This is Augustin Bellsworth. He rings the bell every hour. The Krumplethorns live next to the belfry. Augustin Bellsworth takes the field as a Belfry Escort, one of the Hired Escorts among the In-Laws. Card 012/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Parish Bell TollRings the tower bell at Krumplethorn naps. Swirl Strike (40)Hits…
Four hundred bells. Not one of them is his idea. Augustin Belltowers takes the field as a Spirewright, one of the Architects among the Schittsnauds. Card 007/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Secret Rare. Ability: Chime of AuthorityWhen he speaks the neighbors’ windows apologize. Carillon Crash (100)Rings every bell in the estate at once. Ornate…
This is Augustin Bookbinder. His head is a library and he’s still only on volume two. Augustin Bookbinder takes the field as a Reader of the Law, one of the Architectural Gatekeepers among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 042/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: By the BookHas read every law. Still reading. Chapter…
He fires one cannon a day, at dawn, at the hedge. Augustin Cannonade takes the field as a Cannonade Duke, one of the Field Commanders among the Schittsnauds. Card 031/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Loud OpinionsEvery opinion arrives with a cannon. Cannonade Burst (60)Bursts a polite cannonade at the plaintiff. Echo Slam…
Her objections land before the words even finish. Augustin Chiselbrief takes the field as an Appeal Slasher, one of the Legal Saboteurs among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 068/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Statute SlashSevers the appeal before it’s filed. Brief Deposition (50)Snaps the contract shut on their hand. Scythe Snap (40)Seals…
His desk is the size of a small lawn, with considerably fewer hedges. Augustin Deskwright takes the field as a Desk Builder, one of the Master Planners among the Schittsnauds. Card 017/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Desk DoctrineBelieves any problem can be solved with a desk. Desk Drop (50)Drops a mahogany desk…
He fans the estate with a copper wing. The Krumplethorns are blown away. Augustin Fanwhirl takes the field as a Footman, one of the Servants among the Schittsnauds. Card 036/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Fan GustFans away any smoke the Krumplethorns raise. Gust Spin (60)Spins his wide fan into a gale. Top…
Every loophole she finds somehow favors the Schittsnauds. Augustin Honeblade takes the field as a Clause Cutter, one of the Legal Saboteurs among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 003/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Scythe SeveranceFiles the objection first, every time. Hinge Breach (40)Cuts the hearing short, one objection. Blade Cut (40)Wings the…
Her bicycle is the longest in the district. She’s late anyway. Augustin Longbike takes the field as a Chief Surveyor, one of the Wireframe Bureaucrats among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 093/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Long Bike SurveySurveys the whole district in one slow ride. District Sweep (60)Sweeps a great fan…
This is Augustin Oilcan. He oils the Schittsnaud gate. The Krumplethorn gate still squeaks. Augustin Oilcan takes the field as an Oiler, one of the Chaff Groundskeepers among the Schittsnauds. Card 042/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Well OiledKeeps every hinge oiled. Polite Oil Slick (50)Spreads oil on their path. Steam Hiss (40)Hisses…
This is Augustin Propwell. He flies over the hedge every Sunday. He drops leaflets about property lines. Augustin Propwell takes the field as an Air Baron, one of the High Society Elites among the Schittsnauds. Card 013/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Propeller NoseSpins the prop to cool his temper. Air Show (40)Buzzes…
His opening statement started in March. He is still opening. Augustin Ramsquill takes the field as an Advocate, one of the Masked Magistrates among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 020/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Spiral ArgumentEach point loops back to the first. Ramrod Rebuttal (60)Butts the opposing brief off the table. Coiled…
This is Augustin Spikeheel. He leaves spikes on the path behind him. Krumplethorn bikes get flats. Augustin Spikeheel takes the field as a Spike Runner, one of the Diversions among the In-Laws. Card 032/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Spike TrailLeaves spikes behind as he runs. Spike Drop (50)Drops brass spikes on the…
With three lenses, he’s never seen a Krumplethorn tell the truth. Augustin Triplenswick takes the field as an Optical Examiner, one of the Forensics among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 018/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Triplicate FocusThree lenses, one unanimous verdict. Refracted Evidence (50)Bends the light until truth shows. Glare Objection (40)Reflects…
She tapped the lamppost. It has no phone line. She’s working on it. Augustina Poleworth takes the field as a Wiretapper, one of the Informants among the In-Laws. Card 013/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Pole TapTaps every line on the lamppost. Gear Stack Static (50)Jams their phone with gear noise. Lamppost Lurk…
This is Augustina Weathervest. She warns Schittsnauds about the rain. The Krumplethorn washing gets soaked. Augustina Weathervest takes the field as a Weather Hand, one of the Chaff Groundskeepers among the Schittsnauds. Card 058/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Porch Light ForecastKnows when rain is coming. Rain Warning (50)Warns Schittsnauds. Not the others….