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The hedge line moved twice during his lunch. He filed both moves. Barnaby Gridwhistle takes the field as a Chief Plotter, one of the Wireframe Bureaucrats among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 001/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Pipe Smoke ScreenPuffs a haze over every unfiled form. Boundary Bluff (60)Redraws the boundary mid-sentence….
Three clocks on his head, set five minutes fast. Barnaby Hourglasswick takes the field as a Timekeeper, one of the Forensics among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 004/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Secret Rare. Ability: Triple Dial ReadingThree clocks never lie, except when they do. Synchronized Strike (50)All three faces strike on the defendant….
His brim is so low he has never seen the jury. Barnaby Lowbrim takes the field as a Brim Judge, one of the Supreme Judges among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 077/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Low BrimPulls the brim down and misses the point. Brim Bash (40)Bashes the plaintiff with a…
His bicycle wheel is the largest on the lawn, a mild tactical error. Barnaby Ordnancewick takes the field as an Ordnance Seer, one of the Field Commanders among the Schittsnauds. Card 003/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Careful ReconnaissanceScouts the lawn twice, then complains. Spoke Volley (50)Volleys loose spokes at the plaintiff. Pearl…
Nobody has found the bottom of his pantry. It may have a basement. Barnaby Pantrycoil takes the field as a Pantry Boy, one of the Servants among the Schittsnauds. Card 012/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Full PantryNever runs out of biscuits for the estate. Biscuit Toss (30)Pitches a stale biscuit at their…
He has never lost a case. He has also never removed the goggles. Barnaby Pipewrit takes the field as a Notary, one of the Masked Magistrates among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 002/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Sworn SmokeTestimony delivered entirely in pipe smoke. Mustache Motion (40)Files a motion through the whiskers….
He looks out of a window frame on his hat. He sees only the neighbors’ land. Barnaby Sashmoor takes the field as a Frame Baron, one of the Old Money among the Schittsnauds. Card 103/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Window RankLooks through the window and sees only property. Window Smash (70)Smashes a…
This is Barnaby Screenwick. He films the Krumplethorns trimming. The footage is shown at Christmas. Barnaby Screenwick takes the field as a Camera Minder, one of the Hired Escorts among the In-Laws. Card 003/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Live FeedBroadcasts every hedge trim to the in-laws. Sunday Lens Flash (40)Flashes every lens…
He sits behind a bronze shield so no objection can reach his chest. Barnaby Shieldwick takes the field as a Shield Justice, one of the Supreme Judges among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 005/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Round TableEvery ruling gets rounded in his favor. Medal Slam (60)Slams a bronze seal…
Her sidecar contains reports. The reports contain nothing. It is a clean system. Barnaby Sidecarnage takes the field as a Sidecar Marshal, one of the Field Commanders among the Schittsnauds. Card 058/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Sidecar SpiesSpies from the sidecar. Reports to nobody. Sidecar Slam (60)Slams a sidecar into the plaintiff….
The estate pays him precisely because he cuts so cleanly. Barnaby Splintercroft takes the field as a Filing Clerk, one of the Legal Saboteurs among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 014/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Brief ReadingTrims the contract to their liability. Thorn Reading (40)Trims the appeal down to nothing. Vellum Filing…
He patrols the boundary daily. It has not moved. He checked twice. Barnaby Spokelens takes the field as a Bike Patrol, one of Estate Surveillance among the Schittsnauds. Card 004/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Lawn Line RoundsPatrols the boundary at a stately pace. Spokeshave Strike (60)Spins a wheel into the plaintiff’s shins….
He has never missed a sugar cube. The Krumplethorns have never been sweet. Barnaby Sugartong takes the field as a Cupbearer, one of the Servants among the Schittsnauds. Card 079/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Sugar TongsPinches sugar from three feet away. Tong Pinch (40)Pinches their nose with the sugar tongs. Cup Spin…
His bike is small. His inheritance is a great deal larger. Barnaby Tinywheel takes the field as a Small Wheel Heir, one of the Old Money among the Schittsnauds. Card 029/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Small WheelsRolls over small problems and small people. Wheel Roll Over (40)Rolls the little bike across the…
This is Barnaby Tricyclist. He delivers gossip faster than the post. The Krumplethorns hate the post. Barnaby Tricyclist takes the field as a Trike Courier, one of the Instigators among the In-Laws. Card 015/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Fast MouthDelivers gossip before it’s cold. Hot Gossip (50)Delivers fresh gossip. Burns. Back Wheel…
His ears are enormous. His patience is not. Barnard Earwhisper takes the field as an Ear Judge, one of the Supreme Judges among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 021/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Big ListenHears every lie from across the room. Lobe Smack (40)Smacks you with an oversized ear. Wig Spike (30)Spikes…
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