This is Annunziata Wheelpurse. Her handbag has a wheel. She runs it over Krumplethorn toes. Annunziata Wheelpurse takes the field as a Purse Wheel, one of the Diversions among the In-Laws. Card 094/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: HandbagSwings a handbag like a weapon. Purse Swing (60)Swings the handbag. Hard. Wheel Run (50)Runs…
Forty idling citations against their delivery bike. Unpaid. Anselm Kickstandwick takes the field as a Motor Examiner, one of the Forensics among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 038/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Idle ReadingClocks how long the engine idled at the gate. Choke Testimony (50)The stalled engine admits loitering. Exhaust Trail (40)Follows…
He swore never to tilt his hat. His neck has not forgiven him. Anselm Stripebrow takes the field as a Stripe Judge, one of the Supreme Judges among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 065/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Vertical HatHat stripes always point at the loser. Stripe Poke (40)Pokes at the claim…
This is Anselma Glowerface. She glowers across the hedge. The Krumplethorn flowers close up. Anselma Glowerface takes the field as a Glowerer, one of the Diversions among the In-Laws. Card 080/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Smug GlowerGlowers until they back off. Deep Glower (40)Glowers hard. They step back. Grid Kick (30)Kicks out…
The smoke around her hat is a family scandal. She loves it. Arabella Coldbrook takes the field as a Smoke Dame, one of the Old Money among the Schittsnauds. Card 008/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Burning RumorHer rumors travel by smoke. Chimney Signal (50)Signals the family to open the hedge fund. Chair…
She appears in four panels and the plaintiff has no idea which to fear. Arabella Fourpanel takes the field as a Panel Planner, one of the Master Planners among the Schittsnauds. Card 081/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Four FacesFour faces. One plan. Four tempers. Panel Slap (40)Slaps the plaintiff with a four…
Another spool, another Krumplethorn story that doesn’t hold. Arabella Spindleloupe takes the field as a Trace Analyst, one of the Forensics among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 106/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Spindle Lens FocusReads the evidence spool thread by thread. Copper Citation (40)Enters the whole spool into record. Ribbon Objection (30)Cuts…
He’s folded more Krumplethorn paperwork into origami than filings. Araminta Shardwright takes the field as a Motion Breaker, one of the Legal Saboteurs among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 097/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Bolt TraceTurns their precedent back on them. Latch Severance (30)Reads the fine print back, word for word. Gavel…
She spotted their forged property line in under a minute. Araminta Spindleglass takes the field as a Document Examiner, one of the Forensics among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 007/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Forgery SquintOne look and the signature confesses. Ink Bleed (40)Dates the forged deed by the ink. Watermark Reveal…
This is Arbogast Fanear. He’s father-in-law to six Schittsnauds. He critiques them all at lunch. Arbogast Fanear takes the field as a Father-in-Law, one of the Modular Grid Technicians among the In-Laws. Card 024/103 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Plaid TowerBuilt like the family seat. Sits like it too. Ear Wheel (50)Spins the…
He runs four hearings at once. The hedge has lost all four. Archibald Cymbalton takes the field as a Grand Usher, one of the Masked Magistrates among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 082/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Hanging CourtsRuns four hearings from one stand. Cymbal Crash (70)Crashes the brass discs together. Birdcage…
He wears a gas mask at dinner. His family says it is for the vintage. Archibald Gasmantle takes the field as a Mask Baron, one of the Old Money among the Schittsnauds. Card 022/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Estate AirBreathes only the finest family estate air. Filter Fling (70)Flings a brass filter…
His face is the oldest document in the building. It has never been amended. Archibald Greybrow takes the field as an Archive Chief, one of the Wireframe Bureaucrats among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 060/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Secret Rare. Ability: Ancient ArchiveHas filed every complaint since the first one. Brow Crush (80)Furrows…
This is Archibald Kindleworth. The city in his hat is always on fire. He says it’s the Krumplethorn side. Archibald Kindleworth takes the field as a Fire Dome, one of the Hired Escorts among the In-Laws. Card 040/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Burning CityKeeps a burning city under glass. Sly Ember Toss…
His bicycle is tall, his plan is tall and his invoice is the tallest. Archibald Pennyfarth takes the field as a Farthing Draftsman, one of the Master Planners among the Schittsnauds. Card 078/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Farthing PlanPlans for a farthing. Charges for six. Farthing Roll (50)Rolls a huge wheel over…
He sits on a curved chair and strokes his beard until the hedge confesses. Archibald Pointedbeard takes the field as a Beard Planner, one of the Master Planners among the Schittsnauds. Card 059/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Beard of AuthorityStrokes the beard. Wins the argument. Beard Slash (30)Slashes the plaintiff with a…