This is Isolda Cloudharp. She sings at the Krumplethorn window. Their china cabinet doesn’t survive. Isolda Cloudharp takes the field as a Harp Siren, one of the Diversions among the In-Laws. Card 027/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Smug Siren SongSings. Ships and neighbours crash. Harp Pluck (60)Plucks a string. Glass breaks. Siren…
This is Isolde Beacon. She towed her lighthouse to the hedge in case anyone tried to sail around it. Isolde Beacon takes the field as a Maritime Counsel, one of the Architectural Gatekeepers among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 088/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: BeaconShines a light on every loophole. Lamp Sweep…
This is Isolde Curtainfall. She makes an entrance at every garden party. Krumplethorn parties included. Isolde Curtainfall takes the field as a Grand Dame, one of the High Society Elites among the Schittsnauds. Card 015/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Curtain CallSteps through the curtain. Takes a bow. Encore (60)Comes back for an…
Her pressure gauge reads panic. Everyone else is calm. Isolde Dialspan takes the field as a Dial Duchess, one of the Architects among the Schittsnauds. Card 069/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Gauge PressureShe watches the pressure rise. Others feel it. Gauge Slam (60)Slams a pressure gauge into the plaintiff. Glass Tip Prod…
A dragonfly loitered at the scene. She subpoenaed it. Isolde Dragonlens takes the field as an Entomologist, one of the Forensics among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 057/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Wingbeat TimelineAges the scene by the insects on it. Beacon Impression (30)Submits a loitering insect as witness. Vellum Match (40)Matches…
Her gabions are full of stones. Her gossip is full of rocks. Isolde Gabionet takes the field as a Gabion Dame, one of the Field Commanders among the Schittsnauds. Card 069/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Gabion GossipGossips from behind a gabion. Gabion Toss (30)Tosses a gabion at the plaintiff. Stone Spill (40)Spills…
She prices a lawn by the thread count. The threads add up. Isolde Lacegrid takes the field as an Assessor, one of the Wireframe Bureaucrats among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 035/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Lace EstimatePrices a lawn by the thread count. Hem Drag (30)Drags a long hem over their…
Her left cheek is a mirror. She enjoys what it shows her. Isolde Mirrorcheek takes the field as a Mirror Aide, one of Estate Surveillance among the Schittsnauds. Card 091/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Mirror ImageMimics the plaintiff’s insult, then upgrades it. Mirror Slap (40)Slaps the plaintiff with a mirror. Spike Glare…
She wears an earring the size of a gavel. Isolde Shellcrest takes the field as a Shell Judge, one of the Supreme Judges among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 080/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Spiral CrestA shell crest rings out the final ruling. Shell Ring (40)Rings the shell crest at the plaintiff….
He cuts through red tape like it personally offended him. Isolde Slicereach takes the field as a Motion Breaker, one of the Legal Saboteurs among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 077/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Bolt SeveranceSlices the fine print before it’s read. Statute Rewind (30)Shreds the evidence into legal confetti. Hinge…
This is Isolde Spheregown. Her spheres bounce off Krumplethorns. She counts the hits. Isolde Spheregown takes the field as a Sphere Escort, one of the Hired Escorts among the In-Laws. Card 098/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Brass SpheresBrass spheres orbit her gown. Sphere Barrage (50)Fires the brass spheres one by one. Silk…
She appears in the fog when a filing is late. She is never late herself. Isolde Spindlemist takes the field as a Registrar, one of the Masked Magistrates among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 096/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Smoke TowerRises out of the fog with the docket. Fog Filing (50)Files the…
Her paper is thin. Her patience is thinner. Her ink is thinnest. Isolde Tracingpaper takes the field as a Tracing Dame, one of the Master Planners among the Schittsnauds. Card 018/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: See Through YouSees through every excuse. Trace Strike (50)Traces then strikes the plaintiff’s weak spot. Paper Cut…
This is Ivo Mirrorpond. He keeps the ornamental pond. The Krumplethorns say half of it is theirs. Ivo Mirrorpond takes the field as a Pond Keeper, one of the Machine Operators among the Groundskeepers & Engineers. Card 016/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Mirror WorkEvery repair is done twice. Once upside down. Ripple…
This is Ivor Hammerglass. He beats dents out of Schittsnaud panels. And into Krumplethorn ones. Ivor Hammerglass takes the field as a Panel Beater, one of the Heavy Mechanics among the Groundskeepers & Engineers. Card 071/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Fin HelmetRibbed helmet. Cuts the wind. Panel Beat (50)Beats the rival’s panel…
Its needle spins whenever the Schittsnauds appear. Ivybridge Compass is a Pocket Watch, one of the Social Scandals of the In-Laws. Card 059/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Moral CompassPoints the moral compass at someone else. Ivybridge Compass is one of 104 cards in the Social Scandals for the In-Laws. Collect the whole…