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His belly is a barrel of tax forms. It rolls well on a bicycle. Bernard Barrelbelly takes the field as a Tax Assessor, one of the Wireframe Bureaucrats among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 078/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Barrel CountCounts every barrel, then taxes the empties. Belly Crush (40)Bumps with a…
Her nose is long and her hair is longer. Bertha Snoutmere takes the field as a Nose Judge, one of the Supreme Judges among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 092/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Nasal VerdictHer nose sniffs every lie in the building. Proboscis Prod (40)Prods the plaintiff with a very long…
This is Bertholt Organworth. He plays the organ at Schittsnaud weddings. Krumplethorns get the kazoo. Bertholt Organworth takes the field as an Organist, one of the Modular Grid Technicians among the In-Laws. Card 018/103 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Wedding MarchPlays the march at every ceremony. Slowly. Pipe Blast (40)Blasts the organ pipes…
This is Bertil Hunchroll. He’s wrapped around the Krumplethorn wheel. It’s a repair, he says. Bertil Hunchroll takes the field as a Wheel Hugger, one of the Heavy Mechanics among the Groundskeepers & Engineers. Card 092/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Wheel HugWraps round the wheel. Won’t let go. Hug Spin (40)Spins the…
This is Bertolfo Wireframe. He’s made of wire. The Krumplethorns keep trying to grab him. Air. Bertolfo Wireframe takes the field as a Wire Trike, one of the Diversions among the In-Laws. Card 071/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Secret Rare. Ability: Open FrameBuilt of wire. Nothing to grab. Trike Charge (90)Charges on three wire…
His lantern is a birdcage. Whatever’s in it sings at suspicious visitors. Bertram Birdcage takes the field as a Lamp Bearer, one of the Servants among the Schittsnauds. Card 075/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Birdcage LanternA caged lantern sings when they approach. Cage Plunk (40)Drops the cage on their toes. Spout Drizzle…
This is Bertram Bobblehead. He lights the estate lamps at dusk. The Krumplethorn ones he forgets. Bertram Bobblehead takes the field as a Lamplighter, one of the Machine Operators among the Groundskeepers & Engineers. Card 102/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: BobbleNods yes to everything. Means no. Trumpet Blast (50)Blasts the trumpet through…
This is Bertram Gallowgate. His brass hulk sits on the hedge to flatten it. It’s on our side, he says. Bertram Gallowgate takes the field as a Brass Hulk, one of the Hired Escorts among the In-Laws. Card 058/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Iron BulkThe brass hulk behind him blocks the gate….
This is Bertram Longhall. The little man walking into the hall has been heading to court since Tuesday. Bertram Longhall takes the field as a Courtroom Usher, one of the Architectural Gatekeepers among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 038/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: All RiseEveryone stands when he enters. Usher In (20)Sends…
He wears goggles and headphones. He still manages to look bored. Bertram Rockwhistle takes the field as a Rocker Baron, one of the Old Money among the Schittsnauds. Card 056/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Rocking PauseRocks thoughtfully while the family argues. Rocker Sweep (70)Sweeps the plaintiff off with a rocking chair. Headphone…
This is Bertram Screencap. His cap screen shows Schittsnaud news. Krumplethorns are always the story. Bertram Screencap takes the field as a Screen Cap, one of the Chaff Groundskeepers among the Schittsnauds. Card 090/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Cap ScreenHis cap shows the news. News Flash (40)Flashes the news. Bad for them….
He lives in a glass skyline and has opinions about everyone else’s. Bertram Skylinley takes the field as a Skyline Aide, one of Estate Surveillance among the Schittsnauds. Card 048/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Skyline SticklerComplains about the horizon on principle. Horizon Shove (40)Shoves the plaintiff over the horizon. Pane Prism (50)Splits…
Three planners, one desk and one plan. They all disagree with it. Bertram Triptych takes the field as a Trio Planner, one of the Master Planners among the Schittsnauds. Card 036/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Secret Rare. Ability: Three Heads AgreeThree heads agree. Disagreeably. Triple Take (90)Takes three looks at the plaintiff. Rudely. Tri…
He reviews the Krumplethorn hedge in a full respirator. He says it’s policy. Bertram Ventshaw takes the field as a Hazmat Judge, one of the Masked Magistrates among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 074/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Sealed RespiratorBreathes only filtered evidence. Canister Crush (70)Crushes the claim between two canisters. Forehead…
He is mostly ruff. The judge is somewhere inside. Bertrand Pillbrim takes the field as a Pillbox Judge, one of the Supreme Judges among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 053/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Round RuffHis ruff swallows every question. Pillbox Pop (30)Pops the lid on the weakest filing. Gavel Hug (40)Hugs…
He grants easements one slow bead at a time. He is never early. Bertrand Shellcrook takes the field as an Easement Clerk, one of the Wireframe Bureaucrats among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 040/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Snail EasementGrants an easement across any shell. Shell Crawl (40)Creeps over their foot very…
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