She examined the Krumplethorn claim for an hour. She denied it in a second. Agatha Lensbury takes the field as an Examiner, one of the Masked Magistrates among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 070/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Dark Lens ExamTwo dark lenses. No visible mercy. Goggle Grill (40)Grills them through dark…
This is Agathe Dollface. Her doll face fooled the Krumplethorns. Every single time. Agathe Dollface takes the field as a Doll Face, one of the Instigators among the In-Laws. Card 037/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Sweet FaceToo sweet to suspect. Sweet Smile (40)Smiles sweetly. Then tells. Bead Drop (30)Drops the red bead…
This is Agava Pricklewheel. She planted cacti along the hedge. The Krumplethorns no longer lean on it. Agava Pricklewheel takes the field as a Cactus Grower, one of the Cultivators among the In-Laws. Card 064/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Prickle PatchGrows cacti by the boundary. Nobody leans. Cactus Row (30)Plants a row…
This is Agnes Gaugewell. Every row between the families shows on her gauge. It has never dropped. Agnes Gaugewell takes the field as a Gauger, one of the Machine Operators among the Groundskeepers & Engineers. Card 044/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Secret Rare. Ability: Pressure GaugeReads the pressure. Adds to it. Steam Hose (60)Vents…
This is Agnes Leggett. She is a door on legs, and she always lets herself in. Agnes Leggett takes the field as a Many Doors Clerk, one of the Architectural Gatekeepers among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 020/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: CrawlspaceScuttles into every room uninvited. Eight Steps (30)Arrives before the…
This is Agnes Rakewell. She rakes every leaf to the hedge. Then the wind does the rest. Agnes Rakewell takes the field as a Raker, one of the Chaff Groundskeepers among the Schittsnauds. Card 004/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Rake OverRakes every leaf to one side. Leaf Pile (40)Rakes a pile onto…
She’s recruited the paperboy, the milkman and the Krumplethorn cat. Agnesa Cogneck takes the field as a Recruiter, one of the Informants among the In-Laws. Card 063/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Gear CollarRecruits new informants on the spot. Spike Head Sign-Up (50)Signs up the paperboy as an informant. Bike Bell Ring (60)Rings…
This is Aigrette Fanfeather. She fans every Schittsnaud at the garden party. The Krumplethorns get the draught. Aigrette Fanfeather takes the field as a Fan Bearer, one of the Cultivators among the In-Laws. Card 088/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Fan FeathersFans the family. Fans the flames too. Feather Fan (30)Fans a tired…
A blue orb in a hall of mirrors. It is smug about it. Ainsworth Aurora is an Orb, one of the Estate Relics of the Schittsnauds. Card 081/144 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Aurora ReflectionReflects the aurora. Takes credit. Every card in the Hedge Wars collection plays a part. Pick up Ainsworth Aurora…
From his balloon, every violation shows at once. Alaric Balloonwright takes the field as an Aerial Examiner, one of the Forensics among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 030/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Overhead SurveyNothing on the lawn escapes the balloon. Bird’s Eye Citation (40)Cites the overgrowth from above. Tethered Watch (30)Keeps the…
He points at things. Occasionally those things are the Krumplethorns. Alaric Monitorpoint takes the field as a Monitor Aide, one of Estate Surveillance among the Schittsnauds. Card 028/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Screen Time LimitAllows the plaintiff only brief screen time. Pointer Prod (40)Prods the plaintiff with a laser pointer. Monitor Charge…
He polishes his head before every hearing. The jury squints anyway. Alaric Scalehead takes the field as a Bald Judge, one of the Supreme Judges among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 036/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Glossy PateLight bounces off his forehead into the jury. Pate Glare (40)Reflects the sun straight at…
He’s folded more Krumplethorn paperwork into origami than filings. Alaric Shardfield takes the field as a Writ Breaker, one of the Legal Saboteurs among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 022/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Fold TraceTurns their precedent back on them. Notch Review (40)Reads the fine print back, word for word. Talon…
His map has seventeen steps. Step one is always the hedge. Alaric Strategemoor takes the field as a Strategy Duke, one of the Field Commanders among the Schittsnauds. Card 011/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Plan Before PlanPlans the plan before the plan. Strategem Strike (50)Strikes exactly where the map says. Map Fold…
His hat is a fan. His cart is a church. His priorities are bricks. Alaric Wheelhaven takes the field as a Wheel Foreman, one of the Architects among the Schittsnauds. Card 053/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Rolling StoneHe gathers no moss. He gathers many deeds. Cart Wheel Clout (40)Clouts the hedge with…
This is Alastair Wingear. He’s never flown. He tells the Krumplethorns he has, often. Alastair Wingear takes the field as a Pilot, one of the High Society Elites among the Schittsnauds. Card 079/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Wing EarOne ear is a wing. It never flies. Glide Path (40)Glides the bicycle down…