This is Aurelian Curltail. The youngest in-law. His tail curls every time he says it wasn’t him. Aurelian Curltail takes the field as a Kid Brother, one of the Modular Grid Technicians among the In-Laws. Card 040/103 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Curly TailThe tail curls when he’s lying. Tattle (30)Tattles on whoever…
This is Aurelian Wheelspire. He spins every story. The Krumplethorns always end up the villains. Aurelian Wheelspire takes the field as a Spire Wheel, one of the Instigators among the In-Laws. Card 087/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Spin DoctorSpins any story his way. Spin It (40)Spins the story round. Spire Lunge (30)Lunges…
She watches the Krumplethorns rain or shine. The hat handles the rain. Aurelie Fanbrella takes the field as a Lookout, one of the Informants among the In-Laws. Card 028/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Umbrella HatKeeps the rain off and the gossip in. Spiral Tail Track (30)Tracks them by their muddy footprints. Fan…
He’s filed more peck reports than the clerks can process. Aurelio Beaklash takes the field as a Field Spotter, one of the Forensics among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 072/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Sharp Beak FocusSpots a violation from a hedge away. Spoke Impression (30)Files the complaint before anyone notices. Wire…
This is Aurelio Cloudmere. He rides a tiny motorbike so he never touches Krumplethorn soil. Aurelio Cloudmere takes the field as a Viscount, one of the High Society Elites among the Schittsnauds. Card 005/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Above It AllLives in the clouds. Visits the ground. Cloud Descent (60)Descends from the…
This is Aurelio Curlhorn. His horns curl toward the Krumplethorn house. He grew them that way. Aurelio Curlhorn takes the field as a Horn Curler, one of the Diversions among the In-Laws. Card 061/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Curly HornsCurls the horns. Then charges. Horn Hook (50)Hooks a guest on a curled…
His doorframe is a courtroom. He is the only juror. Aurelio Doorstead takes the field as a Doorway Warden, one of the Architects among the Schittsnauds. Card 059/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Door FrameEvery door she stands in opens only inward. Archway Smash (30)Smashes the plaintiff in a door frame. Trumpet Flare…
Eleven towers on his hat and still no view of the Krumplethorn deed. Aurelio Hatparapet takes the field as a Rampart Spotter, one of Estate Surveillance among the Schittsnauds. Card 006/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Tall Hat PolicyHat height settles every argument. Parapet Drop (30)Lets a parapet fall on the plaintiff. Brim…
He folds himself into a stool and unfolds at the hedge. Aurelio Mantisplan takes the field as a Mantis Planner, one of the Master Planners among the Schittsnauds. Card 033/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Mantis MethodFolds into a plan and strikes. Mantis Lunge (50)Lunges at the plaintiff with folded arms. Stool Spin…
His head is a vault. The combination is ‘ask the Schittsnauds.’ Aurelio Teardome takes the field as a Vault Spy, one of the Informants among the In-Laws. Card 077/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Bubble HeadKeeps every secret in the glass bubble. Funnel Hat Pour (70)Pours the secrets out of the funnel hat….
Both of his faces agree with each other. That is the trouble. Aurelio Twinbrim takes the field as a Twin Judge, one of the Supreme Judges among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 043/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Double HornTwo horns, two verdicts, one invoice. Horn Clash (40)Clashes two horns on a shaky…
His beak keeps time with the bell. The post is always right on time. Aurelius Clockbeak takes the field as a Postmaster, one of the Servants among the Schittsnauds. Card 099/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Clock Beak PostDelivers parcels on the stroke of the hour. Hour Peck (60)Pecks them on the hour,…
He has never paid for anything he could have inherited. Aurelius Pennyworth takes the field as a Small Cycle Heir, one of the Old Money among the Schittsnauds. Card 033/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Penny PincherCounts every penny that falls from pockets. Penny Flick (40)Flicks a gold penny into the plaintiff’s eye….
This is Auricula Bigear. Her ear is bigger than the hedge. She hears both houses at once. Auricula Bigear takes the field as a Big Ear, one of the Instigators among the In-Laws. Card 054/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Wall EarHer big ear hears through walls. Wall Listen (60)Hears through the wall….
This is Aurora Finchair. She finds the Krumplethorns too dull to look at. She looks anyway. Aurora Finchair takes the field as an Aesthete, one of the High Society Elites among the Schittsnauds. Card 037/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Fin CrownThe fin is decorative. So is she. Chair Glide (30)Glides past in…
She escorts the Krumplethorns out. She escorts them out quickly. Aurora Swoopley takes the field as an Usher, one of the Masked Magistrates among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 102/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Backswept HoldHair, wire and patience, all swept back. Shoulder Shove (40)Shoulders them toward the exit. Wind Swept Writ…