This is Cipriano Framebreak. The Schittsnauds hung his portrait in their hall. He climbed out. Cipriano Framebreak takes the field as an Escapist, one of the Aggressive Upstarts among the Krumplethorns. Card 023/116 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Out of FrameNo frame holds him. No hedge either. Break Out (60)Breaks out of the…
This is Clancy Bellspire. He rings the tower bell at 5 a.m. The Schittsnauds have tried everything. Clancy Bellspire takes the field as a Bellman, one of the Aggressive Upstarts among the Krumplethorns. Card 046/116 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Bell TowerCarries a bell tower. Rings it at dawn. Dawn Bell (40)Rings the…
This is Corinne Whorlhat. She parked her shell on the Schittsnaud lawn in May. It’s October. Corinne Whorlhat takes the field as a Squatter, one of the Aggressive Upstarts among the Krumplethorns. Card 025/116 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Moved InBrings her own house. Parks it on theirs. Set Up Camp (40)Sets up…
This is Cornelia Trumpcrest. She cries every Krumplethorn win at the Schittsnaud door. Even the small ones. Cornelia Trumpcrest takes the field as a Crier, one of the Aggressive Upstarts among the Krumplethorns. Card 062/116 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Trumpet CrestHer hair is a horn. It announces her. Town Cry (40)Cries the…
This is Corvo Pinchmask. Every Schittsnaud cufflink ends up in his drawer. He has hundreds. Corvo Pinchmask takes the field as a Pickpocket, one of the Aggressive Upstarts among the Krumplethorns. Card 018/116 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Light FingersSteals a cufflink. Returns a button. Lift (30)Lifts a cufflink mid-handshake. Wheel Away (40)Wheels…
This is Dahlia Wingsprint. She sprints the length of the Schittsnaud lawn daily. They’ve started timing her. Dahlia Wingsprint takes the field as a Sprinter, one of the Aggressive Upstarts among the Krumplethorns. Card 024/116 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Wing SprintWings flat, legs fast, hedge behind her. Sprint Start (50)Sprints off the…
This is Dino Dragstrip. He’s never opened the Schittsnaud gate. He goes under it. Dino Dragstrip takes the field as a Dragster, one of the Aggressive Upstarts among the Krumplethorns. Card 053/116 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Ground HuggerRides so low he passes under the gate. Under Gate (50)Slides under the Schittsnaud gate….
This is Dobbin Sulkspear. He’s been sulking since 1998. The Schittsnauds know why. He won’t say. Dobbin Sulkspear takes the field as a Scrapper, one of the Aggressive Upstarts among the Krumplethorns. Card 039/116 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Sulky SpearCarries a spear. Won’t say why. Spear Throw (40)Throws the spear over the…
This is Dolly Poutwheel. Youngest Krumplethorn upstart. Already banned from the Schittsnaud garden. Dolly Poutwheel takes the field as a Brat, one of the Aggressive Upstarts among the Krumplethorns. Card 005/116 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Pout PowerPouts until the hedge gives way. Stomp Off (30)Stomps off. Leaves tyre marks. Spike Tail (40)Swings…
This is Ermanno Towerduo. He carries the lantern on every raid. His partner carries the blame. Ermanno Towerduo takes the field as a Torchbearer, one of the Aggressive Upstarts among the Krumplethorns. Card 068/116 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Partner in CrimeBrings a second face for the getaway. Lantern Signal (60)Swings the lantern….
This is Esteban Checkrider. He sets the pace on every raid. The others are always two laps behind. Esteban Checkrider takes the field as a Pacer, one of the Aggressive Upstarts among the Krumplethorns. Card 031/116 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Pace SetterSets the pace. Nobody else keeps it. Lead Lap (50)Leads every…
This is Fabrizio Plaidspike. He’s plundered the Schittsnaud boathouse twice. He sank their rowboat for fun. Fabrizio Plaidspike takes the field as a Pirate, one of the Aggressive Upstarts among the Krumplethorns. Card 071/116 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: PlunderTakes what floats. And what doesn’t. Board (50)Boards the Schittsnaud rowing boat. Plaid Sail…
This is Felice Catwhisk. The Schittsnauds have caught her eight times. She’s on her last life. Felice Catwhisk takes the field as an Alley Cat, one of the Aggressive Upstarts among the Krumplethorns. Card 067/116 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Last LifeCaught eight times. Still going. Pounce (40)Pounces on the Schittsnaud koi. Whisker…
This is Fennel Bulbhelm. He’s stolen the Schittsnaud tea cart six times. His helmet gives him away. Fennel Bulbhelm takes the field as a Cart Thief, one of the Aggressive Upstarts among the Krumplethorns. Card 084/116 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Bulb HelmetGlows when he’s up to something. Always. Cart Nab (40)Nabs the…
This is Ferrante Chariotti. He races the chariot round the Schittsnaud fountain. They never see his face. Ferrante Chariotti takes the field as a Charioteer, one of the Aggressive Upstarts among the Krumplethorns. Card 004/116 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Chariot RushThree wheels, no brakes, all bluster. Lap of Honour (60)Laps the Schittsnaud…
This is Floriana Flutterby. She’s ruined every Schittsnaud picnic. Nobody’s sure she was there. Floriana Flutterby takes the field as a Gadfly, one of the Aggressive Upstarts among the Krumplethorns. Card 014/116 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: FlutterNever lands long enough to be blamed. Buzz By (40)Buzzes the Schittsnaud tea party. Dart Off…