This is Ocello Rimgaze. He rides round the Krumplethorn garden wall at speed. They’ve stopped going out. Ocello Rimgaze takes the field as a Stunt Rider, one of the Illusionists among the In-Laws. Card 054/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Death RideRides the wall of death. Waves at them. Wall Ride (50)Rides round…
This is Ocularis Doublewatch. He watches the Krumplethorns with two eyes. Neither is on his face. Ocularis Doublewatch takes the field as a Spy Captain, one of the Illusionists among the In-Laws. Card 068/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Eyes EverywhereAn eye in the hat. One in the belly. Busy. Double Spy (60)Watches…
This is Oculina Bigiris. She made the hedge look ten feet taller. The Krumplethorns gave up climbing. Oculina Bigiris takes the field as an Illusionist, one of the Illusionists among the In-Laws. Card 017/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Eye of the StormOne huge eye. Everything else is a trick. Optical Trick (60)Makes…
This is Optima Eyestand. She leaves a spare eye by the Krumplethorn gate. It never blinks. Optima Eyestand takes the field as a Lens Grinder, one of the Illusionists among the In-Laws. Card 053/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Spare EyeKeeps a spare eye on a stand. Watching. Eye Post (60)Posts the spare…
This is Oriel Wrapcheck. She hovers an inch off the Krumplethorn lawn. Technically not trespassing. Oriel Wrapcheck takes the field as a Levitation Act, one of the Illusionists among the In-Laws. Card 095/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: LevitationHovers an inch up. Charges extra. Hover Ride (40)Hovers the trike over their flowerbed. Spiral…
This is Orsetta Linedraw. She painted the Krumplethorn path in stripes. They walk it like a ship’s deck. Orsetta Linedraw takes the field as a Line Painter, one of the Illusionists among the In-Laws. Card 107/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Moving LinesPaints lines that move. They don’t. Line Wave (40)Waves the striped…
This is Ossia Halfbone. She haunts the Krumplethorn house every Halloween. And Tuesdays. Ossia Halfbone takes the field as a Spook, one of the Illusionists among the In-Laws. Card 104/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Spooky FaceHalf pale. Half painted. All spooky. Boo (40)Says boo through the hedge. Gear Rattle (50)Rattles the gears…
This is Oswaldo Wideiris. He charges a penny to peek into the Krumplethorn house. Schittsnauds pay double. Oswaldo Wideiris takes the field as a Peep Showman, one of the Illusionists among the In-Laws. Card 036/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: KeyholePeers through every keyhole on the estate. Keyhole Squint (40)Peeks through the Krumplethorn…
This is Pantalone Checkwick. He performs at every Krumplethorn funeral. Uninvited. Pantalone Checkwick takes the field as a Harlequin, one of the Illusionists among the In-Laws. Card 027/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Patchwork ActEvery square a different trick. Diamond Dash (40)Dashes off in a blur of diamonds. Slapstick (30)Slaps a Krumplethorn with…
This is Pascal Windstripe. He turns the wind whenever the Krumplethorns barbecue. It’s always smoky for them. Pascal Windstripe takes the field as a Weathervane Man, one of the Illusionists among the In-Laws. Card 101/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Wind TurnerTurns the wind. Usually toward them. Wind Shift (40)Shifts the wind over…
This is Pawnella Checkstep. She’s playing the Krumplethorns at chess. The game started in 1987. Pawnella Checkstep takes the field as a Grandmaster, one of the Illusionists among the In-Laws. Card 076/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: EndgameAlways three moves from winning. Never four. Pawn Push (40)Pushes a pawn across the boundary. Queen…
This is Pendle Floateye. The red eye floats over the Krumplethorn garden. Nobody knows whose it is. Pendle Floateye takes the field as a Levitator, one of the Illusionists among the In-Laws. Card 051/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Floating EyeAn eye hovers over him. It isn’t his. Hover Look (60)Floats the red…
This is Pendula Watchfob. She sets every Krumplethorn clock ten minutes slow. They miss every hedge meeting. Pendula Watchfob takes the field as a Clockmaker, one of the Illusionists among the In-Laws. Card 005/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Fob WatchSwings the watch. Everyone’s late. Swing Watch (50)Swings the fob until they’re dizzy….
This is Perlina Shellshine. She sold the Krumplethorns a string of pearls. They’re painted peas. Perlina Shellshine takes the field as a Pearl Seller, one of the Illusionists among the In-Laws. Card 033/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Fake PearlsSells fake pearls. Wears real ones. Pearl Toss (30)Tosses fake pearls at the Krumplethorns….
This is Petronella Belleye. She predicts the Krumplethorns lose the feud. Every week. Still waiting. Petronella Belleye takes the field as a Fortune Teller, one of the Illusionists among the In-Laws. Card 010/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Inner EyeSees the future. In her middle. Prophecy (40)Predicts doom for the Krumplethorns. Crystal Roll…
This is Phineas Gazewheel. He examined every Krumplethorn’s eyes. They all need glasses now. His. Phineas Gazewheel takes the field as an Oculist, one of the Illusionists among the In-Laws. Card 105/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Eye ExamExamines your eyes. Steals your glasses. Eye Chart (30)Holds up an eye chart. It’s rude….