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  • Lorcan Pokenose to Pinterest (opens in a new window)
    Lorcan Pokenose

    Lorcan Pokenose

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    This is Lorcan Pokenose. He knows every Schittsnaud scandal. He started half of them. Lorcan Pokenose takes the field as a Busybody, one of the Aggressive Upstarts among the Krumplethorns. Card 044/116 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: NosySticks his nose into every Schittsnaud matter. Nose In (40)Pokes the nose through their letterbox. Rumour…

  • Lorelei Longlocks to Pinterest (opens in a new window)
    Lorelei Longlocks

    Lorelei Longlocks

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    This is Lorelei Longlocks. She ran away from a Schittsnaud ball. With the punch bowl. Lorelei Longlocks takes the field as a Runaway, one of the Aggressive Upstarts among the Krumplethorns. Card 022/116 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Flowing LocksHair streams behind her. So do Schittsnauds. Lock Lash (40)Lashes the hedge with her…

  • Lucio Lancewheel to Pinterest (opens in a new window)
    Lucio Lancewheel

    Lucio Lancewheel

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    This is Lucio Lancewheel. He leads every Krumplethorn charge with the pike. The hedge has the holes. Lucio Lancewheel takes the field as a Pikeman, one of the Aggressive Upstarts among the Krumplethorns. Card 051/116 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Fan WheelsEvery wheel a fan. Every fan a threat. Pike Thrust (50)Thrusts the…

  • Ludo Dishspin to Pinterest (opens in a new window)
    Ludo Dishspin

    Ludo Dishspin

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    This is Ludo Dishspin. He picks up every Schittsnaud argument on his ear. He’s started a podcast. Ludo Dishspin takes the field as a Rascal, one of the Aggressive Upstarts among the Krumplethorns. Card 038/116 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Dish EarTunes in to every Schittsnaud row. Tune In (30)Tunes into the Schittsnaud…

  • Ludovico Checkeye to Pinterest (opens in a new window)
    Ludovico Checkeye

    Ludovico Checkeye

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    This is Ludovico Checkeye. His plans are always brilliant. They always involve the hedge. Ludovico Checkeye takes the field as a Schemer, one of the Aggressive Upstarts among the Krumplethorns. Card 058/116 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Master PlanHas a plan. It’s on the monocle. Checker Gambit (60)Lays a trap on the checkered…

  • Lula Kissmark to Pinterest (opens in a new window)
    Lula Kissmark

    Lula Kissmark

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    This is Lula Kissmark. Every Schittsnaud wall has her lipstick on it. It won’t scrub off. Lula Kissmark takes the field as a Tagger, one of the Aggressive Upstarts among the Krumplethorns. Card 026/116 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Lipstick TagSigns every Schittsnaud wall with a kiss. Kiss Tag (30)Tags their gate with…

  • Lupo Longsnoot to Pinterest (opens in a new window)
    Lupo Longsnoot

    Lupo Longsnoot

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    This is Lupo Longsnoot. He drifts round the Schittsnaud house every evening. Their gravel’s gone. Lupo Longsnoot takes the field as a Drifter, one of the Aggressive Upstarts among the Krumplethorns. Card 103/116 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Four Wheel DriftDrifts round every Schittsnaud corner. Drift (50)Drifts sideways through their gate. Snoot Steer…

  • Lux Shadeglow to Pinterest (opens in a new window)
    Lux Shadeglow

    Lux Shadeglow

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    This is Lux Shadeglow. She wears shades at night. She says the Schittsnauds are too bright. Lux Shadeglow takes the field as a Speed Kid, one of the Aggressive Upstarts among the Krumplethorns. Card 090/116 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Mirror ShadesSees the Schittsnauds in her shades. Laughs. Shade Flash (30)Flashes the shades…

  • Mariposa Wingball to Pinterest (opens in a new window)
    Mariposa Wingball

    Mariposa Wingball

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    This is Mariposa Wingball. Every time she flashes her wings, a Schittsnaud spoon goes missing. Mariposa Wingball takes the field as an Imp, one of the Aggressive Upstarts among the Krumplethorns. Card 097/116 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Wing FlashFlashes the wings. Something’s stolen. Sleight (40)Swaps their silver for copper. Ball Rush (50)Rushes…

  • Marlo Spinhood to Pinterest (opens in a new window)
    Marlo Spinhood

    Marlo Spinhood

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    This is Marlo Spinhood. He guards the Krumplethorn side of the hedge. From a deckchair. Marlo Spinhood takes the field as a Loafer, one of the Aggressive Upstarts among the Krumplethorns. Card 111/116 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: LoungingLounges on the hedge. Calls it guarding. Loaf (30)Loafs on their garden bench. Ball Scatter…

  • Marvella Hoodsby to Pinterest (opens in a new window)
    Marvella Hoodsby

    Marvella Hoodsby

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    This is Marvella Hoodsby. She built her kart from Schittsnaud wheelbarrows. Three of them. Marvella Hoodsby takes the field as a Kart Kid, one of the Aggressive Upstarts among the Krumplethorns. Card 070/116 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Spare Wheel ShowOne more wheel than she needs. For show. Kart Charge (40)Charges the go-kart…

  • Mattea Plaidcart to Pinterest (opens in a new window)
    Mattea Plaidcart

    Mattea Plaidcart

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    This is Mattea Plaidcart. She’s never used a Schittsnaud path. She uses the lawn. Mattea Plaidcart takes the field as a Trespasser, one of the Aggressive Upstarts among the Krumplethorns. Card 074/116 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Short CutClaims every path. Walks every lawn. Lawn Cut (40)Cuts across the Schittsnaud lawn. Patch Stamp…

  • Mattia Flyeye to Pinterest (opens in a new window)
    Mattia Flyeye

    Mattia Flyeye

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    This is Mattia Flyeye. He sets a swarm on every Schittsnaud picnic. They eat indoors now. Mattia Flyeye takes the field as a Bug Boss, one of the Aggressive Upstarts among the Krumplethorns. Card 115/116 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Compound EyesSees every angle. Hits from all of them. Swarm (50)Sends a swarm…

  • Maximo Fanthrone to Pinterest (opens in a new window)
    Maximo Fanthrone

    Maximo Fanthrone

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    This is Maximo Fanthrone. He’s declared himself lord of the estate eleven times. Nobody’s signed off. Maximo Fanthrone takes the field as an Usurper, one of the Aggressive Upstarts among the Krumplethorns. Card 012/116 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Pretender’s ThroneSits on a throne he hasn’t earned. Yet. Claim (60)Claims the estate in…

  • Mimi Treblewheel to Pinterest (opens in a new window)
    Mimi Treblewheel

    Mimi Treblewheel

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    This is Mimi Treblewheel. She spins doughnuts on the Schittsnaud lawn. They’ve given up on croquet. Mimi Treblewheel takes the field as a Hot Rodder, one of the Aggressive Upstarts among the Krumplethorns. Card 100/116 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Triple SpinThree wheels. Three directions. One mess. Doughnut (40)Spins doughnuts on their croquet…

  • Mimsy Earwhorl to Pinterest (opens in a new window)
    Mimsy Earwhorl

    Mimsy Earwhorl

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    This is Mimsy Earwhorl. She hears every Schittsnaud secret. She tells them all at dinner. Mimsy Earwhorl takes the field as a Snoop, one of the Aggressive Upstarts among the Krumplethorns. Card 019/116 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Satellite EarsHears every Schittsnaud plan. Twice. Snoop Roll (40)Rolls up to the window to listen….

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