His legs are very long. His patience is very short. Ambrose Spindlewick takes the field as a Thin Heir, one of the Old Money among the Schittsnauds. Card 040/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Thin SkinHis dignity is as thin as his wheels. Spindle Jab (40)Jabs the plaintiff with a long thin leg….
This is Ambrose Steamwhistle. Head of the Groundskeepers. Both families pay him. Neither knows. Ambrose Steamwhistle takes the field as a Foreman, one of the Machine Operators among the Groundskeepers & Engineers. Card 006/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Secret Rare. Ability: Full SteamBrings his own railway. Lays it on your lawn. Whistle Stop (60)Blows…
He heard it first, he heard it wrong and he told the whole estate. Ambrose Teleglobe takes the field as a Globe Receiver, one of Estate Surveillance among the Schittsnauds. Card 036/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Tele GossipHears the Krumplethorns whisper from afar. Globe Throw (30)Throws a glass globe at the plaintiff….
This is Ambrose Twinspire. Two heads, two cities. Both have zoning laws against Krumplethorns. Ambrose Twinspire takes the field as a Shadow Envoy, one of the Hired Escorts among the In-Laws. Card 021/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Double MindTwo cities think for him. Both hate hedges. Silhouette Cut (60)Cuts with the edge…
His hat has a roof. It also has an easement. Ambrose Visorley takes the field as a Visor Draftsman, one of the Architects among the Schittsnauds. Card 045/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Brimmed BlueprintHis hat visor is a blueprint. Do not look up. Visor Cut (40)Cuts the hedge with a sharp visor…
His long nose keeps the wind off his lantern. The nose has opinions. Ambrose Whiskerlamp takes the field as a Lamp Bearer, one of the Servants among the Schittsnauds. Card 067/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Whisker LightHis long nose keeps a candle lit in the wind. Snout Jab (40)Jabs his long nose…
Every part of her chair is an heirloom. Each one is worth a cottage. Ambrosia Gearhurst takes the field as a Chair Dame, one of the Old Money among the Schittsnauds. Card 088/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Cog ChairHer chair has more gears than the family. Sprocket Grind (40)Grinds a brass gear…
One eye. Ten thousand grievances. A hedge to account for each. Ambrosia Oculus takes the field as a Great Eye, one of Estate Surveillance among the Schittsnauds. Card 084/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Secret Rare. Ability: The Big EyeSees the whole estate. Judges all of it. Oculus Glare (90)Glares the plaintiff off the estate….
This is Ambrosine Snailway. She gives to every cause on the estate. Except the Krumplethorn ones. Ambrosine Snailway takes the field as a Benefactor, one of the High Society Elites among the Schittsnauds. Card 050/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Spiral FortuneHer fortune grows like a shell. Slowly. Charity Gala (40)Throws a gala….
This is Ambrosio Coilchest. He’s wound so tight he bursts with every Krumplethorn secret. Ambrosio Coilchest takes the field as a Coil Chest, one of the Instigators among the In-Laws. Card 081/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Wound UpWound tight. Ready to burst. Spring Burst (40)Bursts out with the news. Trike Tilt (30)Tilts…
He sails over the hedge every afternoon. He calls it a hobby. Ambrosio Swoopsail takes the field as a Glider, one of the Informants among the In-Laws. Card 087/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Sail WingGlides over the hedge on a copper sail. Sail Glide (40)Glides over the hedge for a peek. Spiral…
This is Ammon Whorlspoke. His compost heap is by the hedge. The Krumplethorns can smell it daily. Ammon Whorlspoke takes the field as a Composter, one of the Cultivators among the In-Laws. Card 027/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Compost HeapTurns everything into soil. Even grudges. Turn Heap (40)Turns the heap. The smell…
This is Amorette Twinkiss. Two Krumplethorns, one kiss, every Schittsnaud picnic. Never invited. Amorette Twinkiss takes the field as a Pair, one of the Aggressive Upstarts among the Krumplethorns. Card 054/116 in the Hedge Wars collection, Secret Rare. Ability: Stolen KissTwo faces, one kiss. The Schittsnauds blush. Smooch Charge (70)Charges in kissing. Nobody can look….
Her crown is a vault. Her vault is a comment on tax. Anastasia Crownvault takes the field as a Crown Planner, one of the Architects among the Schittsnauds. Card 105/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Vault of HatsShe stores sixteen hats and one dominating plan. Crown Crush (30)Crushes the hedge with a stone…
This is Anastasia Hornear. She sings scales at the hedge every morning. The Krumplethorns have earplugs. Anastasia Hornear takes the field as a Soprano, one of the High Society Elites among the Schittsnauds. Card 059/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Gramophone EarHears music in everything. Mostly herself. High Note (50)Hits a note that…
Her head is a cluster of orbs. The feud is somehow the heaviest. Anastasia Orbitrook takes the field as an Orbit Watcher, one of Estate Surveillance among the Schittsnauds. Card 039/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Orbital PatienceCircles the plaintiff until they leave. Orbit Slam (50)Slams the plaintiff with a floating orb. Eye…