He sees every hedge in the borough. He only fines the Krumplethorns. Barnabas Grimlens takes the field as a High Bailiff, one of the Masked Magistrates among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 023/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Compound VisionWatches every hedge on the street at once. Bug-Eyed Glare (70)Stares until they withdraw…
This is Barnabas Pearbody. His eye totems stand at the hedge. They never blink at Krumplethorns. Barnabas Pearbody takes the field as a Pear Spy, one of the Instigators among the In-Laws. Card 052/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Totem WatchEye totems watch from either side. Totem Glance (50)The eye totems glance at…
He measures every insult to the nearest degree. Obtuse is the average. Barnabas Protracton takes the field as an Angle Planner, one of the Master Planners among the Schittsnauds. Card 007/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Obtuse OpponentsCalls every opponent obtuse. Protractor Slice (50)Slices the plaintiff with a protractor edge. Angle Grind (60)Grinds…
This is Barnabas Tickwell. He keeps the estate clock. It runs fast for the Krumplethorns. Barnabas Tickwell takes the field as a Clocker, one of the Machine Operators among the Groundskeepers & Engineers. Card 081/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Secret Rare. Ability: Two ShiftsClock on his head. Apprentice on a scooter. Clock Off (60)Stops…
This is Barnabé Blushcheek. He peeps into Krumplethorn windows. He reports back on wallpaper. Barnabé Blushcheek takes the field as a Window Peeper, one of the Diversions among the In-Laws. Card 048/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Parish PeepingSees into every lit window. Window Tap (40)Taps on lit windows all night. Hem Swish…
This is Barnabus Coattail. His coat sweeps the path. He sweeps the dirt next door. Barnabus Coattail takes the field as a Long Coat Escort, one of the Hired Escorts among the In-Laws. Card 091/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Coat SweepHis coat sweeps the path clean. Smug Tail Sweep (40)Sweeps feet with…
This is Barnabus Dustfeather. He dusts the hedge on our side. The dust floats across. Barnabus Dustfeather takes the field as a Feather Man, one of the Chaff Groundskeepers among the Schittsnauds. Card 040/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Dust Off DusterDusts off every surface. Feather Swipe (50)Swipes dust into their eyes. Garden…
He serves gravy to anyone who asks. Nobody asks twice. Barnabus Gravyboat takes the field as a Tray Bearer, one of the Servants among the Schittsnauds. Card 046/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Gravy BoatCarries a gravy boat that nobody dares sail. Gravy Slick (40)Slicks the floor under them. Teapot Roll (30)Rolls a…
He has not blinked since the surveyor left. Barnabus Plumbmoor takes the field as a Plumb Warden, one of the Architects among the Schittsnauds. Card 005/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Dead LevelNever tilts his head. The horizon tilts for him. Level Stare (30)Stares until the hedge straightens itself. Door Frame Duck (40)Hides…
He’s the only one who can read a propeller like testimony. Barnabus Propwrench takes the field as a Mech. Examiner, one of the Forensics among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 064/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Propeller ReadReads guilt off a bent propeller blade. Ribbon Scan (40)Submits the bent blade into record. Chalk…
He carries the railing for a famous staircase. Nobody climbs it. Barnaby Ballastrade takes the field as a Baluster Page, one of the Architects among the Schittsnauds. Card 047/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: HandrailHe grips the rail and never lets go of a grudge. Baluster Swing (30)Swings a stone baluster like a…
This is Barnaby Beakvisor. His visor pecks weeds. It can’t tell them from Krumplethorn tulips. Barnaby Beakvisor takes the field as a Beak Visor, one of the Chaff Groundskeepers among the Schittsnauds. Card 076/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Pecking VisorPecks at weeds with the visor. Visor Peck Weed (40)Pecks out weeds and…
This is Barnaby Bristlecone. He sweeps the Schittsnaud lawn twice a day. He sweeps their leaves next door. Barnaby Bristlecone takes the field as a Broom Hand, one of the Chaff Groundskeepers among the Schittsnauds. Card 007/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Clean SweepSweeps everything off the lawn. Big Sweep (40)Sweeps a guest…
Nobody has seen her face. They just see the dust. Barnaby Dustbonnet takes the field as a Housemaid, one of the Servants among the Schittsnauds. Card 042/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Dust CloudRaises a cloud so thick nobody can find her. Duster Whip (30)Whips them with a feather duster. Sweep Away (30)Sweeps…
This is Barnaby Gablehead. The Krumplethorns asked to borrow a rake. He moved the whole shed. Barnaby Gablehead takes the field as a Shed Keeper, one of the Machine Operators among the Groundskeepers & Engineers. Card 018/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Tool ShedKeeps the shed on his head. Locked. Roof Tile (50)Drops…
He wears a gas mask and a pipe. He claims he is allergic to peasants. Barnaby Gasworth takes the field as a Pipe Baron, one of the Old Money among the Schittsnauds. Card 074/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Gas MantleWheezes through a brass pipe and a fortune. Gas Bomb (70)Hisses a gas…