumplethorn party. Nobody remembers why. Not even him. Pruneau Sulkface takes the field as a Sulker, one of the Diversions among the In-Laws. Card 056/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Big SulkSulks so loud the party stops. Sulk Wave (40)A wave of sulking. Mood drops….
This is Prunella Archglass. She’s outlived two Schittsnaud husbands. The third is nervous. Prunella Archglass takes the field as a Widow, one of the Modular Grid Technicians among the In-Laws. Card 013/103 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Window VigilWatches the street for suitors. Picks none. Trike Visit (40)Trikes to the will reading. Early….
She stirs the post with her beak. All letters arrive slightly shaken. Prunella Beakspoon takes the field as a Postmaster, one of the Servants among the Schittsnauds. Card 098/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Spoon BeakStirs the post with her very long beak. Beak Stir (30)Stirs a pot into their face. Tray Slide…
She rules only in profile. Counsel have given up asking why. Prunella Sidelong takes the field as a Side Judge, one of the Supreme Judges among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 098/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Profile OnlyLooks at you with the wrong side of her face. Oblique Glare (50)Glares sideways until…
She measures a lot by snail time. It’s always the same lot. Prunella Whelkcoil takes the field as a Surveyor, one of the Wireframe Bureaucrats among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 097/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Whorl MeasureMeasures a lot by a snail’s slow circuit. Whorl Tail (40)Whips a spiral tail around…
His hat has four black blades. He keeps all four sharpened. Ptolemy Blackspire takes the field as a Spire Judge, one of the Supreme Judges among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 079/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Black BladesHis blades cut through the bench to the point. Blade Brim (60)Slices through the hearing…
He delivers only the post that has already been opened. By him. Ptolemy Crowbill takes the field as a Postmaster, one of the Servants among the Schittsnauds. Card 044/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Beak MailDelivers any parcel before it lands. Parcel Peck (60)Pecks them with a heavy parcel. Sack Swing (50)Swings a…
This is Ptolemy Earwick. He’s quite deaf. He still hears every Krumplethorn mower. Ptolemy Earwick takes the field as an Antiquary, one of the High Society Elites among the Schittsnauds. Card 017/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Ear TrumpetHears nothing. Insists on everything. Pardon (30)Says ‘pardon’ until they give up. Windmill Nose (40)Spins…
Card one hundred, and still no Krumplethorn alibi has held. Ptolemy Fanglass takes the field as an Optical Exam., one of the Forensics among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 100/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Secret Rare. Ability: Fanned Lens FocusA fan of lenses, nowhere left to hide. Iron Scan (40)Bends the light until the…
His headdress catches every breeze, and every excuse. Ptolemy Fanwright takes the field as a Fan Justice, one of the Supreme Judges among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 009/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Cooling OffFans the room until tempers expire. Wind Verdict (50)Blows the motion clean off the desk. Quill Flick (40)Flicks…
This is Ptolemy Vastbrow. His head holds a whole city. Planning permission was refused next door. Ptolemy Vastbrow takes the field as a Giant Head, one of the Hired Escorts among the In-Laws. Card 061/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Secret Rare. Ability: Colossal HeadA head the size of a house guards him. Sunday Brow…
This is Pudgel Brickback. He is round on purpose. It is called efficient design. Pudgel Brickback joins the fight as a Brick Brute, one of the neutral Monsters. Card 046/144 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Brick HideThick back takes hits. Looks sorry. Belly Flop (40)Flops onto your lunch. Bolt Bump (50)Bumps with a…
A flying fish of spikes and bullets. Fresh – not friendly. Pufferfish Gnash is a Fish Trap, one of the Pit Hazards of the Krumplethorns. Card 095/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Spiny FishSpiny fish out of water. Furious. Pufferfish Gnash is one of 104 cards in the Pit Hazards for the Krumplethorns….
This is Pupila Stalkwhirl. She spins seeds across the estate. Only the Schittsnaud ones grow. Pupila Stalkwhirl takes the field as a Seed Spinner, one of the Cultivators among the In-Laws. Card 075/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Spinning TopSpins seeds everywhere. Ours sprout. Seed Spin (60)Spins seeds across the family beds. Stalk…
This is Pupilla Grandorb. She sits on the biggest eye on the estate. It’s always looking next door. Pupilla Grandorb takes the field as an Eye Queen, one of the Illusionists among the In-Laws. Card 029/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Secret Rare. Ability: The Great EyeSits on an eye the size of a house….