This is Avialina Perchmore. Every birdcage on her head holds a family secret. One is about the Krumplethorns. Avialina Perchmore takes the field as an Aviarist, one of the Modular Grid Technicians among the In-Laws. Card 101/103 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Birdcage CrownKeeps her secrets in birdcages. They sing. Cage Open (40)Opens…
This is Avis Freckleby. Her bird repeats every Krumplethorn secret. It has a terrible accent. Avis Freckleby takes the field as a Bird Trainer, one of the Illusionists among the In-Laws. Card 035/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Talking BirdHer bird repeats every Krumplethorn secret. Bird Report (30)Lets the bird repeat what it…
This is Babette Sprocketbloom. She runs the estate nursery. Krumplethorn seedlings are on the waiting list. Babette Sprocketbloom takes the field as a Nursery Keeper, one of the Cultivators among the In-Laws. Card 086/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: NurseryGrows seedlings. And cousins. Seedling Tuck (30)Tucks a seedling in. It thrives. Baby Roll…
A glowing urn on a velvet plinth. Bagot Amphora is an Urn, one of the Estate Relics of the Schittsnauds. Card 103/144 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Urn of EmbersEmbers of spite – ready to relight. Add Bagot Amphora to your Hedge Wars collection and see how the Estate Relics change the game….
Pages swirling through a stained-glass atrium. Bailiff Whirlpage is a Paper Vortex, one of the Legal Injunctions of the Solicitors & Executors. Card 028/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Distress WarrantDistrains the plaintiff’s best furniture. Add Bailiff Whirlpage to your Hedge Wars collection and see how the Legal Injunctions change the game. Faction:…
This is Baldric Engineknee. He sits on the engine to keep it warm. It’s the Krumplethorn engine. Baldric Engineknee takes the field as an Engine Sitter, one of the Heavy Mechanics among the Groundskeepers & Engineers. Card 035/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Kneel InKneels in the engine to hear it think. Knee…
This is Baltasar Skyhaul. He delivers family invitations. Krumplethorns get theirs after the party. Baltasar Skyhaul takes the field as a Courier, one of the Modular Grid Technicians among the In-Laws. Card 084/103 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Rooftop RiderDelivers to the top floor. Every floor. Late Post (40)Delivers the invitation late. On…
He’s subpoenaed a moth. It had quite a lot to say. Balthazar Mothlens takes the field as an Entomology Examiner, one of the Forensics among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 094/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Moth Dust TimelineAges the scene by the moths on it. Quartz Count (30)Submits a moth’s testimony as…
A big gold barrel of firecrackers – pointed at the neighbours. Bangalore Barrel is a Cannon Trap, one of the Pit Hazards of the Krumplethorns. Card 020/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Shot Across the HedgeFires a shot across the Schittsnaud hedge. Bangalore Barrel is one of 104 cards in the Pit Hazards…
A cup on a statue on a plinth on a podium. Bannerman Plank is a Cup, one of the Estate Relics of the Schittsnauds. Card 041/144 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Podium FinishTakes the podium. Keeps the podium. Bannerman Plank is one of 144 cards in the Estate Relics for the Schittsnauds. Collect…
This is Barbel Fishcap. His hat is a fish. It keeps an eye on the Krumplethorn pond. Barbel Fishcap takes the field as a Water Gardener, one of the Cultivators among the In-Laws. Card 094/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Fish HatWears a fish. It watches the pond. Pond Check (30)Checks the pond…
This is Barclay Domehelm. He offered to buy the Krumplethorn house. For a shilling. Barclay Domehelm takes the field as a Tycoon, one of the High Society Elites among the Schittsnauds. Card 027/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Golden HelmGold-plated thinking. Gold-plated helmet. Buyout (50)Offers to buy their house. Low. Ribbon Cut (30)Cuts…
His face is half checks and half stamps. He approves the left side. Barclay Facecheck takes the field as a Permit Clerk, one of the Wireframe Bureaucrats among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 015/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Checker VerifyApproves only faces that match the form. Front Charge (50)Rides headlong into their…
His eyes are dials. His grudge is on a twenty-four-hour clock. Barnabas Clockwinder takes the field as a Dial Warden, one of Estate Surveillance among the Schittsnauds. Card 054/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Round the Clock RageRages at every hour. Chimes on the half. Clockface Spin (50)Spins the plaintiff on a clock…
He guards a very large hall with no valuables in it. Barnabas Garrisonhall takes the field as a Garrison Marshal, one of the Field Commanders among the Schittsnauds. Card 023/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Hall DutyGuards the hall. The hall guards nothing. Hall Hammering (40)Slams the plaintiff down the hall. Garrison Roll…
His sleeves cost more than the plaintiff’s cottage. Barnabas Gildersleeve takes the field as a Cycle Heir, one of the Old Money among the Schittsnauds. Card 086/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Gold SleeveRolls up a gold sleeve before every ruling. Sleeve Whip (40)Whips the plaintiff with a long gold sleeve. Frame Spin…