Her smoke smells like a vintage cellar and an old bank. Ernestine Puffridge takes the field as a Smoke Dame, one of the Old Money among the Schittsnauds. Card 049/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Fine VaporEven her exhaust smells expensive. Vapor Blast (40)Blasts the hedge with expensive vapor. Wheel Kick Out (40)Kicks…
Her fan opens to the left. The hedge has never once been on her left. Eugenia Fanwhistle takes the field as a Fan Dowager, one of the Old Money among the Schittsnauds. Card 018/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Gilded DraftFans out and the whole family follows. Fan Whack (40)Whacks the plaintiff with…
His lamp lights the whole lawn. It also lights the tax office. Evander Lamplight takes the field as a Lamp Heir, one of the Old Money among the Schittsnauds. Card 099/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Gold LampLights up the estate and the family accounts. Lamp Glare Rush (50)Rushes a lamp-bright bike through…
She sits in her glass tower and judges the neighbors from above. Evangeline Glassmoor takes the field as a Spire Dame, one of the Old Money among the Schittsnauds. Card 030/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Secret Rare. Ability: Glass SpireHer glass tower stands between her and blame. Glass Verdict (100)Drops a glass tower on…
Her lamp has lit the family estate since before electricity. Felicity Lampleigh takes the field as a Lamp Dame, one of the Old Money among the Schittsnauds. Card 026/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Gaslight NotionHas an idea every time someone else works. Lantern Beam (40)Shines a lamp at the plaintiff’s weak claim….
His yacht is on his hat. His hat is on his motorbike. His motorbike is parked. Ferdinand Harborlight takes the field as a Yacht Baron, one of the Old Money among the Schittsnauds. Card 093/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Secret Rare. Ability: Harbor ThroneRules every harbor from a deck chair. Harbor Slam (100)Slams a…
His hat has twelve stripes. Each one is a debt owed to him. Ferdinand Stripesley takes the field as a Stripe Heir, one of the Old Money among the Schittsnauds. Card 011/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Family CrestEvery stripe is a debt someone else owes. Stripe Slap (40)Slaps the plaintiff with a…
Her motorbike is vintage and her opinions are vintage-er. Fiona Motoridge takes the field as a Moto Dame, one of the Old Money among the Schittsnauds. Card 083/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Heirloom ThrottleNever slows down, even for estate taxes. Throttle Charge (50)Charges the hedge on a gold motorbike. Chain Kickstand (50)Locks…
His spectacles are made of wire and old fortunes. Fitzgerald Wirelens takes the field as a Glasses Heir, one of the Old Money among the Schittsnauds. Card 057/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Wire SpectaclesReads the fine print before the lawyers do. Spectacle Snap (40)Snaps spectacles over the plaintiff’s file. Tiny Wheel Roll…
She has sat on every board in the county, and been asked to leave one. Genevieve Seatworth takes the field as a Seat Dame, one of the Old Money among the Schittsnauds. Card 053/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Velvet SeatNever gets up unless there’s a better seat. Seat Whack (40)Whacks the plaintiff…
Her hat has been in three weddings and one funeral. Georgiana Hatherley takes the field as a Hat Dowager, one of the Old Money among the Schittsnauds. Card 015/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Lofty BrimHer hat outranks every guest at the table. Hat Tip Tax (30)Tips her hat and the plaintiff owes…
He has no wheels, four legs, and a long line of cousins. Gideon Stilthaven takes the field as a Walker Heir, one of the Old Money among the Schittsnauds. Card 044/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Spider LegsWalks over every argument on four stilts. Stilt Trample (50)Stomps the plaintiff with a long thin…
He has been smoking the same cigar since the last land dispute. Gladstone Pipewell takes the field as a Cigar Baron, one of the Old Money among the Schittsnauds. Card 009/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Long AfternoonTakes all afternoon to say no. Cinder Toss (50)Flicks ash into the plaintiff’s tea. Leather Squeeze…
Her halo is eleven feet wide. Nothing is permitted inside it. Gwendolen Haloscope takes the field as a Halo Dame, one of the Old Money among the Schittsnauds. Card 080/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Wide HaloHer hat is a halo that taxes the clergy. Halo Slash (60)Slashes the hedge with the halo…
He wears a gold veil. His bank statements are hidden under it. Hamilton Veilbrook takes the field as a Veil Heir, one of the Old Money among the Schittsnauds. Card 091/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Gold VeilVeils his face and his bank statements. Veil Whip (40)Whips the plaintiff with a gold veil….
Her hat spirals two and a half times. Her opinions spiral three. Henrietta Swirlbourne takes the field as a Swirl Dame, one of the Old Money among the Schittsnauds. Card 065/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Spiral HatHer hat spirals until the family agrees. Coil Strike (40)Swirls a hat into the plaintiff’s file….