This is Pierrot Checkmotor. He rides into every Krumplethorn meeting telling jokes. The meetings end early. Pierrot Checkmotor takes the field as a Motor Jester, one of the Illusionists among the In-Laws. Card 112/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Jest RideRides in laughing. Leaves them crying. Jest (30)Tells a joke at their expense….
This is Pupilla Grandorb. She sits on the biggest eye on the estate. It’s always looking next door. Pupilla Grandorb takes the field as an Eye Queen, one of the Illusionists among the In-Laws. Card 029/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Secret Rare. Ability: The Great EyeSits on an eye the size of a house….
This is Quinto Checkspire. He fires himself over the hedge every Sunday. He’s hit their pond eleven times. Quinto Checkspire takes the field as a Human Cannonball, one of the Illusionists among the In-Laws. Card 057/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Fired UpLaunches himself. Lands somewhere surprising. Cannon Shot (50)Fires himself over the…
This is Rainier Checkhat. He pulled the Krumplethorn rabbit out of his hat. They want it back. Rainier Checkhat takes the field as a Rabbit Puller, one of the Illusionists among the In-Laws. Card 069/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Hat TrickPulls anything from the hat. Mostly theirs. Rabbit Pull (40)Pulls a Krumplethorn…
This is Reinhold Swirlride. He sold the Krumplethorns tickets to their own garden. They paid. Reinhold Swirlride takes the field as a Sideshow Rider, one of the Illusionists among the In-Laws. Card 034/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: SideshowThree wheels, one act, no refunds. Wheel Trick (40)Rides backwards round their gate. Ticket Grab…
This is Ribbonella Stripebow. She points at something shiny. A Krumplethorn bicycle vanishes. Ribbonella Stripebow takes the field as a Magician’s Aide, one of the Illusionists among the In-Laws. Card 007/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: DistractionSmiles wide. Something disappears. Look Over There (40)Points away. Takes the bike. Ta-Da (50)Bows with a flourish….
This is Rolanda Wheelfoot. She spins the Krumplethorns on her carousel. They land on the Schittsnaud side. Rolanda Wheelfoot takes the field as a Carousel Keeper, one of the Illusionists among the In-Laws. Card 089/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: CarouselSpins round and round. You end up elsewhere. Carousel Spin (60)Spins the Krumplethorns…
This is Rondo Orbcheck. His ball always rolls toward the Krumplethorns. Even uphill. Rondo Orbcheck takes the field as a Bowling Hustler, one of the Illusionists among the In-Laws. Card 086/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Loaded BallThe ball always rolls his way. Roll Away (40)Rolls the copper ball under their gate. Spare…
This is Ruy Gambitwell. He’s beaten every Krumplethorn at chess. The board looks different every time. Ruy Gambitwell takes the field as a Chess Hustler, one of the Illusionists among the In-Laws. Card 030/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Board SwapMoves the pieces while you blink. Piece Swap (40)Swaps a Krumplethorn piece for…
This is Sandrine Hourglass. She turns her hourglass whenever a Krumplethorn hurries. They slow to a crawl. Sandrine Hourglass takes the field as a Time Bender, one of the Illusionists among the In-Laws. Card 109/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Sand ClockTurns the hourglass. Everyone’s slower. Sand Pour (60)Pours sand into their clockwork….
This is Sebastien Spearwick. He swallows swords at the hedge. The Krumplethorns keep fainting. Sebastien Spearwick takes the field as a Sword Swallower, one of the Illusionists among the In-Laws. Card 088/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Swallow WholeSwallows the blade. Keeps the hilt. Sword Gulp (30)Swallows a sword at their gate. Blade…
This is Severa Splitmask. She’s been three different Schittsnaud cousins this week. All of them her. Severa Splitmask takes the field as a Quick-Change Artist, one of the Illusionists among the In-Laws. Card 020/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Quick ChangeTwo faces. Swaps between them in a blink. Face Swap (60)Swaps faces. They…
This is Shella Pearlfan. She dances behind the fan at every party. Nobody’s sure who’s back there. Shella Pearlfan takes the field as a Fan Dancer, one of the Illusionists among the In-Laws. Card 015/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Fan VeilHides behind the fan. Something moves. Fan Hide (30)Hides behind the fan….
This is Symmetra Centreye. She sent her reflection to the hedge meeting. The Krumplethorns argued with it. Symmetra Centreye takes the field as a Mirror Maker, one of the Illusionists among the In-Laws. Card 052/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Perfect SymmetryBoth halves the same. Neither is real. Mirror Image (50)Sends her mirror…
This is Tempus Dialworth. Every Krumplethorn is an hour late. He’s the reason. Tempus Dialworth takes the field as a Time Thief, one of the Illusionists among the In-Laws. Card 002/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Stolen HourTakes one hour from every Krumplethorn day. Clock Back (60)Winds the clock back before their move….
This is Teodoro Hornpipe. He piped the Krumplethorn garden hose into a knot. Teodoro Hornpipe takes the field as a Snake Charmer, one of the Illusionists among the In-Laws. Card 064/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: CharmedPlays the pipe. The hedge sways. Snake Tune (30)Plays a tune. Their hose rises up. Pipe Ride…