This is Fausta Pairmask. There are two of her. The Krumplethorns have only ever seen one at a time. Fausta Pairmask takes the field as a Stage Twins, one of the Illusionists among the In-Laws. Card 081/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Twin ActTwo masks. One trick. Twice. Twin Feint (60)Feints left and…
This is Feliks Rollingeye. He rolls a spare eye under the Krumplethorn door. It reports back. Feliks Rollingeye takes the field as a Trick Cyclist, one of the Illusionists among the In-Laws. Card 014/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Rolling EyeRolls an eyeball ahead to scout. Eye Roll (40)Rolls the spare eye under…
This is Fen Copperlash. He’s built a telescope into his face. It’s pointed next door. Fen Copperlash takes the field as a Telescope Man, one of the Illusionists among the In-Laws. Card 093/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Long LensLooks through a lens built into his face. Lens Focus (40)Focuses on the Krumplethorn…
This is Ferrucio Swirlcar. The Krumplethorns chased his car for an hour. It was a picture of a car. Ferrucio Swirlcar takes the field as a Rally Trickster, one of the Illusionists among the In-Laws. Card 090/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Mirage CarThe car you see isn’t the one that’s there. Mirage…
This is Fiorella Kickflash. She jumped the hedge from a ramp. She landed in their greenhouse. Fiorella Kickflash takes the field as a Ramp Rider, one of the Illusionists among the In-Laws. Card 103/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Ramp TrickBuilds a ramp. Jumps. Lands elsewhere. Ramp Up (40)Builds a ramp against their…
This is Gaspar Mirrormask. The Krumplethorns chained him to the hedge. He was home for tea. Gaspar Mirrormask takes the field as an Escapologist, one of the Illusionists among the In-Laws. Card 009/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Escape ActNo chain holds him. No hedge either. Slip Chain (40)Slips the chains on their…
This is Gemino Doublesight. One of him talks to the Krumplethorns. The other one empties their pockets. Gemino Doublesight takes the field as a Double Act, one of the Illusionists among the In-Laws. Card 032/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Two ActsTwo faces. One distracts. One steals. Switcheroo (60)Swaps places with the other…
This is Gilda Cogseye. She hexed the Krumplethorn bicycles. They only turn left now. Gilda Cogseye takes the field as a Hex Tinker, one of the Illusionists among the In-Laws. Card 056/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Cog CharmEvery gear is a charm. Most are curses. Hex Gear (40)Hexes a gear in their…
This is Globella Skyhat. Her head floats over the hedge daily. The rest of her stays home. Globella Skyhat takes the field as a Floater, one of the Illusionists among the In-Laws. Card 083/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Balloon HeadHead full of air. Floats on command. Float Up (30)Floats up to peek…
This is Hector Watchcap. He never sleeps. His hat keeps watch either way. Hector Watchcap takes the field as a Sentinel, one of the Illusionists among the In-Laws. Card 025/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Eye on TopKeeps a spare eye on his hat. Always open. Overwatch (40)Watches the hedge from above. Gear…
This is Ilse Lashgear. She stares at the Krumplethorns all day. She hasn’t blinked since spring. Ilse Lashgear takes the field as a Starer, one of the Illusionists among the In-Laws. Card 061/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Long LashesLashes so long they sweep the floor. Lash Sweep (30)Sweeps their patio with her…
This is Iridessa Wholeye. Her whole face is an eye. The Krumplethorns feel watched even indoors. Iridessa Wholeye takes the field as a Grand Seer, one of the Illusionists among the In-Laws. Card 111/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Secret Rare. Ability: All-Seeing FaceHer face is one great eye. Nothing escapes. Eye Flood (70)Floods their…
This is Iridia Bigstare. She gave the Krumplethorns the evil eye in 1993. Their car still won’t start. Iridia Bigstare takes the field as an Evil Eye, one of the Illusionists among the In-Laws. Card 047/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: The Evil EyeOne look and their engine stalls. Stall (40)Stalls a Krumplethorn…
This is Iris Starewell. She hypnotised a Krumplethorn into trimming the Schittsnaud hedge. Twice. Iris Starewell takes the field as a Hypnotist, one of the Illusionists among the In-Laws. Card 003/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: UnblinkingNever blinks. Neither will you, soon. Mesmerise (60)Stares until the Krumplethorn forgets why. Checker Spin (50)Spins the…
This is Laurent Clockride. He carries the estate’s time on his bike. The Krumplethorns always get it late. Laurent Clockride takes the field as a Clock Courier, one of the Illusionists among the In-Laws. Card 110/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Running LateCarries the time. Delivers it late. Late Delivery (40)Delivers the time…
This is Lazaro Checkwind. He takes the blame for every Schittsnaud. The Krumplethorns can’t tell them apart. Lazaro Checkwind takes the field as a Stunt Double, one of the Illusionists among the In-Laws. Card 096/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Body DoubleLooks like anyone. Usually someone in trouble. Stand In (40)Stands in for…