This is Augustus Checkerworth. The small face works for the Krumplethorns. The big one doesn’t know. Augustus Checkerworth takes the field as a Lawn Planner, one of the Machine Operators among the Groundskeepers & Engineers. Card 015/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Two FacedSecond face on a stick. Agrees with both. Checkerboard (50)Mows…
This is Aurelio Cloudmere. He rides a tiny motorbike so he never touches Krumplethorn soil. Aurelio Cloudmere takes the field as a Viscount, one of the High Society Elites among the Schittsnauds. Card 005/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Above It AllLives in the clouds. Visits the ground. Cloud Descent (60)Descends from the…
His head is a vault. The combination is ‘ask the Schittsnauds.’ Aurelio Teardome takes the field as a Vault Spy, one of the Informants among the In-Laws. Card 077/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Bubble HeadKeeps every secret in the glass bubble. Funnel Hat Pour (70)Pours the secrets out of the funnel hat….
His beak keeps time with the bell. The post is always right on time. Aurelius Clockbeak takes the field as a Postmaster, one of the Servants among the Schittsnauds. Card 099/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Clock Beak PostDelivers parcels on the stroke of the hour. Hour Peck (60)Pecks them on the hour,…
This is Auricula Bigear. Her ear is bigger than the hedge. She hears both houses at once. Auricula Bigear takes the field as a Big Ear, one of the Instigators among the In-Laws. Card 054/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Wall EarHer big ear hears through walls. Wall Listen (60)Hears through the wall….
He sees every hedge in the borough. He only fines the Krumplethorns. Barnabas Grimlens takes the field as a High Bailiff, one of the Masked Magistrates among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 023/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Compound VisionWatches every hedge on the street at once. Bug-Eyed Glare (70)Stares until they withdraw…
This is Barnaby Gablehead. The Krumplethorns asked to borrow a rake. He moved the whole shed. Barnaby Gablehead takes the field as a Shed Keeper, one of the Machine Operators among the Groundskeepers & Engineers. Card 018/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Tool ShedKeeps the shed on his head. Locked. Roof Tile (50)Drops…
He wears a gas mask and a pipe. He claims he is allergic to peasants. Barnaby Gasworth takes the field as a Pipe Baron, one of the Old Money among the Schittsnauds. Card 074/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Gas MantleWheezes through a brass pipe and a fortune. Gas Bomb (70)Hisses a gas…
The hedge line moved twice during his lunch. He filed both moves. Barnaby Gridwhistle takes the field as a Chief Plotter, one of the Wireframe Bureaucrats among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 001/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Pipe Smoke ScreenPuffs a haze over every unfiled form. Boundary Bluff (60)Redraws the boundary mid-sentence….
His bicycle wheel is the largest on the lawn, a mild tactical error. Barnaby Ordnancewick takes the field as an Ordnance Seer, one of the Field Commanders among the Schittsnauds. Card 003/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Careful ReconnaissanceScouts the lawn twice, then complains. Spoke Volley (50)Volleys loose spokes at the plaintiff. Pearl…
He looks out of a window frame on his hat. He sees only the neighbors’ land. Barnaby Sashmoor takes the field as a Frame Baron, one of the Old Money among the Schittsnauds. Card 103/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Window RankLooks through the window and sees only property. Window Smash (70)Smashes a…
He sits behind a bronze shield so no objection can reach his chest. Barnaby Shieldwick takes the field as a Shield Justice, one of the Supreme Judges among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 005/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Round TableEvery ruling gets rounded in his favor. Medal Slam (60)Slams a bronze seal…
Her sidecar contains reports. The reports contain nothing. It is a clean system. Barnaby Sidecarnage takes the field as a Sidecar Marshal, one of the Field Commanders among the Schittsnauds. Card 058/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Sidecar SpiesSpies from the sidecar. Reports to nobody. Sidecar Slam (60)Slams a sidecar into the plaintiff….
He patrols the boundary daily. It has not moved. He checked twice. Barnaby Spokelens takes the field as a Bike Patrol, one of Estate Surveillance among the Schittsnauds. Card 004/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Lawn Line RoundsPatrols the boundary at a stately pace. Spokeshave Strike (60)Spins a wheel into the plaintiff’s shins….
This is Bartholomew Billboard. He put up a sign on the boundary. Both sides read it as theirs. Bartholomew Billboard takes the field as a Sign Hanger, one of the Machine Operators among the Groundskeepers & Engineers. Card 069/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Rocking BaseRocks back and forth. Calls it travel. Notice…
He drafts to the sound of a brass section. The Krumplethorns have been deafened. Bartholomew Brasshorn takes the field as a Horn Draftsman, one of the Master Planners among the Schittsnauds. Card 019/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Brass Section PlansPlans loudly, with brass. Brass Horn Honk (60)Blasts the plaintiff with a brass…