This is Ezekiel Swirlwick. He wired both houses. The Krumplethorn doorbell plays the Schittsnaud anthem. Ezekiel Swirlwick takes the field as a Spark Man, one of the Heavy Mechanics among the Groundskeepers & Engineers. Card 037/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Swirl InkHis tattoos move when the engine runs. Spark Jump (50)Jumps the…
This is Ezra Bellows. He pumps every tyre on the estate. Krumplethorn tyres get a bit extra. Ezra Bellows takes the field as a Bellows Man, one of the Machine Operators among the Groundskeepers & Engineers. Card 040/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: LungsInflates any tyre. Deflates any argument. Big Breath (40)Inhales the…
This is Fanfaro Trumpwick. He tunes engines by ear. Krumplethorn engines play flat. Fanfaro Trumpwick takes the field as a Horn Mechanic, one of the Heavy Mechanics among the Groundskeepers & Engineers. Card 099/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Brass LungsBlows the trumpet. Tunes the engine to it. Trumpet Kick (50)Kicks off in…
This is Felix Hidewrench. He hides behind his wrench when Krumplethorns walk by. It almost works. Felix Hidewrench takes the field as a Grip Fitter, one of the Heavy Mechanics among the Groundskeepers & Engineers. Card 085/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Behind WrenchHides behind the wrench. Most of him. Peekaboo (30)Peeks around…
This is Fenton Domeworth. Everyone can see what he’s thinking. Mostly Krumplethorn complaints. Fenton Domeworth takes the field as a Dome Fixer, one of the Heavy Mechanics among the Groundskeepers & Engineers. Card 095/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Glass HelmetSees through the helmet. So does everyone. Dome Shine (40)Shines the dome in…
This is Fenwick Mothwing. His boat claims the pond for the Schittsnauds. The ducks are Krumplethorn. Fenwick Mothwing takes the field as a Boatman, one of the Machine Operators among the Groundskeepers & Engineers. Card 047/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Model FleetSails a boat on the ornamental pond. Daily. Broadside (40)Fires the…
This is Ferdinand Toolhouse. He blows the noon whistle. The Krumplethorn crew clocks off. His doesn’t. Ferdinand Toolhouse takes the field as a Shift Boss, one of the Machine Operators among the Groundskeepers & Engineers. Card 063/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Whistle BlowerBlows the whistle on the other family. Lunch Bell (40)Ends…
This is Fergal Coppermane. He reads Krumplethorn complaints through his monocle. Then cuts gaskets from them. Fergal Coppermane takes the field as a Knobby Fixer, one of the Heavy Mechanics among the Groundskeepers & Engineers. Card 031/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: MonocleOne lens. Sees half the problem. Knobby Spin (40)Spins the knobby…
This is Ferris Bramblecog. He trims exactly to the property line. Then a bit past it, on their side. Ferris Bramblecog takes the field as an Edge Trimmer, one of the Machine Operators among the Groundskeepers & Engineers. Card 001/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Ledge WorkParks on the ledge. Trims what he…
This is Fitz Gearhart. He polishes Schittsnaud whitewalls daily. Krumplethorn tyres get a rag once. Fitz Gearhart takes the field as a Wheel Spinner, one of the Heavy Mechanics among the Groundskeepers & Engineers. Card 010/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Gear HeartRuns on the same gears as the bike. Rim Strike (40)Strikes…
This is Florence Conewell. Her barrow only turns left. Left is the Krumplethorn side. Florence Conewell takes the field as a Barrow Girl, one of the Machine Operators among the Groundskeepers & Engineers. Card 023/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Wide BrimKeeps the sun off. And the orders. Barrow Dump (30)Tips a load…
This is Florian Ballstack. He moors the Schittsnaud sailboat at the Krumplethorn jetty. Free parking. Florian Ballstack takes the field as a Dock Hand, one of the Machine Operators among the Groundskeepers & Engineers. Card 083/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: StackedThree balls high. One wheel down. Moor Up (40)Ties the boat to…
This is Garrick Doublegrip. He always carries two wrenches. One of them belongs to the Krumplethorns. Garrick Doublegrip takes the field as a Torque Man, one of the Heavy Mechanics among the Groundskeepers & Engineers. Card 011/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Two WrenchesOne for fixing. One for pointing. Twin Twist (50)Twists two…
This is Garth Blackvisor. He wears the black visor indoors. The Krumplethorns think he’s watching. He is. Garth Blackvisor takes the field as a Track Fitter, one of the Heavy Mechanics among the Groundskeepers & Engineers. Card 051/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Blackout VisorSees nothing. Hears every engine. Tool Quiver (40)Draws a…
This is Gertrude Flatcap. Built her trike from three Krumplethorn wheels. They’d like them back. Gertrude Flatcap takes the field as a Trike Mechanic, one of the Machine Operators among the Groundskeepers & Engineers. Card 021/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Flat CapThe cap stays on. The work gets done. Chopper Charge (60)Rides…
This is Gideon Knotwhistle. He oils the Schittsnaud bikes. He also oils the Krumplethorn brakes. Gideon Knotwhistle takes the field as an Oiler, one of the Machine Operators among the Groundskeepers & Engineers. Card 032/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: PonytailThe ponytail is a spare fan belt. Chain Whip (50)Whips the chain off…