Two tricycles, one frame and a very serious charge against hedges. Rupert Tricyclemoor takes the field as a Cavalry Chief, one of the Field Commanders among the Schittsnauds. Card 013/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Secret Rare. Ability: Double CavalryBrings two cavalry. Both are tricycles. Cavalry Charge (90)Charges the plaintiff on twin tricycles. Squeaky Flank…
He wears goggles and headphones. He claims the hedge is too loud. Rupert Wingsworth takes the field as a Wing Baron, one of the Old Money among the Schittsnauds. Card 081/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Goggled FlightSoars above lesser estates in goggled splendor. Wing Slap Slam (70)Slams a wing and a goggle…
This is Rupertina Redbeam. She shines her lamp on Krumplethorn secrets. They have many. Rupertina Redbeam takes the field as a Lamp Spy, one of the Instigators among the In-Laws. Card 045/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Lamp LightShines a lamp on their secrets. Lamp Flash (40)Flashes the red lamp. Late Night Belly…
This is Rupertus Screenby. He takes every family photo. The Krumplethorns are always blurry. Rupertus Screenby takes the field as a Photographer, one of the Modular Grid Technicians among the In-Laws. Card 074/103 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Picture FrameFrames every family photo. Crops the rest. Say Cheese (30)Makes everyone smile. Except them….
This is Rutherford Conehelm. He drew up battle plans for the hedge in 1974. He’s still revising them. Rutherford Conehelm takes the field as a Colonel, one of the High Society Elites among the Schittsnauds. Card 029/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Old SoldierFought in no war. Talks about all of them. Parade…
The sharper the clause, the more she enjoys cutting it. Rutherford Notchbrook takes the field as a Filing Clerk, one of the Legal Saboteurs among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 054/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Scythe FilingSplits the deposition on one hairline. Brief Trace (40)Traces the loophole to the hedge line. Glass…
His blade-sharp logic has shredded three Krumplethorn leases. Rutherford Rapierlash takes the field as a Testimony Foe, one of the Legal Saboteurs among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 050/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Spindle ReportCuts the injunction off mid-sentence. Blade Breach (40)Cuts the deadline down to the hour. Statute Testimony (30)Edges the…
The one examiner they’ve actually asked to be reassigned. Rutherford Scopewright takes the field as a Senior Examiner, one of the Forensics among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 040/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Panoramic FocusNothing in frame goes unexamined. Wide Angle Objection (50)Objects to the whole defense at once. Close Read (40)Reads…
So clear you can see through it. So clear – the owner sees nothing wrong. Rutlandish Crystalline is a Cup, one of the Estate Relics of the Schittsnauds. Card 010/144 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Clear ConscienceClears the owner’s conscience. Not theirs. Add Rutlandish Crystalline to your Hedge Wars collection and see how…
He’s folded more Krumplethorn paperwork into origami than filings. Rutledge Foldvane takes the field as a Motion Breaker, one of the Legal Saboteurs among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 037/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Scythe ReadingTurns their precedent back on them. Parchment Motion (30)Reads the fine print back, word for word. Notch…
She reads contracts the way most people read headlines. Fast, and to win. Rutledge Winggate takes the field as a Legal Shredder, one of the Legal Saboteurs among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 096/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Wing SeveranceReads the loophole before the judge can. Bramble Snap (50)Severs the clause holding…
This is Ruy Gambitwell. He’s beaten every Krumplethorn at chess. The board looks different every time. Ruy Gambitwell takes the field as a Chess Hustler, one of the Illusionists among the In-Laws. Card 030/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Board SwapMoves the pieces while you blink. Piece Swap (40)Swaps a Krumplethorn piece for…
At her magnification, even dust looks guilty. Sabina Orblash takes the field as a Microscopy Examiner, one of the Forensics among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 067/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Triple Zoom FocusThree lenses, nowhere left for the lie to hide. Ivy Trace (50)Blows the detail up for the whole court….
This is Sabina Tallhouse. She’s a granddaughter by marriage. She already owns a room. Sabina Tallhouse takes the field as a Granddaughter, one of the Modular Grid Technicians among the In-Laws. Card 080/103 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: House ProudBuilt like the family home. Dusted daily. Spring Clean (30)Sweeps the family dust onto…
This is Sabine Curlcrest. She winds up the Krumplethorns and walks off. They spin for hours. Sabine Curlcrest takes the field as a Curl Teaser, one of the Instigators among the In-Laws. Card 025/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Wind UpWinds them up and lets go. Wind Up Key (40)Winds them up. Then…
A cup inside two rings of light. Sacheverell Twinring is a Cup, one of the Estate Relics of the Schittsnauds. Card 129/144 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Twin Ring RuleTwin rings – twin rules – one grudge. Every card in the Hedge Wars collection plays a part. Pick up Sacheverell Twinring and find…