This is Felix Hidewrench. He hides behind his wrench when Krumplethorns walk by. It almost works. Felix Hidewrench takes the field as a Grip Fitter, one of the Heavy Mechanics among the Groundskeepers & Engineers. Card 085/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Behind WrenchHides behind the wrench. Most of him. Peekaboo (30)Peeks around…
This is Fenton Domeworth. Everyone can see what he’s thinking. Mostly Krumplethorn complaints. Fenton Domeworth takes the field as a Dome Fixer, one of the Heavy Mechanics among the Groundskeepers & Engineers. Card 095/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Glass HelmetSees through the helmet. So does everyone. Dome Shine (40)Shines the dome in…
This is Fergal Coppermane. He reads Krumplethorn complaints through his monocle. Then cuts gaskets from them. Fergal Coppermane takes the field as a Knobby Fixer, one of the Heavy Mechanics among the Groundskeepers & Engineers. Card 031/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: MonocleOne lens. Sees half the problem. Knobby Spin (40)Spins the knobby…
This is Fitz Gearhart. He polishes Schittsnaud whitewalls daily. Krumplethorn tyres get a rag once. Fitz Gearhart takes the field as a Wheel Spinner, one of the Heavy Mechanics among the Groundskeepers & Engineers. Card 010/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Gear HeartRuns on the same gears as the bike. Rim Strike (40)Strikes…
This is Garrick Doublegrip. He always carries two wrenches. One of them belongs to the Krumplethorns. Garrick Doublegrip takes the field as a Torque Man, one of the Heavy Mechanics among the Groundskeepers & Engineers. Card 011/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Two WrenchesOne for fixing. One for pointing. Twin Twist (50)Twists two…
This is Garth Blackvisor. He wears the black visor indoors. The Krumplethorns think he’s watching. He is. Garth Blackvisor takes the field as a Track Fitter, one of the Heavy Mechanics among the Groundskeepers & Engineers. Card 051/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Blackout VisorSees nothing. Hears every engine. Tool Quiver (40)Draws a…
This is Gilroy Grinfender. His bike has teeth. It only bites Krumplethorns. Gilroy Grinfender takes the field as a Bodyworker, one of the Heavy Mechanics among the Groundskeepers & Engineers. Card 082/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Grinning FenderThe bike smiles so he doesn’t have to. Fender Bite (50)Lets the fender chomp their…
This is Grimbald Beardtrack. He towed the Krumplethorn trike home by his beard. They still want it back. Grimbald Beardtrack takes the field as a Tread Smith, one of the Heavy Mechanics among the Groundskeepers & Engineers. Card 078/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Beard RopeThe beard tows small vehicles. Beard Tow (50)Tows…
This is Grimsby Ironbrow. He bends bolts with a stare. Krumplethorn bolts he bends twice. Grimsby Ironbrow takes the field as a Bolt Bender, one of the Heavy Mechanics among the Groundskeepers & Engineers. Card 049/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Iron BrowFrowns hard enough to bend steel. Brow Furrow (40)Furrows the brow….
This is Grover Swirlguard. He fitted every mudguard. The Krumplethorn ones point backward. Grover Swirlguard takes the field as a Mudguard Man, one of the Heavy Mechanics among the Groundskeepers & Engineers. Card 072/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Swirl GuardThe mudguard swirls. So does his story. Mud Fling (40)Flings mud off the…
This is Gruffin Lugnut. He’s fixed every tractor on the estate. The Krumplethorn one stays broken. Gruffin Lugnut takes the field as a Tractor Fitter, one of the Heavy Mechanics among the Groundskeepers & Engineers. Card 001/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Old HandForty years on the tools. Thirty complaining. Lug Wrench (50)Spins…
This is Gunnar Goatbrook. He rides barefoot. Says it helps him feel which side of the hedge he’s on. Gunnar Goatbrook takes the field as a Chopper Rider, one of the Heavy Mechanics among the Groundskeepers & Engineers. Card 090/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: GoateeStrokes the goatee. Considers. Hits it. Wrench Pair…
This is Hal Stoolsby. He borrowed the Krumplethorns’ step stool in 1998. It’s his stool now. Hal Stoolsby takes the field as a Stool Mechanic, one of the Heavy Mechanics among the Groundskeepers & Engineers. Card 073/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Step StoolNeeds the stool. Won’t admit it. Stool Kick (30)Kicks the…
This is Hamlin Hunchwick. He fixed the Krumplethorn minibike. Then he kept it. It fits him fine. Hamlin Hunchwick takes the field as a Minibike Fixer, one of the Heavy Mechanics among the Groundskeepers & Engineers. Card 008/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Tiny RideHuge mechanic. Tiny bike. No comment. Squeeze In (30)Folds…
This is Hank Screwchew. He chews screwdrivers to think. He’s chewed through three Krumplethorn ones. Hank Screwchew takes the field as a Wrencher, one of the Heavy Mechanics among the Groundskeepers & Engineers. Card 038/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Screwdriver ChewChews a screwdriver. Spits out the screw. Chew Spit (40)Spits a screw…
This is Hollis Burrowface. He hasn’t looked up in a week. He fixed the wrong family’s bike. Hollis Burrowface takes the field as a Fork Fitter, one of the Heavy Mechanics among the Groundskeepers & Engineers. Card 052/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Face FirstBuries his face in the work. Literally. Fork Press…