This is Thea Thirdeye. Her third eye saw the Krumplethorns coming. She told nobody until after. Thea Thirdeye takes the field as a Mystic, one of the Illusionists among the In-Laws. Card 058/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Third EyeOne eye on top. Sees what’s coming. Vision (60)Has a vision. It’s about their…
This is Tito Diamondwheel. He’s thrown a pie at every Krumplethorn. They’ve started wearing hats. Tito Diamondwheel takes the field as a Clown, one of the Illusionists among the In-Laws. Card 037/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Big ShoesTrips on purpose. Takes them down too. Pie Throw (40)Throws a pie over the hedge….
This is Tortella Checkspin. Her trick takes all summer. The Krumplethorns are still waiting for the reveal. Tortella Checkspin takes the field as a Snail Charmer, one of the Illusionists among the In-Laws. Card 043/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Slow TrickTakes an hour. Fools everyone. Long Con (40)Runs a con that takes…
This is Tria Sightwell. She sees everything the Krumplethorns do. With three eyes, in 3D. Tria Sightwell takes the field as an All-Seer, one of the Illusionists among the In-Laws. Card 091/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Secret Rare. Ability: All Eyes OpenThree eyes. No blind spot. No privacy. Eye Storm (70)Turns every eye on…
This is Tribaldo Threeye. He watches the feud with three eyes. He’s the only one who saw how it started. Tribaldo Threeye takes the field as a Watcher, one of the Illusionists among the In-Laws. Card 012/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Secret Rare. Ability: Three EyesOne for each family. One for himself. Triple Stare…
This is Valdo Conestripe. He eats fire at every Schittsnaud party. The hedge on their side is scorched. Valdo Conestripe takes the field as a Fire Eater, one of the Illusionists among the In-Laws. Card 102/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Fire BreathEats fire. Burps sparks at their hedge. Flame Burp (40)Burps a…
This is Velia Lidhood. She does her best tricks asleep. The Krumplethorns can’t prove she was there. Velia Lidhood takes the field as a Sleepwalker, one of the Illusionists among the In-Laws. Card 078/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Half AsleepOne eye open. That’s all it takes. Sleep Ride (40)Rides past while technically…
This is Vexilla Facewithin. Every Krumplethorn moves when she pulls a string. They think it’s their idea. Vexilla Facewithin takes the field as a Puppeteer, one of the Illusionists among the In-Laws. Card 045/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Face WithinA face inside a face. Both pulling strings. Pull Strings (60)Pulls a string….
This is Vianne Diamondcrest. She deals every card game on the estate. The Krumplethorns always get the twos. Vianne Diamondcrest takes the field as a Card Dealer, one of the Illusionists among the In-Laws. Card 097/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Fast ShuffleShuffles so fast the cards change. Shuffle (30)Shuffles the deck. Krumplethorns…
This is Vito Conecar. His car disappears whenever the Krumplethorns chase it. They’ve stopped chasing. Vito Conecar takes the field as a Vanishing Driver, one of the Illusionists among the In-Laws. Card 046/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Vanishing CarDrives in. Vanishes. Drives out again. Now You See (40)Drives into a cloud. Comes…
This is Viveca Eyeheart. She holds a seance at every Krumplethorn dinner. Uninvited. Viveca Eyeheart takes the field as a Medium, one of the Illusionists among the In-Laws. Card 040/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: SeanceTalks to the dead. They side with Schittsnauds. Spirit Knock (40)Knocks on their walls at midnight. Table Turn…
This is Vortica Spiralbrim. Every Krumplethorn speech stops when she walks by. They forget the rest. Vortica Spiralbrim takes the field as a Swirl Artist, one of the Illusionists among the In-Laws. Card 060/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Hypno HatOne look at the hat and you forget your lines. Hat Swirl (40)Swirls…
This is Zebedee Stripehelm. He barks every Schittsnaud show at the Krumplethorns. Free tickets, no seats. Zebedee Stripehelm takes the field as a Barker, one of the Illusionists among the In-Laws. Card 055/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Roll UpShouts the act. Sells the tickets. Bark (30)Barks the show at their window. Ticket…
This is Zebrina Opwell. She stands on the striped floor. The Krumplethorns walk right past her. Zebrina Opwell takes the field as a Dazzler, one of the Illusionists among the In-Laws. Card 067/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Dazzle StripesStripes so loud you can’t see her. Dazzle (40)Dazzles them with the stripes. Fade…
This is Zebulon Striperider. He paints a zebra crossing wherever he wants to cross. Mostly their lawn. Zebulon Striperider takes the field as a Stripe Rider, one of the Illusionists among the In-Laws. Card 079/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Zebra CrossingCrosses wherever. The stripes say so. Crossing (40)Stops traffic on their drive….
This is Zoltan Swirlgaze. Krumplethorns who look at his wheel wake up mowing the Schittsnaud lawn. Zoltan Swirlgaze takes the field as a Spellbinder, one of the Illusionists among the In-Laws. Card 016/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Spiral WheelHis wheel spins hypnotic. Look away. Spiral Ride (50)Rides the spiral wheel past them….