This is Aldric Sidewise. He’s only ever seen sideways. The Krumplethorns have never seen his face. Aldric Sidewise takes the field as a Regent, one of the High Society Elites among the Schittsnauds. Card 068/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: ProfileOnly ever shown in profile. The better side. Royal Decree (50)Decrees that the…
This is Alembic Gloopsnail. He has a lot of flasks. They are all labelled wrong. Alembic Gloopsnail joins the fight as a Potion Snail, one of the neutral Monsters. Card 109/144 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Brew UpBrews a potion. Nobody asked. Bubble Burst (30)Bursts a flask of bubbling goo. Shell Spin (40)Spins…
He carries a tray, and his little helper carries the other. Algernon Doubletray takes the field as a Footman, one of the Servants among the Schittsnauds. Card 026/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Twin ServiceHis shadow serves another tray at once. Twin Tray (60)Hits them with two trays from two sides. Little Helper…
This is Algernon Lensby. He inspects every repair. Schittsnaud ones pass. Krumplethorn ones take longer. Algernon Lensby takes the field as an Inspector, one of the Machine Operators among the Groundskeepers & Engineers. Card 085/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: MagnifierFinds the smallest fault. Makes it bigger. Close Look (40)Holds the lens to…
He measured the hedge. It was shorter than his patience. Algernon Looptower takes the field as a Loop Surveyor, one of the Architects among the Schittsnauds. Card 013/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Closed CircuitHis plans always loop back to the start. Ring Fling (50)Hurls a steel ring over the fence. Orbit Drift…
The eye does the looking. The little face does the talking. Teamwork. Algernon Peerstalk takes the field as an Undercover Eye, one of the Informants among the In-Laws. Card 053/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Eye on a StalkPops up over any fence on a stalk. Periscope Pop (70)Rises above the hedge for…
With that much lens, he’s never once seen a Krumplethorn tell the truth. Algernon Raylash takes the field as an Optical Examiner, one of the Forensics among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 089/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Starburst FocusA dozen rays, zero blind spots. Mesh Count (50)Bends the light until truth shows….
This is Algernon Whiskersby. His mustache has won more cases than he has. Algernon Whiskersby takes the field as a Senior Barrister, one of the Architectural Gatekeepers among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 078/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: DistinguishedThe mustache does most of the arguing. Whisker Twitch (30)Twitches. The jury agrees. Closing…
He’s never met a gear that lied for the Krumplethorns. Alistair Cogbristle takes the field as a Mech. Examiner, one of the Forensics among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 052/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Gear Mesh ReadHears the whole machine confess at once. Gear Rebuttal (40)The gears mesh, the story doesn’t. Gear…
He rules from the tower. He can see the hedge from there. And the bribe. Alistair Lampwhistle takes the field as a Chief Justice, one of the Masked Magistrates among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 039/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Lamp of LawLights the loophole nobody else found. Lantern Exhibit (70)Shows the…
He stands at the gate. The gate stands at him. Alistair Lookingglass takes the field as a Gate Architect, one of the Architects among the Schittsnauds. Card 100/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Open QuestionHis gate answers every question with a gate. Gate Smash Inward (70)Smashes the hedge with a swing gate. Reflected…
His mouth is always open. He’s never been caught shutting it. Alistair Opencry takes the field as a Gridkeeper, one of the Wireframe Bureaucrats among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 033/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Open Mouth AlarmSounds the alarm whenever a line is crossed. Siren Cry (40)Wails until they step back…
He draws everything at ninety degrees except the Krumplethorn boundary. Aloysius Setsquare takes the field as a Square Planner, one of the Master Planners among the Schittsnauds. Card 001/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Right Angles OnlyEvery angle is right. Every neighbour wrong. Square Strike (50)Strikes the plaintiff at ninety degrees. Ruler Rap…
His nose is a plan. His feathers are a plan. His signature is also a plan. Alphonse Cormorantine takes the field as a Feather Planner, one of the Master Planners among the Schittsnauds. Card 097/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Plume of PlansPlans in plumes. Draws in feathers. Plume Whip (40)Whips the plaintiff…
His pavilion is on a rock. His rock is on a mirror. His point is lost. Alphonse Pavilionfell takes the field as a Pavilion Duke, one of the Field Commanders among the Schittsnauds. Card 109/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Pavilion PointMakes a point from the pavilion. Pavilion Prod (40)Prods the plaintiff from…
He runs the trays up the steps two at a time. The steps are rarely there. Alphonse Pennywhistle takes the field as a Footman, one of the Servants among the Schittsnauds. Card 010/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Quick DeliveryDelivers any tray before it can cool. Rush Serve (30)Rushes a tray into their…