A tall ewer with a frown and a shadow. Rhydderch Ewer is an Urn, one of the Estate Relics of the Schittsnauds. Card 136/144 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Ewer of CourtesyPours courtesy. Swallows insult. Add Rhydderch Ewer to your Hedge Wars collection and see how the Estate Relics change the game. Faction:…
This is Ribbonella Stripebow. She points at something shiny. A Krumplethorn bicycle vanishes. Ribbonella Stripebow takes the field as a Magician’s Aide, one of the Illusionists among the In-Laws. Card 007/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: DistractionSmiles wide. Something disappears. Look Over There (40)Points away. Takes the bike. Ta-Da (50)Bows with a flourish….
This is Ricardo Gildroad. He fixes family problems. Most of the problems are Krumplethorns. Ricardo Gildroad takes the field as a Fixer, one of the Modular Grid Technicians among the In-Laws. Card 076/103 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Smoke ScreenFixes problems in a cloud of smoke. Hush Money (50)Pays the Krumplethorns to keep…
This is Ricky Strumwrench. He plays wrench solos at the Krumplethorn window. Nobody asked. Ricky Strumwrench takes the field as a Chain Tuner, one of the Heavy Mechanics among the Groundskeepers & Engineers. Card 047/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Air SpannerPlays the wrench like a guitar. Power Chord (50)Strums the wrench. The…
This is Rinaldo Helmlance. He charges the hedge daily. It hasn’t moved. Neither has he, much. Rinaldo Helmlance takes the field as a Cavalier, one of the Aggressive Upstarts among the Krumplethorns. Card 099/116 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: ChargeLance level. Mind empty. Full speed. Lance Charge (50)Charges the lance at the Schittsnaud…
Everything that crosses the street hits his web. Then the Schittsnauds hear. Rinaldo Webwheel takes the field as a Web Watcher, one of the Informants among the In-Laws. Card 014/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Spider SpokesEvery vibration on the web gets logged. Web Rumor (50)Spins a rumor across the whole street. Motorbike…
This is Rocco Inkwell. He tattoos every Krumplethorn complaint on his arm. He’s running out of arm. Rocco Inkwell takes the field as a Chopper Tech, one of the Heavy Mechanics among the Groundskeepers & Engineers. Card 007/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: TattooedEvery repair inked on his arm. All of them. Wrench…
A spaceman in an oval who wishes to be elsewhere. Rochester Astronaut is a Statue, one of the Estate Relics of the Schittsnauds. Card 076/144 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Gear OrbitSits in a gear and floats in disbelief. Add Rochester Astronaut to your Hedge Wars collection and see how the Estate Relics…
This is Rocio Mirrorkiss. Three Schittsnaud sons proposed to her. She told the Krumplethorns first. Rocio Mirrorkiss takes the field as a Heartbreaker, one of the Aggressive Upstarts among the Krumplethorns. Card 085/116 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Mirror FaceKisses her own reflection. Ignores yours. Heartbreak (60)Breaks a Schittsnaud heart on purpose. Wheel…
A rocket in a hot rod in a very bad mood. Rocketlorry Belch is a Rocket Car, one of the Pit Hazards of the Krumplethorns. Card 051/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Rocket FuelFuels the feud. Explodes occasionally. Every card in the Hedge Wars collection plays a part. Pick up Rocketlorry Belch and…
A rocket in a bed of spikes. It is not a good rocket. Rocketspine Spike is a Rocket Trap, one of the Pit Hazards of the Krumplethorns. Card 035/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Upwards and OnwardsLaunches the plaintiff in a straight line. Rocketspine Spike is one of 104 cards in the Pit…
This is Roderick Crateworth. Every cage on his cart is an exhibit. Nobody remembers which case they’re for. Roderick Crateworth takes the field as an Evidence Locker, one of the Architectural Gatekeepers among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 097/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Chain of CustodyHauls every exhibit everywhere. Exhibit B (30)Pulls…
He has never once been seen with a crease. He has creased others. Roderick Cravatpin takes the field as a Valet, one of the Servants among the Schittsnauds. Card 048/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Pinned CravatFolds the estate’s guests into very neat piles. Cravat Choke (40)Chokes them with a very tight cravat….
He listens for violations. The tower hums back. Roderick Earphoneck takes the field as an Inspector, one of the Wireframe Bureaucrats among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 031/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Headset ListenHears every violation through brass earphones. Phone Ring (40)Rings in a notice right in their ear. Tower Slump (30)Leans…
His belly opens like a fan. Every pleat has a fee. Roderick Fanbelly takes the field as a Tax Assessor, one of the Wireframe Bureaucrats among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 084/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Fan LevyFans out every account to full bloom. Pleat Out (50)Opens a whole fan of invoices….
Half of his face is iron. Nobody has asked which half. Roderick Helmbrook takes the field as a Helm Judge, one of the Supreme Judges among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 034/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Iron VisorHis helm hides every doubt. Visor Slam (70)Slams the visor on a half-argued claim. Gold…