He has sent a thousand trays down. He’s sent one Krumplethorn. Bartholomew Dumbwait takes the field as a Porter, one of the Servants among the Schittsnauds. Card 022/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Dumbwaiter DropSends their hat directly to the cellar. Lift Slam (60)Slams a dumbwaiter tray onto their toes. Cart Roll (50)Rolls…
This is Bartholomew Fanbroom. His fan broom sweeps in arcs. Every arc ends next door. Bartholomew Fanbroom takes the field as a Fan Broom, one of the Chaff Groundskeepers among the Schittsnauds. Card 063/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Spite Fan SweepSweeps with a brass fan. Fan Rake Swing (50)Swings the fan rake…
His horns are polished weekly. His mercy never is. Bartholomew Hornbeard takes the field as a Horn Judge, one of the Supreme Judges among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 086/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Goat HornsHis horns rule on whoever sits closest. Horn Toss (50)Tosses the plaintiff over the bench. Beard Drag…
He has the largest lens on the estate. It points at the hedge, mostly. Bartholomew Lenscombe takes the field as a Lens Keeper, one of Estate Surveillance among the Schittsnauds. Card 018/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Wick TrimTrims the wick and the plaintiff. Wide Lens Bash (50)Bashes with a wide lens. Glass…
His one wheel is a globe. He’s still surveying the hedge. Bartholomew Rimlock takes the field as a Surveyor, one of the Wireframe Bureaucrats among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 049/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Globe WheelRolls a whole globe over the lot lines. Globe Crush (40)Rolls a globe over their toes….
He has ironed ten thousand cuffs. None have ever been pressed against his will. Bartholomew Sleevecuff takes the field as a Valet, one of the Servants among the Schittsnauds. Card 091/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Cuff CareFolds every sleeve to knife-edge precision. Cuff Slap (30)Slaps them with a stiff starched cuff. Key…
Eleven wagons matched to eleven scenes. Same wobbly wheel. Bartholomew Spokewright takes the field as a Vehicle Examiner, one of the Forensics among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 020/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Tread DeductionReads a tire track like a confession. Skid Measure (40)Clocks exactly how fast they fled. Wheel Alignment (30)Proves…
His hats are stacked, his plans are stacked and the odds are stacked too. Bartholomew Toppled takes the field as a Stack Planner, one of the Master Planners among the Schittsnauds. Card 095/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Stacked DeckStacks the deck with hats. Hat Stack Drop (40)Drops a stack of hats on…
He finds a flaw on every page. He brings the flaws with him. Bartholomew Visorne takes the field as an Examiner, one of the Masked Magistrates among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 014/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Shaded ReviewReads every page with the lights off. Red Lens Flag (40)Flags every Krumplethorn form…
This is Bartholomew Wingspread. His wings spread wider than the hedge. He measured to make sure. Bartholomew Wingspread takes the field as a Wing Handler, one of the Hired Escorts among the In-Laws. Card 030/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Brass WingsTwo brass wings flank him on command. Wing Clap (60)Claps both wings….
This is Bartleby Cherubin. The youngest heir on the estate. He already has a hedge lawyer on retainer. Bartleby Cherubin takes the field as a Heir, one of the High Society Elites among the Schittsnauds. Card 077/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: BabyfaceLooks innocent. Isn’t. Wail (30)Wails until the hedge is trimmed. Stilt…
Six legs, three wheels. Eight inspections an hour. Bartlett Insectwheel takes the field as an Inspector, one of the Wireframe Bureaucrats among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 055/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Bug InspectionInspects with six legs and three wheels. Leg Scuttle (50)Scuttles over their paperwork. Cart Crash (40)Crashes the wheeled cart…
This is Bartley Harewood. He hunts on the Krumplethorn side. He says the foxes are his. Bartley Harewood takes the field as a Sportsman, one of the High Society Elites among the Schittsnauds. Card 049/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Hare EarOne ear up. Listens for the hunt. Gilded Stride (40)Strides off on…
This is Bartolo Ballspin. He juggles at every Schittsnaud party. The Krumplethorns catch the drops. Bartolo Ballspin takes the field as a Juggler, one of the Illusionists among the In-Laws. Card 008/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Three Balls UpKeeps three balls up. Drops one on you. Juggle Drop (40)Drops a ball on…
Her hood flaps when there’s a secret nearby. It’s flapping at the Krumplethorns. Bartolomea Eyeblade takes the field as a Snoop, one of the Informants among the In-Laws. Card 067/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Bat Fin HoodThe hood flaps when a secret’s near. Eye Ball Roll (50)Rolls the eye under the hedge….
This is Barton Bigbeam. He signals the Schittsnauds by headlamp. The Krumplethorns learned the code. Barton Bigbeam takes the field as a Light Rigger, one of the Heavy Mechanics among the Groundskeepers & Engineers. Card 040/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Big LampCarries his own sunrise. Lamp Ram (50)Rams the headlamp into the…