This is Arbogast Fanear. He’s father-in-law to six Schittsnauds. He critiques them all at lunch. Arbogast Fanear takes the field as a Father-in-Law, one of the Modular Grid Technicians among the In-Laws. Card 024/103 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Plaid TowerBuilt like the family seat. Sits like it too. Ear Wheel (50)Spins the…
He runs four hearings at once. The hedge has lost all four. Archibald Cymbalton takes the field as a Grand Usher, one of the Masked Magistrates among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 082/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Hanging CourtsRuns four hearings from one stand. Cymbal Crash (70)Crashes the brass discs together. Birdcage…
He wears a gas mask at dinner. His family says it is for the vintage. Archibald Gasmantle takes the field as a Mask Baron, one of the Old Money among the Schittsnauds. Card 022/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Estate AirBreathes only the finest family estate air. Filter Fling (70)Flings a brass filter…
His bicycle is tall, his plan is tall and his invoice is the tallest. Archibald Pennyfarth takes the field as a Farthing Draftsman, one of the Master Planners among the Schittsnauds. Card 078/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Farthing PlanPlans for a farthing. Charges for six. Farthing Roll (50)Rolls a huge wheel over…
This is Archibald Quillgrave. The little man with the rod works for him. He measures. Archibald disapproves. Archibald Quillgrave takes the field as a Head of the Archway, one of the Architectural Gatekeepers among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 002/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: LoomingFills the whole arch. Nobody gets past. Survey…
This is Archibald Windvane. He always knows which way the wind blows. Toward the Krumplethorns. Archibald Windvane takes the field as a Wind Vane, one of the Chaff Groundskeepers among the Schittsnauds. Card 017/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Weather EyeKnows the wind before it blows. Back Gate Wind Shift (60)Shifts the wind….
This is Archimbald Hookbeard. He was at the wedding that started the feud. He’s still not saying whose. Archimbald Hookbeard takes the field as a Great-Grandpa, one of the Modular Grid Technicians among the In-Laws. Card 054/103 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Long MemoryRemembers who started the feud. Won’t say. Old Story (50)Tells…
An hourglass in an arch of spikes and fire. Archspike Hourglass is an Arch Trap, one of the Pit Hazards of the Krumplethorns. Card 092/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Hourglass of SpikesRuns out of time. Runs out of patience. Archspike Hourglass is one of 104 cards in the Pit Hazards for the…
This is Argusia Bloomeye. She watches the garden with one huge eye. No Krumplethorn weed gets past. Argusia Bloomeye takes the field as a Garden Watch, one of the Cultivators among the In-Laws. Card 045/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Watchful BloomOne eye on the garden. Day and night. Weed Spot (60)Spots a…
A globe of glass shot through with light. Ashburnham Planet is an Orb, one of the Estate Relics of the Schittsnauds. Card 104/144 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Planetary OrderOrders the planets to leave. Ashburnham Planet is one of 144 cards in the Estate Relics for the Schittsnauds. Collect the whole group. Faction:…
He plots every move on a checkered floor. They’ve been plotted since. Atticus Checkerboard takes the field as a Chief Plotter, one of the Wireframe Bureaucrats among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 053/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Chessboard PlanPlots every move on a floor of squares. Knight Move (70)Moves around the lot…
He fans the estate with a copper wing. The Krumplethorns are blown away. Augustin Fanwhirl takes the field as a Footman, one of the Servants among the Schittsnauds. Card 036/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Fan GustFans away any smoke the Krumplethorns raise. Gust Spin (60)Spins his wide fan into a gale. Top…
Her bicycle is the longest in the district. She’s late anyway. Augustin Longbike takes the field as a Chief Surveyor, one of the Wireframe Bureaucrats among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 093/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Long Bike SurveySurveys the whole district in one slow ride. District Sweep (60)Sweeps a great fan…
With three lenses, he’s never seen a Krumplethorn tell the truth. Augustin Triplenswick takes the field as an Optical Examiner, one of the Forensics among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 018/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Triplicate FocusThree lenses, one unanimous verdict. Refracted Evidence (50)Bends the light until truth shows. Glare Objection (40)Reflects…
His basilica is vast. His forgiveness of Krumplethorns is not. Augustine Basilica takes the field as a Basilica Lookout, one of Estate Surveillance among the Schittsnauds. Card 062/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Holy Hedge RageRages piously at the hedge. Dome Smite (50)Smites the plaintiff with a basilica dome. Aisle Stampede (60)Rushes the…
His third eye sits right between the two houses. That’s where he lives. Augustinus Oculix takes the field as a Chief Agent, one of the Informants among the In-Laws. Card 092/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Eye in the MiddleThe middle eye sees between both houses. Center Stare (70)Stares down the middle of…