This is Rosalba Spirehead. She has a deed to the estate. It’s written in crayon. Rosalba Spirehead takes the field as a Claimant, one of the Aggressive Upstarts among the Krumplethorns. Card 048/116 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Rival ClaimTwo faces, both claiming the estate. Deed Wave (60)Waves a forged deed at the…
This is Rosalba Wingturret. She rolls out from behind her tower. The Krumplethorns never hear her coming. Rosalba Wingturret takes the field as a Wing Rider, one of the Diversions among the In-Laws. Card 053/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Turret RideRides out from behind her own tower. Bat Wing Clip (50)Clips a…
This is Rosalie Jugstand. She fetches water from the shared well. She takes it all. Rosalie Jugstand takes the field as a Jug Carrier, one of the Chaff Groundskeepers among the Schittsnauds. Card 065/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Fetch WaterFetches water for the beds. Jug Splash (40)Splashes them with the jug. Wide…
She’s never kissed a Krumplethorn. She has told on several. Rosalie Petalpike takes the field as a Courier, one of the Informants among the In-Laws. Card 032/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Kiss and TellKisses and tells. Mostly tells. Tall Wheel Tour (40)Tours the block on the tall wheel. Fin Hood Hide (30)Hides…
This is Rosalind Belfry. The bell tower was built around her. She refused to move for construction. Rosalind Belfry takes the field as a Belfry Surveyor, one of the Architectural Gatekeepers among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 008/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Long ReachHer survey rod reaches the next county. Toll (40)Rings…
She camps on the boundary line, mostly to annoy everyone. Rosalind Bivouacre takes the field as a Bivouac Chief, one of the Field Commanders among the Schittsnauds. Card 010/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Tent EtiquettePitches a tent in the plaintiff’s argument. Tent Peg Jab (30)Jabs the plaintiff with a tent peg. Canvas…
Her bonnet is brass. Her shoes are brass. Her sense of humour is brass. Rosalind Brassbonnet takes the field as a Bonnet Planner, one of the Master Planners among the Schittsnauds. Card 041/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Bonnet BlusterBlusters under a very large brass bonnet. Bonnet Bash (60)Bashes the plaintiff with a…
This is Rosalind Bulbwhistle. Her machine is trained to bite Krumplethorns. It also bites the postman. Rosalind Bulbwhistle takes the field as a Machine Handler, one of the Hired Escorts among the In-Laws. Card 009/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Leash OffLets the brass beast loose on the lawn. Bulb Bash (30)The machine…
Her hair is crown moulding. The crown is held in escrow. Rosalind Cornicewick takes the field as a Cornice Clerk, one of the Architects among the Schittsnauds. Card 006/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Fine MouldingHer trim is thicker than any argument. Moulding Whip (40)Whips the plaintiff with a plaster garland. Ledge Walk…
She recorded their hedge argument. Now Exhibit F, and a hit single. Rosalind Echobrow takes the field as an Acoustic Examiner, one of the Forensics among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 019/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Echo CaptureHears the argument through two gardens. Whistle Playback (30)Replays their own threat, verbatim. Muffled Confession…
This is Rosalind Kickboard. She fixed the Krumplethorn scooter. It only brakes on Schittsnaud land. Rosalind Kickboard takes the field as a Kick Fixer, one of the Machine Operators among the Groundskeepers & Engineers. Card 049/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Front DriveSteers with the front. Brakes with her feet. Fin Flick (30)Flicks…
There’s a second, fainter her. It reports to a second, fainter Schittsnaud. Rosalind Mirrorpane takes the field as a Shadow, one of the Informants among the In-Laws. Card 051/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Ghost DoubleA faded copy of her trails one step behind. Reflection Report (50)Reports what the window glass saw. Spoke…
Her coat is stitched from nine robes and a flag. Rosalind Patchwork takes the field as a Quilt Judge, one of the Supreme Judges among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 032/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Mixed ClothHer robe contains every legal precedent. Patch Strike (50)Stitches a hole in your argument. Gavel Boot…
Every Krumplethorn deadline she’s touched has somehow moved up a week. Rosalind Scytheglass takes the field as a Verdict Foe, one of the Legal Saboteurs among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 071/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Latch RewindTrims the statute to favor the estate. Statute Motion (40)Pins the filing to one footnote….
She notarizes both families’ complaints. Double fees, same stamp. Rosalind Sunwinder takes the field as a Notary, one of the Masked Magistrates among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 016/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Notarized NoonAll papers signed at exactly noon. Sunburst Seal (40)Stamps a seal with spokes all around it. Brimmed Clause…
She has been furious since March. It is still only a slow burn. Rosalind Tallowscan takes the field as a Wax Scanner, one of Estate Surveillance among the Schittsnauds. Card 023/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Smoulder RightsHer anger melts slowly onto the plaintiff. Wax Drip (40)Drips hot wax on the plaintiff. Candle…