This is Barnum Tophatton. He fixes engines like a circus act. Both families buy tickets. Barnum Tophatton takes the field as a Showman, one of the Heavy Mechanics among the Groundskeepers & Engineers. Card 053/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Secret Rare. Ability: StovepipeHat so tall it needs its own permit. Grand Entrance (70)Rides in…
His brim is a tower. He wears it to every dispute, for height. Barnum Towerbrim takes the field as a Tower Brim Aide, one of Estate Surveillance among the Schittsnauds. Card 092/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Tower OrderOrders towers. Nobody delivers. Tower Slam (50)Slams a tower onto the plaintiff. Brim Whip (40)Whips…
A giant clamp in a long hallway of red tape. Barratry Clampwell is a Clamp, one of the Legal Injunctions of the Solicitors & Executors. Card 080/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Wheel ClampClamps the plaintiff’s car. And the plaintiff. Barratry Clampwell is one of 104 cards in the Legal Injunctions for the…
This is Barrett Widewheel. His hot rod is the loudest thing on the estate. He only drives it past them. Barrett Widewheel takes the field as a Tuner, one of the Aggressive Upstarts among the Krumplethorns. Card 107/116 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Big EngineSounds like thunder. Moves like a snail. Rumble (50)Rumbles…
A tall chalice – a glow and a rather brisk tone. Barringfield Fluteglass is a Chalice, one of the Estate Relics of the Schittsnauds. Card 109/144 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Very Tall OrderFills tall orders. Spills tall tales. Add Barringfield Fluteglass to your Hedge Wars collection and see how the Estate Relics…
She’s never lost a case the Krumplethorns thought was settled. Barrington Briefhollow takes the field as a Legal Shredder, one of the Legal Saboteurs among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 016/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Seal MotionFinds the clause that cuts the deal loose. Clause Trace (50)Files the motion before they finish…
He keeps one eye closed. Nobody knows which one is the honest one. Barrington Orangelens takes the field as a Hat Judge, one of the Supreme Judges among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 025/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Black BrimPulls the hat down over the evidence. Brim Slap (40)Slaps the evidence with…
His blade-sharp logic has shredded three Krumplethorn leases. Barrington Rapiergate takes the field as a Docket Jammer, one of the Legal Saboteurs among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 005/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Crease ObjectionCuts the injunction off mid-sentence. Docket Severance (30)Cuts the deadline down to the hour. Gavel Sweep (30)Edges the…
She is masked and furious. The ribbon is both. Barrister Ribbonfall is a Red Tape, one of the Legal Injunctions of the Solicitors & Executors. Card 002/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Secret Rare. Ability: Binding ArbitrationBinds the plaintiff in ribbon. Arbitrates later. Barrister Ribbonfall is one of 104 cards in the Legal Injunctions for…
This is Bartholomeus Splitthrone. Elder of the In-Laws. He’s half Schittsnaud, half nobody knows. Bartholomeus Splitthrone takes the field as an Elder, one of the Modular Grid Technicians among the In-Laws. Card 102/103 in the Hedge Wars collection, Secret Rare. Ability: Two SidesHalf dark. Half bright. Fully in charge. Split Ruling (80)Rules for one family….
This is Bartholomew Billboard. He put up a sign on the boundary. Both sides read it as theirs. Bartholomew Billboard takes the field as a Sign Hanger, one of the Machine Operators among the Groundskeepers & Engineers. Card 069/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Rocking BaseRocks back and forth. Calls it travel. Notice…
He carries a shell on his back and the ceiling in his head. Bartholomew Bracewick takes the field as a Brace Foreman, one of the Architects among the Schittsnauds. Card 015/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Support BeamNothing falls while he is holding a grudge. Strut Strike (40)Whacks a Krumplethorn with a roof…
He drafts to the sound of a brass section. The Krumplethorns have been deafened. Bartholomew Brasshorn takes the field as a Horn Draftsman, one of the Master Planners among the Schittsnauds. Card 019/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Brass Section PlansPlans loudly, with brass. Brass Horn Honk (60)Blasts the plaintiff with a brass…
He wears goggles to smoke. He wears the smoke to look wealthy. Bartholomew Briarfold takes the field as a Pipe Baron, one of the Old Money among the Schittsnauds. Card 012/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Smoked GogglesSees everything through expensive haze. Briar Blast (70)Blows pipe smoke into the plaintiff’s eyes. Haze Peer…
His butterfly wings are decorative. His commands are not. Bartholomew Butterfield takes the field as a Butterfly Duke, one of the Field Commanders among the Schittsnauds. Card 084/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Wing CommandCommands wings. Disperses moths. Wing Beat Barrage (30)Beats the plaintiff with golden wings. Windmill Spin (40)Spins the plaintiff on…
His face is a vault, his screen is a vault and his word is a bond. Bartholomew Cheekvault takes the field as a Vault Lookout, one of Estate Surveillance among the Schittsnauds. Card 096/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Cheeky VaultCheek is vaulted. The vault is cheeky. Screen Slam (30)Slams a rounded screen…