This is Ned Bristlehelm. His helmet holds every part he ever pocketed. Mostly Krumplethorn. Ned Bristlehelm takes the field as a Parts Picker, one of the Heavy Mechanics among the Groundskeepers & Engineers. Card 046/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Bristle HelmTools sprout from his helmet like hair. Spare Toss (40)Tosses a spare…
This is Nigel Screwnose. He details Schittsnaud bikes for hours. The Krumplethorn ones get a lick. Nigel Screwnose takes the field as a Detail Man, one of the Heavy Mechanics among the Groundskeepers & Engineers. Card 075/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Close WorkHolds the screwdriver to his nose. Focuses. Detail Prick (30)Pricks…
This is Octavius Manyhands. He fixes two bikes at once. One Schittsnaud, one sabotaged. Octavius Manyhands takes the field as a Multi-Wrencher, one of the Heavy Mechanics among the Groundskeepers & Engineers. Card 029/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Extra ArmsHolds four wrenches. Uses five. Wrench Flurry (60)Flurries wrenches at every bolt. Helmet…
This is Ollie Oneye. He sees half of everything. Always the Krumplethorn half. Ollie Oneye takes the field as a Cyclops Fitter, one of the Heavy Mechanics among the Groundskeepers & Engineers. Card 032/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: One EyeOnly one eye. It’s always on you. Squint (40)Squints until the bolt loosens….
This is Orson Bubblevisor. His visor reflects the Krumplethorn yard. He studies it all day. Orson Bubblevisor takes the field as a Visor Specialist, one of the Heavy Mechanics among the Groundskeepers & Engineers. Card 024/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Bubble FaceSees the world through one big visor. Tool Bristle (50)Bristles every…
This is Orville Partflinger. He juggles spare parts while he works. Krumplethorn parts hit the ground. Orville Partflinger takes the field as a Parts Juggler, one of the Heavy Mechanics among the Groundskeepers & Engineers. Card 061/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: JugglerKeeps six parts in the air. Drops one on you. Part…
This is Pandora Checkboot. She races the estate track. The Krumplethorns say she cuts the corner. Pandora Checkboot takes the field as a Racer, one of the Heavy Mechanics among the Groundskeepers & Engineers. Card 100/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Secret Rare. Ability: Checkered FlagWins every race. Nobody else entered. Final Lap (80)Takes the…
This is Percy Brassgoggle. He fits valves for both houses. One of them always whistles. Percy Brassgoggle takes the field as a Valve Man, one of the Heavy Mechanics among the Groundskeepers & Engineers. Card 039/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Brass GogglesSees every leak. Ignores most. Valve Twist (40)Twists the valve on…
This is Pike Splashby. He washes the Schittsnaud bikes in the Krumplethorn birdbath. Pike Splashby takes the field as a Wash Bay Hand, one of the Heavy Mechanics among the Groundskeepers & Engineers. Card 060/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Splash DownRides through every puddle. Both sides. Spray Wash (40)Hoses the rival bike….
This is Prosper Pouterby. He bills by the hour. His hours run longer on the Krumplethorn side. Prosper Pouterby takes the field as a Cycle Fixer, one of the Heavy Mechanics among the Groundskeepers & Engineers. Card 016/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Pencil EarKeeps a pencil in his helmet. Writes bills. Bill…
This is Quilliam Spinefoot. His quiff took longer to build than his bike. The Krumplethorns want it flat. Quilliam Spinefoot takes the field as an Armor Mechanic, one of the Heavy Mechanics among the Groundskeepers & Engineers. Card 068/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: PompadourHair set in chrome. Never moves. Spine Bristle (60)Bristles…
This is Reuben Lampwright. He fixed the estate floodlight. It points at the Krumplethorn bedroom. Reuben Lampwright takes the field as a Lamp Fitter, one of the Heavy Mechanics among the Groundskeepers & Engineers. Card 014/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: High BeamRides in at night. Blinds everyone. Full Beam (40)Puts the lamp…
This is Rex Fumestack. He painted the Schittsnaud bikes blue. The Krumplethorn ones say ‘blue’ on them. Rex Fumestack takes the field as a Paint Man, one of the Heavy Mechanics among the Groundskeepers & Engineers. Card 023/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Filter MaskBreathes through filters. Paints over hedges. Brush Stroke (40)Paints…
This is Ricky Strumwrench. He plays wrench solos at the Krumplethorn window. Nobody asked. Ricky Strumwrench takes the field as a Chain Tuner, one of the Heavy Mechanics among the Groundskeepers & Engineers. Card 047/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Air SpannerPlays the wrench like a guitar. Power Chord (50)Strums the wrench. The…
This is Rocco Inkwell. He tattoos every Krumplethorn complaint on his arm. He’s running out of arm. Rocco Inkwell takes the field as a Chopper Tech, one of the Heavy Mechanics among the Groundskeepers & Engineers. Card 007/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: TattooedEvery repair inked on his arm. All of them. Wrench…
This is Rodney Grillehead. His head runs hot near Krumplethorns. He blames the radiator. Rodney Grillehead takes the field as a Radiator Man, one of the Heavy Mechanics among the Groundskeepers & Engineers. Card 094/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Grille HeadHelmet is a radiator. Runs hot. Steam Vent (50)Vents steam from the…