This is Clifford Mallethand. He fixes everything with a mallet. Krumplethorn things he fixes harder. Clifford Mallethand takes the field as a Hammer Mechanic, one of the Heavy Mechanics among the Groundskeepers & Engineers. Card 017/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: PersuaderIf it won’t fit, the mallet decides. Mallet Drop (60)Drops the mallet…
This is Clyde Crutchwrench. He makes house calls. Krumplethorn houses are always last on the list. Clyde Crutchwrench takes the field as a Bike Medic, one of the Heavy Mechanics among the Groundskeepers & Engineers. Card 054/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Wrench CaneLeans on the wrench. Walks with it too. Cane Tap…
This is Corwin Monoglass. He lost one lens in the Krumplethorn hedge. He’s still looking. Corwin Monoglass takes the field as a Track Mender, one of the Heavy Mechanics among the Groundskeepers & Engineers. Card 093/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Half GoggleOne lens on. One lens lost. Brass Glint (30)Glints the brass…
This is Crow Strutwell. He perches on the bike all day like a gargoyle. Both families pay him to watch. Crow Strutwell takes the field as a Shock Tuner, one of the Heavy Mechanics among the Groundskeepers & Engineers. Card 004/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: PerchedSquats on the seat. Watches. Judges. Shock…
This is Cuthbert Walrusbrow. He built a trike that can’t tip over. The Krumplethorns keep trying. Cuthbert Walrusbrow takes the field as a Trike Builder, one of the Heavy Mechanics among the Groundskeepers & Engineers. Card 084/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: WalrusMustache so big it has its own mechanic. Stache Sweep (50)Sweeps…
This is Dale Pistonby. He stacks spare parts by the hedge. The stack leans Krumplethorn way. Dale Pistonby takes the field as a Parts Stacker, one of the Heavy Mechanics among the Groundskeepers & Engineers. Card 019/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Thinking CapCap on backward. Brain in gear. Stack Topple (40)Topples the…
This is Dobbs Crankhunch. He hasn’t stood up straight in years. He sees everything under the hedge. Dobbs Crankhunch takes the field as a Bench Mechanic, one of the Heavy Mechanics among the Groundskeepers & Engineers. Card 003/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: HunchedBent over the engine since the feud began. Spanner Tap…
This is Dorian Crossarm. He’s waited for a Krumplethorn apology since spring. The tread is rusting. Dorian Crossarm takes the field as a Tracked Hand, one of the Heavy Mechanics among the Groundskeepers & Engineers. Card 096/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Arms CrossedWon’t start until someone apologises. Wrench Rest (30)Rests on the…
This is Duke Sideburner. He’s been fitting rims longer than the Krumplethorns have lived here. Duke Sideburner takes the field as a Rim Fitter, one of the Heavy Mechanics among the Groundskeepers & Engineers. Card 059/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Mutton ChopsGrown for warmth. Used for wiping. Rim Clamp (50)Clamps the rim…
This is Dunstan Snorkelby. He drove the tank into the moat to fix it. It’s still down there. Dunstan Snorkelby takes the field as a Bog Mechanic, one of the Heavy Mechanics among the Groundskeepers & Engineers. Card 036/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: SnorkelBreathes through a tube. Works underwater. Deep Wade (50)Wades…
This is Dusty Denimore. He trues Schittsnaud wheels. Krumplethorn wheels come back wobblier. Dusty Denimore takes the field as a Wheel Truer, one of the Heavy Mechanics among the Groundskeepers & Engineers. Card 027/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: DenimJeans so oily they stand up alone. True Up (40)Trues a wheel. Bends theirs….
This is Eldon Whitewheel. His tyres are the whitest on the estate. The Krumplethorns splash them daily. Eldon Whitewheel takes the field as a Tyre Shiner, one of the Heavy Mechanics among the Groundskeepers & Engineers. Card 087/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: White TyresKeeps the whitewalls white. Somehow. Whistle Hum (30)Whistles while…
This is Elias Chronospanner. He times every repair. Krumplethorn repairs run long. Elias Chronospanner takes the field as a Trike Engineer, one of the Heavy Mechanics among the Groundskeepers & Engineers. Card 077/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: On the ClockChecks the watch. Bills the minute. Time Check (40)Checks the watch. Declares overtime….
This is Elmer Lidhead. He’s never said a word. The Krumplethorns think he’s on their side. Elmer Lidhead takes the field as a Tool Runner, one of the Heavy Mechanics among the Groundskeepers & Engineers. Card 042/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Lid DownKeeps the lid shut. On tools and his mouth. Tyre…
This is Ezekiel Swirlwick. He wired both houses. The Krumplethorn doorbell plays the Schittsnaud anthem. Ezekiel Swirlwick takes the field as a Spark Man, one of the Heavy Mechanics among the Groundskeepers & Engineers. Card 037/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Swirl InkHis tattoos move when the engine runs. Spark Jump (50)Jumps the…
This is Fanfaro Trumpwick. He tunes engines by ear. Krumplethorn engines play flat. Fanfaro Trumpwick takes the field as a Horn Mechanic, one of the Heavy Mechanics among the Groundskeepers & Engineers. Card 099/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Brass LungsBlows the trumpet. Tunes the engine to it. Trumpet Kick (50)Kicks off in…