This is Basil Nautilus. He’s turned the same shell since the feud began. It’s getting tight. Basil Nautilus takes the field as a Shell Turner, one of the Machine Operators among the Groundskeepers & Engineers. Card 077/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: NautilusGrows a new chamber every season. Spiral Out (40)Unwinds the shell…
This is Basilia Facegarden. She blends into the Schittsnaud garden. The Krumplethorns walk into her. Basilia Facegarden takes the field as a Face Garden, one of the Chaff Groundskeepers among the Schittsnauds. Card 023/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Garden FaceHer face is part of the garden. Garden Gaze (60)The garden face stares…
This is Basilio Longstem. He stakes every Schittsnaud plant straight. Theirs all lean. Basilio Longstem takes the field as a Cane Setter, one of the Cultivators among the In-Laws. Card 058/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Long StemStakes every plant. Straight as a ruler. Cane Stake (40)Stakes a cousin upright. Nose Prune (30)Prunes…
This is Basilio Stretchmouth. He can’t keep a secret. His mouth goes ear to ear. Basilio Stretchmouth takes the field as a Wide Mouth, one of the Instigators among the In-Laws. Card 026/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Big MouthCan’t keep anything in. Blurt (50)Blurts out the secret. Mouth Spike (40)Jabs with the…
This is Basilissa Cathedraldome. She declared the Schittsnaud lawn holy ground. Krumplethorns need permission. Basilissa Cathedraldome takes the field as a Cathedral Dome, one of the Chaff Groundskeepers among the Schittsnauds. Card 053/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Holy GroundA cathedral rides above her. Sanctify (60)Declares the lawn holy ground. Cart Run (50)Runs…
This is Bastiaan Eyeplume. He sold the Krumplethorns a bigger garden. It’s painted on a sheet. Bastiaan Eyeplume takes the field as an Illusion Seller, one of the Illusionists among the In-Laws. Card 092/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Pocket IllusionSells illusions by the pound. No refunds. Sell Dream (40)Sells them a dream….
His skirt holds eight filing cabinets. Nobody has opened it. Bastian Funnelby takes the field as a Stamp Clerk, one of the Wireframe Bureaucrats among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 023/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Cone Skirt CountFiles every petition under his cone skirt. Cone Drop (40)Drops the cone over the claim….
This is Bastien Parisworth. He came back from Paris with a tower. The Krumplethorns came back with a magnet. Bastien Parisworth takes the field as a Parisian, one of the High Society Elites among the Schittsnauds. Card 058/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Paris ReturnJust back from Paris. Mentions it hourly. Drum Roll…
This is Bastienne Flutepipe. She plays the flute. Every Krumplethorn dog follows her home. Bastienne Flutepipe takes the field as a Pipe Player, one of the Diversions among the In-Laws. Card 017/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Pied TunePlays a tune. Pets follow her off. Flute Note (50)Plays one shrill note in their…
This is Bastion Eyeglass. He bought a monocle to annoy the Schittsnauds. It worked. Bastion Eyeglass takes the field as an Upstart, one of the Aggressive Upstarts among the Krumplethorns. Card 091/116 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Borrowed AirsWears a monocle. Not the manners. Sniff Back (30)Sniffs at the Schittsnauds first. Wheel Strut…
This is Bathilda Gridwing. She visits every Sunday night. She leaves on Tuesday. Bathilda Gridwing takes the field as an Aunt-in-Law, one of the Modular Grid Technicians among the In-Laws. Card 045/103 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Night VisitVisits after dark. Stays till breakfast. Late Call (40)Arrives late. Brings opinions. Ball Wheel (30)Rolls…
This is Batrice Meshwing. She only raids after dark. The Schittsnauds have started sleeping in the stable. Batrice Meshwing takes the field as a Night Rider, one of the Aggressive Upstarts among the Krumplethorns. Card 052/116 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Bat HoodHood up. Wings out. Dusk raids only. Dusk Raid (60)Raids the…
This is Beakley Tinstork. He stands on one leg. He does not say which one is the spare. Beakley Tinstork joins the fight as a Tin Stork, one of the neutral Monsters. Card 036/144 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Tin StiltsWalks on thin legs. Rarely falls over. Beak Spear (50)Spears the nearest apple….
Her gears turn only when someone is looking. So she looks busy. Beatrice Cogsley takes the field as an Under-Butler, one of the Servants among the Schittsnauds. Card 009/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Gear ServiceHer gears turn faster when she is watched. Gear Press (60)Presses a gear into the back of their…
She wears a hairpin. The hairpin wears a curve. Beatrice Hairpinton takes the field as a Hairpin Planner, one of the Architects among the Schittsnauds. Card 101/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Tight CornerShe turns every argument down a narrow alley. Hairpin Jab (30)Jabs the plaintiff with a long steel pin. Cheek Curve…
Her sphere holds a city. Her opinion holds a siege. Beatrice Spheredome takes the field as a Sphere Dame, one of the Field Commanders among the Schittsnauds. Card 090/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Sphere of InfluenceHer sphere of influence is exactly one sphere. Sphere Shove (50)Shoves the plaintiff with a glass sphere….