Her bicycle’s front wheel is a pen. Her ink is expensive. Her point is sharp. Dorothea Penwheeler takes the field as a Pen Cyclist, one of the Master Planners among the Schittsnauds. Card 037/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Penny PlanPlans penny by penny. Spends it all on spokes. Pen Wheel Roll (50)Rolls…
This is Dozena Lanternby. She’s been engaged to a Schittsnaud since 2014. The date keeps moving. Dozena Lanternby takes the field as a Fiancee, one of the Modular Grid Technicians among the In-Laws. Card 004/103 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Long EngagementEngaged for twelve years. Still deciding. Lantern Glow (40)Lights every lantern on…
A dragon on an engine on a pit on a bad day. Dragonspit Cowl is a Dragon Engine, one of the Pit Hazards of the Krumplethorns. Card 007/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Draconic RumbleRumbles. The Schittsnauds flee – politely. Add Dragonspit Cowl to your Hedge Wars collection and see how the Pit…
A drill on a car – aimed at whoever is closest. Drillbit Hotrod is a Drill Car, one of the Pit Hazards of the Krumplethorns. Card 068/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Drill SergeantDrills holes in the plaintiff’s plans. Drillbit Hotrod is one of 104 cards in the Pit Hazards for the Krumplethorns….
This is Drumhead Fuzzwhack. He wears a drum like a hat. Nobody has asked him to stop. Drumhead Fuzzwhack joins the fight as a Drum Monkey, one of the neutral Monsters. Card 034/144 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Drum RollRolls a drum on the head. All eyes up. Whack Stick (50)A whack from…
Its orb shows both hedges. Both look equally guilty. Drummond Gleaner is an Orb Cup, one of the Estate Relics of the Schittsnauds. Card 005/144 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Cup of ContentionPours a little contention into every cup. Drummond Gleaner is one of 144 cards in the Estate Relics for the Schittsnauds….
This is Drusilla Drapewell. She’s outlived three Krumplethorns. She intends to outlive the rest. Drusilla Drapewell takes the field as a Dowager, one of the High Society Elites among the Schittsnauds. Card 007/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: DrapedSwathed in silk. Rolls on a throne. Silk Swirl (50)Swirls her robes over their hedge….
This is Dualina Stripeface. She fits through any gap in the hedge. The Krumplethorns keep shrinking them. Dualina Stripeface takes the field as a Contortionist, one of the Illusionists among the In-Laws. Card 108/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: BendableBends any way. Fits through any hedge gap. Squeeze Through (50)Squeezes through a gap…
This is Duke Sideburner. He’s been fitting rims longer than the Krumplethorns have lived here. Duke Sideburner takes the field as a Rim Fitter, one of the Heavy Mechanics among the Groundskeepers & Engineers. Card 059/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Mutton ChopsGrown for warmth. Used for wiping. Rim Clamp (50)Clamps the rim…
This is Dunstan Snorkelby. He drove the tank into the moat to fix it. It’s still down there. Dunstan Snorkelby takes the field as a Bog Mechanic, one of the Heavy Mechanics among the Groundskeepers & Engineers. Card 036/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: SnorkelBreathes through a tube. Works underwater. Deep Wade (50)Wades…
This is Ebenezer Spoutcan. He waters the Schittsnaud roses. He overwaters the Krumplethorn ones. Ebenezer Spoutcan takes the field as a Waterer, one of the Chaff Groundskeepers among the Schittsnauds. Card 005/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Watering CanWaters the roses and the neighbours. Can Pour (50)Pours the can over a guest. Bucket…
This is Echina Spinewell. She breeds thistles. Every seed blows into the Krumplethorn lawn. Echina Spinewell takes the field as a Thistle Breeder, one of the Cultivators among the In-Laws. Card 005/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Prickly CrownGrows prickles. Pointed the right way. Thistle Seed (40)Blows thistle seeds into their lawn. Spine…
A quill so sharp it has been banned from three drawing rooms. Edelweiss Stylus is a Quill, one of the Social Scandals of the In-Laws. Card 081/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Sharp QuillSharpens itself on someone else’s reputation. Every card in the Hedge Wars collection plays a part. Pick up Edelweiss Stylus…
This is Edmund Wadewell. He controls the moat sluice. Water levels depend on who said hello. Edmund Wadewell takes the field as a Moat Man, one of the Machine Operators among the Groundskeepers & Engineers. Card 099/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Waist DeepStands in the moat. Never says why. Cog Turn (40)Turns…
This is Eduard Monoroll. He returned the Krumplethorn silver with a thank-you note. Then took it again. Eduard Monoroll takes the field as a Gentleman Thief, one of the Illusionists among the In-Laws. Card 106/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Gentleman’s GrabTips the hat. Takes the silver. Silver Swipe (50)Swipes the Krumplethorn silverware….
This is Edwin Framewell. He put scaffolding around himself to set an example. It has not come down. Edwin Framewell takes the field as a Site Inspector, one of the Architectural Gatekeepers among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 016/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Under InspectionBoxed himself in until the job passes. Red…