His basilica is vast. His forgiveness of Krumplethorns is not. Augustine Basilica takes the field as a Basilica Lookout, one of Estate Surveillance among the Schittsnauds. Card 062/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Holy Hedge RageRages piously at the hedge. Dome Smite (50)Smites the plaintiff with a basilica dome. Aisle Stampede (60)Rushes the…
The estate pays him precisely because he cuts so cleanly. Augustine Bramblelash takes the field as an Evidence Foe, one of the Legal Saboteurs among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 089/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Secret Rare. Ability: Thorn ReportTrims the contract to their liability. Thorn Rewind (30)Trims the appeal down to nothing. Nettle…
His third eye sits right between the two houses. That’s where he lives. Augustinus Oculix takes the field as a Chief Agent, one of the Informants among the In-Laws. Card 092/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Eye in the MiddleThe middle eye sees between both houses. Center Stare (70)Stares down the middle of…
This is Augusto Peepwell. He sold the Krumplethorns glasses. They can’t see the hedge now. Or the road. Augusto Peepwell takes the field as a Quack Optician, one of the Illusionists among the In-Laws. Card 022/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Wrong PrescriptionSells glasses that make the hedge vanish. Eye Test (40)Tests their…
He has said nothing in court for eleven years. He still wins. Augustus Bandcroft takes the field as a Bailiff, one of the Masked Magistrates among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 052/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Banded SilenceBrass wraps the eyes. The mouth stays shut. Hoop Hold (40)Holds the defendant in a…
His beard weighs more than the plan. His grudge weighs more than both. Augustus Bearded takes the field as a Beard Duke, one of the Master Planners among the Schittsnauds. Card 086/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Beard BallastThe beard anchors the plan. Beard Smother (30)Smothers the plaintiff in a bearded belly. Pinstripe…
This is Augustus Bellfold. His bell rings whenever a Krumplethorn moves. It rings all day. Augustus Bellfold takes the field as a Bell Escort, one of the Hired Escorts among the In-Laws. Card 079/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Polite Bell RingRings at every Krumplethorn step. Lawn Edge Bell Clang (40)Clangs the brass…
He zones everything under his hat. Most things are. Augustus Brimshade takes the field as a Zoning Clerk, one of the Wireframe Bureaucrats among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 072/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Canopy ZoneZones whatever sits under his big hat. Brim Drop (40)Drops the brim over their petition. Motor Dash…
This is Augustus Checkerworth. The small face works for the Krumplethorns. The big one doesn’t know. Augustus Checkerworth takes the field as a Lawn Planner, one of the Machine Operators among the Groundskeepers & Engineers. Card 015/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Two FacedSecond face on a stick. Agrees with both. Checkerboard (50)Mows…
He sees the hedge from the high watch. He complains about its altitude. Augustus Lookoutwell takes the field as a Lookout Duke, one of the Field Commanders among the Schittsnauds. Card 080/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: High Watch WhineWhines from the high watch. Lookout Strike (30)Strikes from the highest tower. Glass Pane…
Every glass tower on his hat bears his name. None carries his pity. Augustus Skyrise takes the field as a Skyline Baron, one of the Old Money among the Schittsnauds. Card 082/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Secret Rare. Ability: Skyline HeirHe owns the horizon and charges for the view. Skyline Takeover (100)Skyline crashes down…
His hat has ribs. His ribs have a tax code. Augustus Vaultbrook takes the field as a Vault Heir, one of the Architects among the Schittsnauds. Card 087/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Ribbed WelcomeHe greets guests with a ribbed ceiling. Rib Vault Rush (50)Rushes through the hedge under a ribbed vault. Gate…
One eye is half hidden. The other is looking directly at you. Aurelia Eyegold takes the field as a Gold Eye Chief, one of Estate Surveillance among the Schittsnauds. Card 106/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Secret Rare. Ability: Golden Eye StareStares until the plaintiff apologises. Gold Eye Burn (90)Burns the plaintiff with a golden…
Court started at nine. By her clock it’s still eight fifty-nine. Aurelia Hornclock takes the field as a Timer, one of the Masked Magistrates among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 075/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Bent TimeHer clock runs whichever way she leans. Spiral Horn Call (50)Blows the horn to end the…
Her brim loops three times. So does her dinner conversation. Aurelia Loopmoor takes the field as a Loop Dame, one of the Old Money among the Schittsnauds. Card 068/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Looping BrimHer hat loops back to the family fortune. Loop Snare (40)Snares the plaintiff in a long brim. Bike…
This is Aurelia Smokeswirl. She perfumes her side of the hedge. The Krumplethorn side smells of compost. Aurelia Smokeswirl takes the field as a Perfumer, one of the High Society Elites among the Schittsnauds. Card 097/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Golden PlumeTrails a cloud of scent. And smoke. Scent Trail (40)Leaves perfume…