Her wheel is bigger than her whole house. She has never fallen off. Ariadne Pennyfarthing takes the field as a Page, one of the Servants among the Schittsnauds. Card 062/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Penny FarthingRides a huge wheel and delivers tiny notes. Big Wheel Run (40)Rolls the large wheel over their…
This is Arlecchino Pikenose. He’s the family jester. Only the Krumplethorns laugh. Arlecchino Pikenose takes the field as a Jester, one of the Modular Grid Technicians among the In-Laws. Card 064/103 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: HarlequinCheckered wings. Checkered loyalties. Banana Peel (40)Falls over at the funeral. On purpose. Spike Jest (50)Jabs a…
This is Armadillion Platewing. He is plated. He is wide. He is not available. Armadillion Platewing joins the fight as an Armadillo, one of the neutral Monsters. Card 083/144 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Fan PlateFans the plating. Hits bounce off. Plate Bash (40)Bashes with a fan plate. Claw Dig (30)Digs the claws…
This is Arturo Twinfan. He’s driven every Krumplethorn getaway. Never caught. Never fast, either. Arturo Twinfan takes the field as a Wheelman, one of the Aggressive Upstarts among the Krumplethorns. Card 050/116 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: GetawayEngine running. Always. Getaway Ride (50)Drives the getaway bike from the raid. Fan Lift (40)Lifts the…
A globe of glass shot through with light. Ashburnham Planet is an Orb, one of the Estate Relics of the Schittsnauds. Card 104/144 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Planetary OrderOrders the planets to leave. Ashburnham Planet is one of 144 cards in the Estate Relics for the Schittsnauds. Collect the whole group. Faction:…
He has been crouching since the first boundary dispute. His knees agree. Ashcombe Crouch is a Statue, one of the Estate Relics of the Schittsnauds. Card 004/144 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Defensive CrouchCrouches. Nothing past the hedge survives. Add Ashcombe Crouch to your Hedge Wars collection and see how the Estate Relics…
The clock stopped when the Krumplethorns were invited to dinner. Ashgrove Chronicle is a Clock, one of the Social Scandals of the In-Laws. Card 001/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Time of DeathStops the moment the hedge is mentioned. Add Ashgrove Chronicle to your Hedge Wars collection and see how the Social Scandals…
This is Aster Spikeleg. It guards the border on thin legs. Nobody’s sure if it’s a plant or a person. Aster Spikeleg takes the field as a Weed Warden, one of the Cultivators among the In-Laws. Card 102/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Spiky FlowerAll spikes. All flower. All ours. Spike Out (40)Pushes…
This is Asteria Starbloom. Her starflowers all point at the Krumplethorn house. Nobody knows why. Asteria Starbloom takes the field as a Starflower Grower, one of the Cultivators among the In-Laws. Card 055/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: StarflowerGrows star blooms. They point at the hedge. Star Bloom (40)Blooms a starflower over a…
This is Astrid Seastar. She plants starfish along the hedge. Nobody knows what they’ll grow into. Astrid Seastar takes the field as a Shore Gardener, one of the Cultivators among the In-Laws. Card 032/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Starfish BedPlants starfish. They grow into hedges. Star Plant (40)Plants a starfish by the…
He plots every move on a checkered floor. They’ve been plotted since. Atticus Checkerboard takes the field as a Chief Plotter, one of the Wireframe Bureaucrats among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 053/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Chessboard PlanPlots every move on a floor of squares. Knight Move (70)Moves around the lot…
Fell out of the family in the autumn. Is still falling. Aubretia Sandfall is a Hourglass, one of the Social Scandals of the In-Laws. Card 103/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Falling OutFalls out with everyone. Falls back on sand. Add Aubretia Sandfall to your Hedge Wars collection and see how the Social…
An auditor made of brass and a lot of cross-checking. Auditor Brassface is an Auditor, one of the Legal Injunctions of the Solicitors & Executors. Card 027/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Secret Rare. Ability: Audit TrailFollows the audit trail. Burns the trail. Every card in the Hedge Wars collection plays a part. Pick up…
The posters are up. Both families stapled theirs to the same hedge. Augusta Brimwhistle takes the field as a Sheriff, one of the Masked Magistrates among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 038/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Wanted NoticePosts their faces on the hedge itself. Collar Arrest (40)Grabs them by the mesh collar….
Everything about her rolls forward except her opinion. Augusta Fanwheel takes the field as a Fan Planner, one of the Architects among the Schittsnauds. Card 103/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Wheel WithinHer fan has a wheel. Her wheel has a plan. Fan Wheel Whirl (40)Whirls her fan wheel across the lawn. Wing…
This is Augusta Turretsight. She lives in the estate tower. Nothing crosses the hedge without her noting it. Augusta Turretsight takes the field as a Warden, one of the Machine Operators among the Groundskeepers & Engineers. Card 086/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Secret Rare. Ability: All SeeingOne giant eye. Sees both gardens at once….