His chopper is long and low, and so is his opinion of the Krumplethorns. Sebastian Chopperville takes the field as a Chopper Marshal, one of the Field Commanders among the Schittsnauds. Card 089/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Chopper ChantChants a battle hymn through the exhaust. Chopper Charge Out (60)Charges the plaintiff on…
This is Sebastian Ghostcoat. A ghost sweeps with him at night. The Krumplethorns see it. Sebastian Ghostcoat takes the field as a Ghost Pair, one of the Chaff Groundskeepers among the Schittsnauds. Card 044/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Ghost HelperA ghost sweeps with him. Phantom Sweep (60)The ghost sweeps them away. Coat…
He breathes heavily during every Krumplethorn statement. On purpose. Sebastian Hosewing takes the field as a Coroner, one of the Masked Magistrates among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 101/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Twin Hose BreathTwo hoses. Twice the disapproval. Mesh Ear Merit (50)Rules on merit. His own. Gas Mask Glower (60)Glowers…
He’s folded more Krumplethorn paperwork into origami than filings. Sebastian Loopholewick takes the field as a Statute Bender, one of the Legal Saboteurs among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 067/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Bolt ObjectionTurns their precedent back on them. Loophole Sweep (40)Reads the fine print back, word for word. Statute…
Half his face watches the Krumplethorns. The other half is asleep. Sebastian Panesplit takes the field as a Pane Splitter, one of Estate Surveillance among the Schittsnauds. Card 073/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Split DecisionSplits the evidence. Keeps the half he likes. Pane Splinter (40)Splinters a pane at the plaintiff. Half Slap…
A penguin in a top hat with a plan, a plume and an unfortunate temper. Sebastian Penguinplume takes the field as a Penguin Duke, one of the Master Planners among the Schittsnauds. Card 099/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Secret Rare. Ability: Plume Plume PlumeWears a plume. Plumes about it. Plume Flurry (90)Flurries plumes at…
This is Sebastian Pointwell. He fences with the Krumplethorns daily. They use the hedge as a mask. Sebastian Pointwell takes the field as a Fencer, one of the High Society Elites among the Schittsnauds. Card 075/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: RiposteEvery insult gets a sharper reply. Fleche (40)Lunges with the nose like…
The Krumplethorns haven’t won an appeal she’s touched. Sebastian Precedentvane takes the field as an Injunction Foe, one of the Legal Saboteurs among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 079/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Seal SlashShreds the paperwork, signature included. Glass Filing (40)Folds their defense into a paper crane. Gavel Oath (40)Pins the…
This is Sebastien Spearwick. He swallows swords at the hedge. The Krumplethorns keep fainting. Sebastien Spearwick takes the field as a Sword Swallower, one of the Illusionists among the In-Laws. Card 088/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Swallow WholeSwallows the blade. Keeps the hilt. Sword Gulp (30)Swallows a sword at their gate. Blade…
He runs inside a clock. He has been running since March. Sedgwick Runner is a Clock, one of the Estate Relics of the Schittsnauds. Card 038/144 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Race Against TimeRuns a race against time. Time wins. Sedgwick Runner is one of 144 cards in the Estate Relics for the…
She stamps with the tip of a cone. The tip goes far. Selina Wedgewood takes the field as a Form Stamper, one of the Wireframe Bureaucrats among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 077/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Cone StampStamps with the point of a cone. Cone Dive (40)Dives point-first into their appeal….
This is Selwyn Whorlcap. He grafted the Krumplethorn rose onto a Schittsnaud stem. Now it’s theirs. Selwyn Whorlcap takes the field as a Grafter, one of the Cultivators among the In-Laws. Card 040/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: GraftJoins any two plants. Mostly theirs to ours. Splice (40)Splices a Krumplethorn rose onto ours….
This is Septimus Beamwright. Under the law of ancient lights, that sunbeam is his. He charges rent on it. Septimus Beamwright takes the field as an Ancient Lights, one of the Architectural Gatekeepers among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 052/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Right to LightOwns every sunbeam that crosses the…
This is Septimus Chimneyby. He stokes both boilers. One runs warmer than the other. Septimus Chimneyby takes the field as a Stoker, one of the Machine Operators among the Groundskeepers & Engineers. Card 084/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Pipe SmokePuffs smoke. The smoke drifts next door. Coal Shovel (50)Shovels coal into the…
Two attendants stand behind him with identical faces and identical frowns. Septimus Coneplume takes the field as a Plume Judge, one of the Supreme Judges among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 075/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Feathered ConeEvery plume points to a precedent. Plume Flick (40)Flicks a feather across the filing. Gold…
This is Septimus Lawnmore. He mows the border every week. A little more each time. Septimus Lawnmore takes the field as a Lawn Mower, one of the Chaff Groundskeepers among the Schittsnauds. Card 083/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Mow LineMows a line exactly on the border. Border Mow (40)Mows the border. Their…