She lit the entire lane at once. The Krumplethorns tripped. Rosalind Tapermoor takes the field as a Lamplighter, one of the Servants among the Schittsnauds. Card 027/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Late LightLights the lantern at the wrong moment. Wick Flick (30)Flicks a hot wick onto their trousers. Lamp Post (40)Props her…
Her head is tilted. So are her opinions about the neighbors. Rosalind Tilthaven takes the field as a Tilt Dame, one of the Old Money among the Schittsnauds. Card 032/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Slanted ViewSees every argument from the wrong angle. Tilt Strike (40)Tilts the head and the hedge falls over….
This is Rosalind Webspinner. Her web of lies covers the whole hedge. The Krumplethorns are stuck in it. Rosalind Webspinner takes the field as a Web Spinner, one of the Instigators among the In-Laws. Card 014/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Tangled WebWeaves a lie with many threads. Web Cast (50)Casts a web…
Her body has two hundred windows. She charges for each view out. Rosalind Windowpane takes the field as an Assessor, one of the Wireframe Bureaucrats among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 012/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Window CountCounts every pane and taxes the daylight. Sash Sweep (60)Swings the frame around her whole…
This is Rosalinda Peekhood. She plays peekaboo with Krumplethorn toddlers. They cry. She wins. Rosalinda Peekhood takes the field as a Hood Peeker, one of the Diversions among the In-Laws. Card 097/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Garden Party PeekabooHides. Then pops out shouting. Peek Pop (40)Pops out. Big fright. Parish Ear Flare…
She paints her beak before every ruling. Today it is guilty. Rosamund Beaknote takes the field as a Beak Judge, one of the Supreme Judges among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 060/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Painted BeakHer beak changes color with each verdict. Painted Peck (50)Jabs a painted beak into the…
Her bulkhead has no ship. She says this is a navy issue. Rosamund Bulkheadby takes the field as a Bulkhead Dame, one of the Field Commanders among the Schittsnauds. Card 087/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Bulkhead BoreBores the plaintiff through a bulkhead. Bulkhead Slam (40)Slams the plaintiff against a bulkhead. Sea Spray…
Her hat has a chimney, a gutter, and a view of the neighbors. Rosamund Chimneypot takes the field as a Cottage Dame, one of the Old Money among the Schittsnauds. Card 024/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Hat ManorHer hat has a chimney and a mortgage. Flue Puff (50)Puffs a chimney into the…
Every hat in the manor is in her care. She has a very fine lost-hat tray. Rosamund Hatstand takes the field as a Lady’s Maid, one of the Servants among the Schittsnauds. Card 092/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Hat StandWatches every hat in the hall, standing still. Hat Rack (60)Racks up a…
Her desk has a motorbike wheel. Her opinions arrive faster than her plans. Rosamund Motorbureau takes the field as a Moto Drafter, one of the Master Planners among the Schittsnauds. Card 058/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Bureau on WheelsTakes the bureau wherever the dispute is. Moto Bureau Ram (50)Rams the plaintiff with…
His blade-sharp logic has shredded three Krumplethorn leases. Rosamund Nettlewhorl takes the field as a Contract Foe, one of the Legal Saboteurs among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 020/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Statute TraceCuts the injunction off mid-sentence. Wing Trace (50)Cuts the deadline down to the hour. Bolt Rewind (40)Edges the…
This is Rosamund Plateway. She built herself into a wall so she could count windows without walking. Rosamund Plateway takes the field as a Window Taxman, one of the Architectural Gatekeepers among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 047/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Window TaxCounts your windows. Charges for each. Pane Check (30)Presses…
This is Rosamund Ringwell. She wears a halo she bought herself. The Krumplethorns call it a hoop. Rosamund Ringwell takes the field as a Dame, one of the High Society Elites among the Schittsnauds. Card 054/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Ring HaloWears a gold ring round her head. Insists. Wing Shade (40)Shades…
She can smell a backdated deed from two houses away. Rosamund Snoutbridge takes the field as an Inspector, one of the Masked Magistrates among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 055/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Mesh SnoutSniffs out paperwork filed in bad faith. Filter Sniff (30)Smells the forgery on the third page. Feather…
Her crystal sphere shows the future. The future is another hedge dispute. Rosamund Sphereveil takes the field as a Sphere Viewer, one of Estate Surveillance among the Schittsnauds. Card 057/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Crystal Clear GrudgeHer grudge is crystal clear. Sphere Bump (50)Bumps the plaintiff with a veiled sphere. Veil Slip…
This is Rosamund Tubehat. She smiles at the Krumplethorns. Her partner does not. Rosamund Tubehat takes the field as a Screen Escort, one of the Hired Escorts among the In-Laws. Card 092/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Prim Twin ActWorks with a screen-head brute. Brute Grab (50)Her partner grabs the nearest guest. Silk…