This is Roderick Pinnose. He reviews every Krumplethorn dinner party. From the hedge. Roderick Pinnose takes the field as a Gourmand, one of the High Society Elites among the Schittsnauds. Card 090/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Fine NoseSmells a bad meal from the next estate. Taste Test (40)Tastes their cooking. Spits. Dinner…
He has only ever been painted from the left. He prefers it that way. Roderick Profilemere takes the field as a Profile Heir, one of the Old Money among the Schittsnauds. Card 064/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Best SidePresents his best side to every portrait. Profile Strike (50)Strikes the plaintiff with a…
His spyglass is long. His grudge is longer. His reach is longest. Roderick Spyglassby takes the field as a Spyglass Aide, one of the Field Commanders among the Schittsnauds. Card 033/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Spyglass SmugnessSees the plaintiff coming. Looks smug. Spyglass Poke (40)Pokes the plaintiff with a spyglass. Lens Flare…
He found a swirl mark, wrote eleven pages about it. Roderick Swirlbrook takes the field as a Trace Examiner, one of the Forensics among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 092/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Swirl TraceFollows the swirl mark to the culprit. Spoke Claim (30)Casts the exact swirl in the mud. Gear…
His TV is a grudge in a box. It plays only one channel. Roderick Tubesprocket takes the field as a Tube Gearman, one of Estate Surveillance among the Schittsnauds. Card 044/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Gear Grind GrudgeGrinds a grudge until it shines. Tube Slam (40)Slams the plaintiff with a broken tube….
This is Rodney Grillehead. His head runs hot near Krumplethorns. He blames the radiator. Rodney Grillehead takes the field as a Radiator Man, one of the Heavy Mechanics among the Groundskeepers & Engineers. Card 094/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Grille HeadHelmet is a radiator. Runs hot. Steam Vent (50)Vents steam from the…
This is Rodolfo Bladecheek. He rolls past the hedge with his fins out. Trims it. Badly. Rodolfo Bladecheek takes the field as a Blade Cheek, one of the Diversions among the In-Laws. Card 021/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Side SwipeRolls by with blades out. Cheek Blade (50)Slashes with the side fin. Wheel…
This is Rodolfo Bustwell. He commissioned his own bust. It’s bigger than the Krumplethorn house. Rodolfo Bustwell takes the field as a Count, one of the High Society Elites among the Schittsnauds. Card 044/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: BustSculpted himself. Twice life size. Pedestal (40)Stands on a pedestal. Looks down. Stride Out…
This is Rodrigo Spokesby. He’s fought for both families. He’s currently on the Schittsnaud payroll. Rodrigo Spokesby takes the field as a Mercenary, one of the Modular Grid Technicians among the In-Laws. Card 029/103 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Hired WheelRides for whoever pays. Today, Schittsnauds. Contract Ride (50)Rides the contract over to…
This is Rodrigo Wheelface. His face is a wheel. It spins out a new rumour every turn. Rodrigo Wheelface takes the field as a Wheel Face, one of the Instigators among the In-Laws. Card 097/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Late Night Spoke SpinHis face spins secrets out. Face Spin (50)Spins the wheel…
This is Roland Plaidpot. He heckles every Schittsnaud garden party. From his own garden. Roland Plaidpot takes the field as a Heckler, one of the Aggressive Upstarts among the Krumplethorns. Card 017/116 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Whistle BlastWhistles at every Schittsnaud speech. Catcall (30)Catcalls from behind the hedge. Pot Roll (40)Rolls the…
This is Rolanda Wheelfoot. She spins the Krumplethorns on her carousel. They land on the Schittsnaud side. Rolanda Wheelfoot takes the field as a Carousel Keeper, one of the Illusionists among the In-Laws. Card 089/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: CarouselSpins round and round. You end up elsewhere. Carousel Spin (60)Spins the Krumplethorns…
This is Rollo Knobsby. He wears his tools like a crown. He thinks he’s king of the shed. Rollo Knobsby takes the field as a Tread Checker, one of the Heavy Mechanics among the Groundskeepers & Engineers. Card 080/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Tool CrownEvery tool on his head, points up. Crown…
This is Rondo Orbcheck. His ball always rolls toward the Krumplethorns. Even uphill. Rondo Orbcheck takes the field as a Bowling Hustler, one of the Illusionists among the In-Laws. Card 086/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Loaded BallThe ball always rolls his way. Roll Away (40)Rolls the copper ball under their gate. Spare…
This is Rory Whistlebrow. He blows the whistle on Krumplethorns. Schittsnauds get a nod. Rory Whistlebrow takes the field as a Yard Marshal, one of the Heavy Mechanics among the Groundskeepers & Engineers. Card 086/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Yard WhistleOne whistle and the yard stops. Shoulder Wrench (50)Swings the wrench off…
She can trace a curl in the mud to the exact Krumplethorn boot. Rosalba Curlglass takes the field as a Pattern Examiner, one of the Forensics among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 065/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Curl TraceFollows the curl mark straight to the culprit. Dust Sweep (40)Casts the exact curl…