This is Benedetta Nosegay. She trimmed the hedge into a rude shape. Only the Krumplethorns can see it. Benedetta Nosegay takes the field as a Topiarist, one of the High Society Elites among the Schittsnauds. Card 100/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: TopiaryShapes the hedge into insults. Clip Insult (40)Clips a rude shape…
This is Benedetta Ribcage. She pouts at the Krumplethorn gate. They let her in. She takes the hose. Benedetta Ribcage takes the field as a Ribbed Hood, one of the Diversions among the In-Laws. Card 036/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Hedge Line PoutPouts until she gets her way. Pout Blast (40)Pouts so…
This is Benedict Boilerbelly. He fills every tank on the estate. Krumplethorn tanks get water. Benedict Boilerbelly takes the field as a Tank Man, one of the Machine Operators among the Groundskeepers & Engineers. Card 053/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Full TankTopped up and rolling. Never offers a lift. Belly Bump (50)Bumps…
He’s read the sealed records. He just smiles at the fence. Benedict Glassbrow takes the field as a Grand Clerk, one of the Masked Magistrates among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 045/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Third Eye SealSees sealed records. Unseals none. Brow Gear Grind (70)Grinds their motion into brass dust….
This is Benedict Queuewell. His body is a queue. Everyone in it has been waiting since last spring. Benedict Queuewell takes the field as a Waiting Line Clerk, one of the Architectural Gatekeepers among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 026/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Take a NumberThe line never ends. That’s the…
He inspects every spiral twice. The second one is always off. Benedict Whorlcycle takes the field as an Inspector, one of the Wireframe Bureaucrats among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 091/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Whorl InspectInspects every spiral twice, clockwise. Spiral Wheel (40)Rolls a copper whorl over their feet. Lens Clip…
He blinks once a minute. Nothing happens between blinks that he misses. Benedikt Gearlid takes the field as a Clockwork Spy, one of the Informants among the In-Laws. Card 057/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Ticking EyelidBlinks once per minute, on schedule. Pocket Gear Probe (50)Probes their mailbox with a small gear. Long…
This is Benedikt Peekwell. He lives in a crack in the family house. He comes out for dinner. Benedikt Peekwell takes the field as a Stepbrother, one of the Modular Grid Technicians among the In-Laws. Card 021/103 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Peek OutPeeks from the family house. Ducks back in. Moto Run…
This is Benedikta Spoutface. She spouts off at the hedge. The Krumplethorns hear it all. Benedikta Spoutface takes the field as a Spout, one of the Instigators among the In-Laws. Card 073/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Spout OffSpouts off without thinking. Spite Spout (40)Spouts the secret out loud. Long Bike Lean (30)Leans…
His lamp glows red when there’s gossip. It hasn’t been off in a year. Benito Rubyhat takes the field as a Courier, one of the Informants among the In-Laws. Card 045/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Ruby LampGlows red when the news is hot. Hot Tip (40)Delivers the scoop while it’s warm. Teal…
This is Benji Quickpedal. He carries Krumplethorn messages. He reads them aloud at the hedge. Benji Quickpedal takes the field as a Runner, one of the Aggressive Upstarts among the Krumplethorns. Card 042/116 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Quick PedalPedals faster than the gossip. Message Run (40)Runs a message past the Schittsnaud gate….
This is Benno Needlesnout. He’s punctured every Schittsnaud tyre on the estate. Twice. Benno Needlesnout takes the field as a Jouster, one of the Aggressive Upstarts among the Krumplethorns. Card 036/116 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: PinprickPokes holes in every Schittsnaud plan. Tyre Prick (60)Pricks every Schittsnaud tyre in one pass. Pin Wheel…
This is Benvenuta Spokesmere. She’s mother-in-law to half the family. She’s still deciding if she approves. Benvenuta Spokesmere takes the field as a Mother-in-Law, one of the Modular Grid Technicians among the In-Laws. Card 056/103 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: InspectionInspects every new in-law. Finds faults. Spoke Lecture (50)Lectures from the big spoked…
This is Benvenuto Beakmask. He told the Krumplethorns their hedge had blight. It didn’t. They dug it up. Benvenuto Beakmask takes the field as a Beak Mask, one of the Diversions among the In-Laws. Card 078/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Plague DoctorSays it’s catching. Everyone leaves. Snide Beak Thrust (60)Thrusts the long…
A throne of light in a hall of mirrors. Beresford Throne is a Throne, one of the Estate Relics of the Schittsnauds. Card 090/144 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Empty ChairLeaves a chair empty. Nobody dares sit. Every card in the Hedge Wars collection plays a part. Pick up Beresford Throne and find…
Her mirror marches before her. The plaintiff is reflected, then overruled. Bernadette Mirrormarch takes the field as a Mirror Dame, one of the Field Commanders among the Schittsnauds. Card 112/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Mirror March RuleMarches wherever the mirror leads. Mirror March Slam (40)Marches the plaintiff into the mirror. Glass Cube…