She snitches for free. The Schittsnauds pay her anyway, out of guilt. Seraphine Crinklebrow takes the field as a Snitch, one of the Informants among the In-Laws. Card 016/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Mask DownKeeps the mask down and the ears up. Fishtail Flag (40)Waves the tail flag when they leave. Big…
She hovers above the hedge at night. The Krumplethorns think it’s a moth. Seraphine Dragonfly takes the field as a Lamp Bearer, one of the Servants among the Schittsnauds. Card 017/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Dragonfly WingHovers her lantern over a wide lawn. Wing Whirr (60)Whirrs her wings and blows their papers…
Her eyes are wings. Her bike is a chopper. Her patience is gone. Seraphine Moth takes the field as a Moth Biker, one of Estate Surveillance among the Schittsnauds. Card 095/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Secret Rare. Ability: Moth Eyed MenaceDrawn to light, speed and the plaintiff. Green Eye Flare (90)Flashes the plaintiff with…
This is Seraphine Stairwell. She married a Schittsnaud widower. She’s redecorating the staircase. Seraphine Stairwell takes the field as a Stepmother, one of the Modular Grid Technicians among the In-Laws. Card 081/103 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Inner StairsHas a staircase inside. Rents the landing. Landing Rent (50)Charges the family rent for the…
Her hat is so wide she needs two doormen and a runway. Seraphine Wideflap takes the field as a Wing Judge, one of the Supreme Judges among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 044/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Butterfly HatHer hat flutters, her ruling does not. Wing Smack (60)Smacks the claim with a…
She maps the lawn from above. No border looks the same afterward. Seraphine Wingspan takes the field as an Atlas Chief, one of the Wireframe Bureaucrats among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 044/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Secret Rare. Ability: Butterfly AtlasMaps every border with her mesh wings. Wing Flare (90)Spreads both wings and…
The same wobbly wheel, caught a twelfth time. Seraphine Wobblewheel takes the field as a Vehicle Exam., one of the Forensics among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 093/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Secret Rare. Ability: Wobble Pattern ReadMatches the wobble to the exact cart. Hollow Oath (40)Submits the wobbly track as fact. Needle Impression…
This is Seraphita Lowhem. She spreads her hem across the Krumplethorn path. They wait for her. Seraphita Lowhem takes the field as a Hem Trap, one of the Diversions among the In-Laws. Card 046/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Hem SpreadSpreads the hem. Nobody can pass. Hem Snag (40)Snags a foot under the…
This is Serpa Skullcoil. She is shaped like an S. She is also shaped like a warning. Serpa Skullcoil joins the fight as a Skull Serpent, one of the neutral Monsters. Card 026/144 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: S CurveBends in the middle. So do the rules. Skull Snap (40)Snaps the skull at…
This is Severa Splitmask. She’s been three different Schittsnaud cousins this week. All of them her. Severa Splitmask takes the field as a Quick-Change Artist, one of the Illusionists among the In-Laws. Card 020/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Quick ChangeTwo faces. Swaps between them in a blink. Face Swap (60)Swaps faces. They…
This is Severin Quillmore. He notarises every family marriage. Krumplethorn ones need another signature. Severin Quillmore takes the field as a Notary, one of the Modular Grid Technicians among the In-Laws. Card 065/103 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Quill CrestSigns everything. With every quill at once. Witness Seal (50)Seals the marriage papers. Twice….
This is Severina Pierrot. She cries at the hedge. The Krumplethorns tell her everything. Severina Pierrot takes the field as a Pierrot, one of the Instigators among the In-Laws. Card 060/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Sad ClownCries. Gets the details. Clown Tears (40)Cries. They tell her everything. Spiral Sweep (30)Sweeps the spiral…
This is Severine Conchwhisper. Her shell repeats what the Krumplethorns said. Loudly. At church. Severine Conchwhisper takes the field as a Shell Gossip, one of the Diversions among the In-Laws. Card 026/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Whisper ShellHer shell hat repeats every secret. Rumour Start (50)Starts a rumour. It spreads fast. Shell…
This is Severo Profilewheel. He only shows the Krumplethorns his good side. They’ve never seen it. Severo Profilewheel takes the field as a Side Profile, one of the Diversions among the In-Laws. Card 063/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Village Sideways LookOnly ever shows you one side. Porch Light Side Eye (50)Gives the…
A fountain bowl of blue fire. Seymour Fountain is a Fountain, one of the Estate Relics of the Schittsnauds. Card 092/144 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Fountain of ComplaintFlows with complaint. Never runs dry. Seymour Fountain is one of 144 cards in the Estate Relics for the Schittsnauds. Collect the whole group. Faction:…
This is Shatterlight Ragpelt. He is partly here. He is partly in the glass. Shatterlight Ragpelt joins the fight as a Shard Wraith, one of the neutral Monsters. Card 122/144 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Glass SquallA storm of shards. Nobody sees the plan. Shard Slash Rake (40)Rakes with a handful of glass….