This is Janus Bifrontis. One face says sorry to the Krumplethorns. The other one laughs. Janus Bifrontis takes the field as a Two Faces, one of the Diversions among the In-Laws. Card 019/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Secret Rare. Ability: Double TalkTwo faces tell two stories at once. Cross Talk (90)Both faces talk. Nobody…
One face hears it. The other tells the Schittsnauds. Very efficient. Janus Doublestoreys takes the field as a Ringleader, one of the Informants among the In-Laws. Card 005/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Secret Rare. Ability: Two Floors UpOne face listens. The other one talks. Spoke Wheel Survey (100)The big wheel tracks every visitor. Top…
This is Jarek Needlefan. He’s spoiled every Schittsnaud surprise party. He’s never been invited to one. Jarek Needlefan takes the field as a Spoiler, one of the Aggressive Upstarts among the Krumplethorns. Card 102/116 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: SpoilsportRuins every Schittsnaud surprise. Spoil It (30)Tells them the ending. Fan Charge (40)Charges with…
The turning point was somewhere around lunch. Jasmine Pivotpoint is a Pocket Watch, one of the Social Scandals of the In-Laws. Card 060/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Turning PointMarks the turning point in every scandal. Every card in the Hedge Wars collection plays a part. Pick up Jasmine Pivotpoint and find where…
Eighteen canopy reports. All against the same oak. Jasper Domewhorl takes the field as a Canopy Examiner, one of the Forensics among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 048/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Canopy SurveyMaps the overgrown branches against the deed. Shadow Line (30)Measures how far their shade has crept. Branch Citation (40)Files…
He hears every conversation through the gutter. Billed monthly. Jasper Eavesmoor takes the field as an Eaves Warden, one of the Architects among the Schittsnauds. Card 082/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Drip LineHe judges every house by how it handles rain. Eaves Drop Strike (30)Drops an eave onto the plaintiff’s hat. Brass…
His goggles are enormous. He cannot see his own boundary any better. Jasper Goggleholt takes the field as a Goggle Scout, one of Estate Surveillance among the Schittsnauds. Card 040/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Goggle PrideWears the goggles into every dispute. Goggle Smack (50)Smacks the plaintiff with a goggle. Spiral Dive (40)Dives…
This is Jasper Halvering. Half of him guards the Schittsnauds. The other half watches the hedge. Jasper Halvering takes the field as a Mirror Escort, one of the Hired Escorts among the In-Laws. Card 057/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Split ImageHalf of him is always somewhere else. Mirror Step (40)Steps from one…
His hat is a bat. Both seem very annoyed. Jasper Nightbrim takes the field as a Bat Judge, one of the Supreme Judges among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 069/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Night HatRules best in the dark, and mostly does. Brim Flutter (40)Flaps both brim wings at the claim….
Cycling in a reflection, he gets attacked from both directions. Jasper Reflectoire takes the field as a Reflect Scout, one of the Field Commanders among the Schittsnauds. Card 046/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Mirror MeadowSpots enemies in the mirror meadow. Mirror Dash (50)Dashes across the mirror at the plaintiff. Wave Swell (40)Swells…
This is Jasper Spokebeard. He builds custom bikes. The Krumplethorn custom is still on order. Jasper Spokebeard takes the field as a Bike Builder, one of the Heavy Mechanics among the Groundskeepers & Engineers. Card 033/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: CraftsmanHand-built. Twice the price. Half the speed. Spanner Lean (40)Leans on the…
This is Jasper Tiltyard. Trial by combat was never repealed on the estate. Jasper made sure. Jasper Tiltyard takes the field as a Combat Clerk, one of the Architectural Gatekeepers among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 082/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Trial by CombatStill legal. He checked. Tilt (60)Charges the defense with…
His hair is the largest feature on the estate, and it has opinions. Jasper Windwright takes the field as a Wind Planner, one of the Master Planners among the Schittsnauds. Card 031/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Plans for BreezePlans for breeze. Gets gale. Wind Blast (60)Blasts the plaintiff with a plan-sized gust….
He sees every lot from a great height. The ground rarely sees him. Jasper Wirestork takes the field as a Surveyor, one of the Wireframe Bureaucrats among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 036/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Stilt SurveySurveys the lot from three feet above it. Stilt Poke (50)Pokes them with a…
This is Jeremiah Pitchrake. He forks his hay over the hedge. It’s compost, he says. Jeremiah Pitchrake takes the field as a Pitchrake, one of the Chaff Groundskeepers among the Schittsnauds. Card 033/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Hay ForkForks hay over the hedge. Hay Fork Toss (40)Forks hay onto their lawn. Monitor…
He cycles across a spiral reflection and the hedge never sees him coming. Jeremiah Reflectionwood takes the field as a Reflect Cyclist, one of the Field Commanders among the Schittsnauds. Card 076/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Mirror Meadow MarchMarches into the plaintiff’s reflection. Mirror Rush Down (70)Rushes through the mirror at the…