This is Roundel Eyeshell. He is a sphere. He is a surprisingly good sphere. Roundel Eyeshell joins the fight as an Eye Shell, one of the neutral Monsters. Card 095/144 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Round ArmorRound shell. Round shield. Round plan. Wide Gawk (30)A wide gaze that makes you check your pockets….
This is Rourke Crawlertrack. He left tread marks across both lawns. Theirs are deeper. Rourke Crawlertrack takes the field as a Track Layer, one of the Heavy Mechanics among the Groundskeepers & Engineers. Card 020/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: CrouchSquats on the engine. Fixes it upside down. Track Roll (50)Rolls the tread…
The watch that was found in the soup tureen. Rowanberry Scandal is a Pocket Watch, one of the Social Scandals of the In-Laws. Card 068/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Public DisgraceDisgraced in public. Disgraced again in private. Rowanberry Scandal is one of 104 cards in the Social Scandals for the In-Laws. Collect…
She rings the bell and a tray appears. The Krumplethorns wonder how. Rowena Bellhop takes the field as a Page, one of the Servants among the Schittsnauds. Card 064/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Bell DashRings the bell and gets a tray there first. Gong Clang (60)Clangs the service bell in their ear….
Her opinions are kept in a cage. Occasionally one escapes. Rowena Cagemere takes the field as a Recorder, one of the Masked Magistrates among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 095/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Caged ThoughtsEvery thought locked in a wire dome. Gear Eye Glint (40)One gear eye catches their slip-up. Dome…
Her plans have wings. The Krumplethorn wall plans have teeth. Rowena Dragonwing takes the field as a Wing Planner, one of the Master Planners among the Schittsnauds. Card 050/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Wing WalkWalks over the plaintiff on tiptoe. Brass Wing Swat (50)Slaps the plaintiff with a brass wing. Pencil Dart…
Her fortifications are triangular. So, regrettably, is her sense of humour. Rowena Ravelinne takes the field as a Ravelin Chief, one of the Field Commanders among the Schittsnauds. Card 053/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Ravelin RageRage forms a triangle, then stabs. Ravelin Jab (50)Jabs the plaintiff with a pointed ravelin. Triangle Trap…
Her roadster is a copper antique. The hedge will outlast it. Rowena Roadholme takes the field as a Roadster Rider, one of Estate Surveillance among the Schittsnauds. Card 078/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Open Top OpinionsHer opinions are always open top. Roadster Ram (60)Rams the plaintiff in a copper roadster. Tower Honk…
This is Rowena Ropewalk. She steps over the hedge. She says it doesn’t count if you don’t touch it. Rowena Ropewalk takes the field as a Tall Escort, one of the Hired Escorts among the In-Laws. Card 063/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Late Night Long StrideCrosses the lawn in three steps. Stride…
This is Rowena Shovelsmith. She digs on the Schittsnaud side. The dirt lands on the other. Rowena Shovelsmith takes the field as a Shoveller, one of the Chaff Groundskeepers among the Schittsnauds. Card 029/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Dig InDigs in and won’t budge. Dirt Toss (40)Tosses dirt over the hedge. Spade…
This is Rowena Swellford. She owns the water rights to a river that only flows through her. Rowena Swellford takes the field as a Riverbank Clerk, one of the Architectural Gatekeepers among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 083/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: RiparianOwns the river, the bank, and you. Undertow (40)Pulls your…
Her statute is a spiral. Nobody has found the end of it. Rowena Swirlcote takes the field as a Codifier, one of the Wireframe Bureaucrats among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 061/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Swirl StatuteWrites new rules in a perfect spiral. Spiral Coil (50)Coils the statute around their ankles….
This is Rowena Tinybike. Newest hire on the estate. She hasn’t learned which side to sabotage yet. Rowena Tinybike takes the field as a Trainee, one of the Machine Operators among the Groundskeepers & Engineers. Card 108/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Training WheelsStill has them. Still uses them. First Fix (20)Fixes a…
This is Ruben Marblewheel. He bowls copper balls at the Schittsnaud gnomes. Strike, every time. Ruben Marblewheel takes the field as a Bowler, one of the Aggressive Upstarts among the Krumplethorns. Card 066/116 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Ball TossRolls a copper ball at anything Schittsnaud. Bowl Over (40)Bowls a copper ball at…
He’s a terrible informant. Everyone hears him coming. Everyone still listens. Rudolfo Tubaburn takes the field as a Loudmouth, one of the Informants among the In-Laws. Card 074/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Horn BlastAnnounces every secret through a horn. Tuba Toot (40)Toots the scoop down the whole street. Drum Trike Pass (30)Rolls…
This is Rudy Rednose. His nose glows red near Krumplethorn engines. They think it’s personal. Rudy Rednose takes the field as a Gear Checker, one of the Heavy Mechanics among the Groundskeepers & Engineers. Card 069/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Red NoseNose glows when the engine’s wrong. Sniff Out (40)Sniffs the fault…