Her salvos arrive precisely on time and entirely uninvited. Anastasia Salvowright takes the field as a Salvo Dame, one of the Field Commanders among the Schittsnauds. Card 038/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Salvo SalutationGreets visitors with a salvo. Salvo Burst (50)Bursts a salvo of tiny brass bells. Greeting Slap (40)Slaps the plaintiff…
She has a ruff, a brim, and a very sharp opinion of you. Anastasia Veilswoop takes the field as a Swoop Judge, one of the Supreme Judges among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 090/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Veil SwoopShe swoops in just before the verdict. Veil Sweep (50)Swoops the brim across…
This is Anatole Driftface. He never finishes a story. The Krumplethorns are still waiting. Anatole Driftface takes the field as a Drift Face, one of the Instigators among the In-Laws. Card 061/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Drift OffDrifts away mid sentence. Trail Off (50)Drifts off. They chase the ending. Swan Curve (40)Curves…
Her hat is on fire. She has not noticed. Or she has. Angelica Smokewright takes the field as a Smoke Dame, one of the Old Money among the Schittsnauds. Card 058/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Hat FireHer smoke carries rumors to the neighbors. Smoke Rumor (50)Spreads smoke and a rumor across the…
This is Anglerfin Bulgebrow. He is a fish. He is on the plinth. He is unhappy. Anglerfin Bulgebrow joins the fight as a Brow Fish, one of the neutral Monsters. Card 115/144 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Big Eye BulgeBulges the eye. Nobody wins that stare. Fin Fan Flick (50)A flick of a…
She delivers writs by bicycle. The Krumplethorns have a letterbox. It is sealed. Annabel Bicyclepost takes the field as a Post Cyclist, one of the Field Commanders among the Schittsnauds. Card 108/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Post HasteDelivers the post. Sometimes bad news. Post Haste Dash (50)Dashes through the plaintiff with the…
Her transcript is accurate. It’s just not of this hearing. Annabel Freckwire takes the field as a Recorder, one of the Masked Magistrates among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 031/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Every Word DownTypes every word. Edits the good ones out. Cheek Gear Crank (30)Cranks the transcript in her…
She salts and peppers every argument. Most get seasoned to taste. Annabelle Cruetstand takes the field as a Pantry Maid, one of the Servants among the Schittsnauds. Card 023/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Cruet StandHer seasonings season any argument. Pepper Puff (30)Puffs pepper into their faces. Vinegar Splash (40)Splashes vinegar across their…
Her chair has been dusted by servants but never by her. Annabelle Dustinghall takes the field as a Chair Heiress, one of the Old Money among the Schittsnauds. Card 060/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Dusty SeatHer seat has not been cleaned in generations. Dust Slam (50)Slams four generations of dust on the…
This is Annabelle Swanbuggy. She’s the belle of every ball. The Krumplethorns hold a smaller ball. Annabelle Swanbuggy takes the field as a Belle, one of the High Society Elites among the Schittsnauds. Card 048/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Society BelleRings in the season. Rings out the riffraff. Buggy Ride (40)Rides the…
Her wheels match. Her answers do too. Both are rehearsed. Annabeth Twinspoke takes the field as a Tandem Planner, one of the Architects among the Schittsnauds. Card 024/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Matched PairTravels with a spare and a second opinion. Double Spoke (40)Rolls both wheels over the plaintiff. Reflection Rush (40)Rides…
She plans every bridge on the estate, then tolls each one. Annelise Drawbridge takes the field as a Bridge Planner, one of the Master Planners among the Schittsnauds. Card 028/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Bridge BurningBurns bridges. Draws new ones. Drawbridge Slam (50)Slams a drawbridge at the plaintiff. Pen Poke (40)Pokes the…
Her lens is a nest. Her nest is a lens. Neither welcomes visitors. Annelise Lensnest takes the field as a Lens Nester, one of Estate Surveillance among the Schittsnauds. Card 102/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Nesting InstinctNests in her lens. Dislikes visitors. Lens Smash (50)Smashes a lens into the plaintiff. Nest Egg…
Her light infantry arrives on tiptoe. Her complaint arrives by heavy lorry. Annelise Lightfootman takes the field as a Light Infantry, one of the Field Commanders among the Schittsnauds. Card 055/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Light Footed FuryLight of foot, heavy of grudge. Tiptoe Stab (50)Stabs the plaintiff on tiptoe. Dainty Kick…
A shrine at the end of a very long carpet. Annesley Aisle is a Shrine, one of the Estate Relics of the Schittsnauds. Card 093/144 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Aisle of OrderLines up the grievances neatly. Every card in the Hedge Wars collection plays a part. Pick up Annesley Aisle and find…
A blurry second one always follows her. Nobody has caught that one either. Annunziata Drifthat takes the field as a Gossip, one of the Informants among the In-Laws. Card 046/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Echo TwinThere’s always a blurry copy nearby. Double Rumor (30)Tells it twice, slightly worse each time. Low Wheel…