Her forehead is a gatepost. The gate stays closed on principle. Marguerite Pylonne takes the field as a Pylon Heiress, one of the Architects among the Schittsnauds. Card 008/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Gate DutyEvery fence she meets becomes her business. Pylon Press (40)Presses the hedge flat with a pylon. Grill Whirl…
She scans the horizon on the hour. The horizon files no complaint. Marguerite Scanlow takes the field as a Scan Marshal, one of Estate Surveillance among the Schittsnauds. Card 007/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Sweep ScheduleScans every lawn hourly. Every lawn. Wire Net Fling (50)Casts a wire net over the plaintiff. Screen…
The sharper the clause, the more she enjoys cutting it. Marianne Chiselreach takes the field as a Brief Slicer, one of the Legal Saboteurs among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 084/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Ledger TraceSplits the deposition on one hairline. Talon Rewind (50)Traces the loophole to the hedge line. Fan…
Her pavilion is a double. She is also double. The feud is triple. Marianne Pavilionby takes the field as a Pavilion Dame, one of the Field Commanders among the Schittsnauds. Card 079/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Pavilion PreeningPreens in front of the pavilion. Pavilion Slam (40)Slams the plaintiff with a pavilion dome….
Her objections land before the words even finish. Marianne Precedentedge takes the field as a Precedent Foe, one of the Legal Saboteurs among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 098/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Writ OathSevers the appeal before it’s filed. Edge Deduction (40)Snaps the contract shut on their hand. Notch Testimony (30)Seals…
This is Maribel Spearpoint. She enforces every ruling on the estate with a lance and eight legs. Maribel Spearpoint takes the field as an Enforcer, one of the Architectural Gatekeepers among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 077/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: EnforcerPins down anyone who skips court. Lance (60)Skewers your excuse from…
The wheel on her head gets four stations. One is the Krumplethorn kitchen. Mariella Gearcap takes the field as a Listener, one of the Informants among the In-Laws. Card 059/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Crown WheelThe wheel on her head picks up radio. Radio Spin (50)Tunes into the Krumplethorn kitchen. Fork Bike…
It plots every rumour on a very tidy chart. Marigate Gridlock is a Clock, one of the Social Scandals of the In-Laws. Card 039/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Grid Locked GossipLocks the gossip on a grid. Every card in the Hedge Wars collection plays a part. Pick up Marigate Gridlock and find…
Her eyes are two giant screens. She misses the hedge on principle. Marigold Cyclopedia takes the field as a Cyclops Rider, one of Estate Surveillance among the Schittsnauds. Card 066/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Big Eyes Little WheelSees all, cycles anywhere. Giant Visor Bonk (70)Slams a giant visor on the plaintiff. Wheel…
Her spine is a column. It has opinions about posture. Marigold Pillarmoor takes the field as a Column Dame, one of the Architects among the Schittsnauds. Card 054/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Column PriorityShe stands tall in every procession. Unasked. Column Press (30)Presses a stone column through the hedge. Pipe Organ Wail…
This is Marigold Shushface. She swore she’d keep the Krumplethorn secret. She meant for an hour. Marigold Shushface takes the field as a Hush Agent, one of the Instigators among the In-Laws. Card 006/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Hush HushSays shh. Then tells everyone. Shh Then Tell (50)Promises silence. Breaks it. Fin…
Her sphere is solid gold. She only uses it on contested titles. Marigold Sphereford takes the field as a Title Clerk, one of the Wireframe Bureaucrats among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 063/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Sphere TitleRolls a gold sphere over every title. Sphere Sprint (40)Rolls a gold sphere right…
She remembers every rumor since the hedge was planted. Some she started. Marigold Spiralshell takes the field as a Chief Snoop, one of the Informants among the In-Laws. Card 010/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Nautilus MemoryEvery rumor spirals into storage. Third Eye Tip (70)The forehead eye files a report. Nautilus Trundle (60)Rolls…
This is Marigold Spoolcurl. She waters both gardens equally. One with the hose, one with the drain. Marigold Spoolcurl takes the field as a Hose Winder, one of the Machine Operators among the Groundskeepers & Engineers. Card 041/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Curl TailWinds the hose on her own tail. Peep Tube…
This is Marina Pearlbonnet. Her seashell parties are famous. The Krumplethorns get the empty shells. Marina Pearlbonnet takes the field as a Shell Hostess, one of the Cultivators among the In-Laws. Card 073/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Shell PartyThrows a seashell party. Cousins come. Shell Gift (40)Gives a cousin a lucky shell….
This is Mariposa Wingball. Every time she flashes her wings, a Schittsnaud spoon goes missing. Mariposa Wingball takes the field as an Imp, one of the Aggressive Upstarts among the Krumplethorns. Card 097/116 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Wing FlashFlashes the wings. Something’s stolen. Sleight (40)Swaps their silver for copper. Ball Rush (50)Rushes…