This is Gaspard Bulbeye. He watches the Schittsnauds through the hedge all day. They wave now. Gaspard Bulbeye takes the field as a Peeper, one of the Aggressive Upstarts among the Krumplethorns. Card 077/116 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Bulb EyesTwo big eyes. Nothing missed. Peek Over (30)Peeks over the hedge for an…
This is Gemella Twofold. Two heads, one body, zero patience. The Schittsnauds can’t out-talk them. Gemella Twofold takes the field as a Twins, one of the Aggressive Upstarts among the Krumplethorns. Card 016/116 in the Hedge Wars collection, Secret Rare. Ability: Two HeadsTwo plans at once. Both bad for Schittsnauds. Double Dare (70)Dares each other….
This is Gina Conehair. She chants at every Schittsnaud gate. The slogans don’t rhyme. Gina Conehair takes the field as a Chanter, one of the Aggressive Upstarts among the Krumplethorns. Card 056/116 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: ChantChants Krumplethorn slogans. Badly. Slogan (30)Shouts a slogan at the hedge. Cone Spin (40)Spins the cone…
This is Gustavo Curlstache. He twirls his mustache before every raid. The Schittsnauds now hide when he does. Gustavo Curlstache takes the field as a Bandit, one of the Aggressive Upstarts among the Krumplethorns. Card 021/116 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Waxed MustacheTwirls it before every raid. Mustache Twirl (40)Twirls the mustache. Something’s…
This is Halvard Splitwell. He’s switched sides eleven times. He’s a Krumplethorn this week. Halvard Splitwell takes the field as a Turncoat, one of the Aggressive Upstarts among the Krumplethorns. Card 094/116 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Two SidedChanges sides mid-sentence. Means both. Switch Back (60)Switches sides. Switches back. Mesh Wing (50)Swoops the…
This is Harlow Balancewing. She cartwheels across the Schittsnaud lawn daily. They’ve stopped mowing. Harlow Balancewing takes the field as an Acrobat, one of the Aggressive Upstarts among the Krumplethorns. Card 093/116 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: BalanceBalances on a single stem. Never falls. Cartwheel (40)Cartwheels across the Schittsnaud lawn. Pirouette (30)Spins on…
This is Ilka Spirecone. She’s toured the Schittsnaud gardens fifty times. She’s never bought a ticket. Ilka Spirecone takes the field as a Tourist, one of the Aggressive Upstarts among the Krumplethorns. Card 098/116 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: SightseerVisits the Schittsnaud estate. Never leaves. Snapshot (30)Snaps a photo of their best roses….
This is Ines Brimcurve. She high-kicks at the hedge every evening. It’s become an event. Ines Brimcurve takes the field as a Showgirl, one of the Aggressive Upstarts among the Krumplethorns. Card 109/116 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: ShowstopperStops the show. Starts the trouble. High Kick (40)High-kicks over the hedge. Spotlight Steal (30)Steals…
This is Isadoro Goggletop. He’s been preparing to fly over the hedge since 2019. The trike’s ready. Isadoro Goggletop takes the field as an Aviator, one of the Aggressive Upstarts among the Krumplethorns. Card 087/116 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Flight PlanPlans to fly over the hedge. Any day now. Runway Rush (50)Rushes…
This is Jarek Needlefan. He’s spoiled every Schittsnaud surprise party. He’s never been invited to one. Jarek Needlefan takes the field as a Spoiler, one of the Aggressive Upstarts among the Krumplethorns. Card 102/116 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: SpoilsportRuins every Schittsnaud surprise. Spoil It (30)Tells them the ending. Fan Charge (40)Charges with…
This is Jinx Harlequine. She rings the Schittsnaud doorbell every hour. She’s never stayed to answer. Jinx Harlequine takes the field as a Prankster, one of the Aggressive Upstarts among the Krumplethorns. Card 003/116 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Cone HeadLeads with the cone. Thinks later. Prank Call (30)Rings the Schittsnaud doorbell. Runs….
This is Kasper Spikesworth. He settles hedge disputes with his shoulders. They’re very pointy. Kasper Spikesworth takes the field as a Brawler, one of the Aggressive Upstarts among the Krumplethorns. Card 015/116 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Spikes OutEvery edge sharpened. Every reply too. Shoulder Spike (40)Shoulders through the hedge, spikes first. Bell…
This is Kit Pinwhisker. She’s started every hedge argument this year. She’s never stayed for one. Kit Pinwhisker takes the field as a Stirrer, one of the Aggressive Upstarts among the Krumplethorns. Card 082/116 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Stir It UpStarts the argument. Leaves before it ends. Needle Jibe (40)Needles them with…
This is Leontyne Pairwise. She signs every Schittsnaud cheque. Neither of her is a Schittsnaud. Leontyne Pairwise takes the field as a Forger, one of the Aggressive Upstarts among the Krumplethorns. Card 073/116 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Double SignatureSigns as two people. Both Schittsnauds. Forge Deed (60)Forges a Schittsnaud signature on a…
This is Liesel Towerwing. She signals every raid from the spire. The Schittsnauds think it’s a lighthouse. Liesel Towerwing takes the field as a Beacon, one of the Aggressive Upstarts among the Krumplethorns. Card 033/116 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Signal SpireFlashes the spire when the coast is clear. All Clear (40)Signals the…
This is Lina Spokesball. She swerves round the Schittsnaud gardener every morning. He’s started jumping. Lina Spokesball takes the field as a Rider, one of the Aggressive Upstarts among the Krumplethorns. Card 106/116 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Bell BallRides with a copper ball. Rings it like a bell. Ring Out (30)Rings the…