Her wheel is a gold roller on a fine brass tail. It rolls straight to trouble. Beatrice Tailwheel takes the field as a Tail Cyclist, one of the Master Planners among the Schittsnauds. Card 066/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Tailwind GrudgeSails along on a tailwind of grudge. Tail Wheel Roll (60)Rolls a…
She claims the right of passage through every tunnel. Hers is the first. Beatrice Tunnelwick takes the field as an Easement Clerk, one of the Wireframe Bureaucrats among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 067/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Tunnel RightsClaims right of passage through any tunnel. Bore Run (50)Rides straight through their…
This is Beatrix Archway. The gate is her. You don’t go through Beatrix. You make an appointment. Beatrix Archway takes the field as a Gate Warden, one of the Architectural Gatekeepers among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 014/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Secret Rare. Ability: GatekeeperOpens for no one without an appointment. Closed Today…
Her watch is ten minutes ahead. The plaintiff is twenty behind. Beatrix Clocksong takes the field as a Time Warden, one of the Architects among the Schittsnauds. Card 028/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Stolen MinutesShe has been stealing five minutes since 1974. Minute Hand Jab (60)Pokes with a hand sharp as a…
She surveys from inside a dome. The lot sees her coming. Beatrix Domeheart takes the field as a Surveyor, one of the Wireframe Bureaucrats among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 032/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Dome SurveySurveys the lot from inside a large dome. Dome Bash (40)Bumps them with a mesh dome….
Two wheels, one engine and a deeply unfinished feud with a hedge. Beatrix Doublespoke takes the field as a Twin Rider, one of Estate Surveillance among the Schittsnauds. Card 033/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Twice the TroubleBrings a second wheel to every dispute. Front Tyre Pop (50)Pops the front wheel into the…
He’s never met a loophole he couldn’t widen for the right client. Beatrix Hingebrook takes the field as a Testimony Foe, one of the Legal Saboteurs among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 070/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Wing DepositionFolds the brief past recognition. Clause Oath (40)Wings the verdict in before the gavel….
His whole career is built on finding what the fine print forgot. Beatrix Hingethorn takes the field as a Writ Breaker, one of the Legal Saboteurs among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 042/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Bolt BreachSnaps the subpoena shut unserved. Gavel Review (40)Edges the precedent just far enough. Talon…
This is Beatrix Needlepoint. She needles the Krumplethorns until they snap. Then looks surprised. Beatrix Needlepoint takes the field as a Needler, one of the Instigators among the In-Laws. Card 035/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: NeedleNeedles until they snap. Needle Jab (40)Needles them with a long pin. Rail Ride (30)Rides the long…
She is not asleep. She is reviewing sealed records with her eyes closed. Beatrix Orbwhistle takes the field as an Archivist, one of the Masked Magistrates among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 065/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Sealed EyesEyes closed. Records sealed. Lens Stare-Down (40)Stares down the claimant with one lens. Mesh…
This is Beatrix Plugwell. She unplugs the Krumplethorn fairy lights. Every night. At nine. Beatrix Plugwell takes the field as a Plug Escort, one of the Hired Escorts among the In-Laws. Card 035/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: UnplugPulls the plug on Krumplethorn fun. Cord Whip (30)Whips with the power cord. Screen Bump…
Her hat contains every color. Her verdicts contain only one. Beatrix Prismwing takes the field as a Prism Judge, one of the Supreme Judges among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 046/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Rainbow HatSplits every case into seven rulings. Prism Strike (70)Splits the claim into seven small losses. Wing…
Rebuilt the whole incident to scale, at their expense. Beatrix Sidecarwright takes the field as a Scene Rebuilder, one of the Forensics among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 029/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Full Scale RebuildRebuilds the whole scene, bike and all. Kickstand Proof (40)Proves the bike was parked, not borrowed. Mudguard…
Her hat is half her height and most of her fortune. Beatrix Tallhat takes the field as a Hat Dowager, one of the Old Money among the Schittsnauds. Card 045/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Giant HatHer hat is taller than the family debts. Hat Slap (40)Slaps the plaintiff with a very tall…
She digs in at dawn and stays dug in until the hedge blinks. Beatrix Trenchcoat takes the field as a Trench Dame, one of the Field Commanders among the Schittsnauds. Card 036/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Dig DeeperDigs in. Digs deeper. Digs the grudge. Trench Trip (40)Trips the plaintiff into a trench….
This is Beatrix Twinpedal. Her tandem has a seat for a suitor. It’s been empty for years. Beatrix Twinpedal takes the field as a Debutante, one of the High Society Elites among the Schittsnauds. Card 021/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Coming OutDebuts every season. Still debuting. Tandem Tour (40)Tours the estate on…