This is Mantle Spindlepike. He stays very still. It is all part of the plan. Mantle Spindlepike joins the fight as a Gilt Mantis, one of the neutral Monsters. Card 004/144 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Gilded PatienceWaits one turn. Strikes twice. Spindle Stab (60)A golden spike through the hedge. Helm Dive (50)Dives…
This is Marcel Bubblepipe. He trapped a Krumplethorn in a bubble. It floated over the hedge. Marcel Bubblepipe takes the field as a Bubble Blower, one of the Illusionists among the In-Laws. Card 065/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Bubble TrickBlows bubbles. One has a Krumplethorn in it. Bubble Trap (40)Traps a Krumplethorn…
Her commands echo down a long, shiny corridor. Nobody answers. Marcella Echoesby takes the field as an Echo Dame, one of the Field Commanders among the Schittsnauds. Card 096/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Echo CommandHer command echoes. So does the grudge. Echo Blast (50)Blasts the plaintiff with a loud echo. Wing Fan…
She shreds first, files the apology later. If at all. Marcella Flintfold takes the field as a Precedent Foe, one of the Legal Saboteurs among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 058/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Thorn VerdictEdits testimony with a blade, not ink. Flint Oath (40)Blades through the paperwork, silent. Bolt Review…
Her hat is a funnel. Her nib is a spear. Her patience is neither. Marcella Nibwright takes the field as a Nib Draftsman, one of the Master Planners among the Schittsnauds. Card 032/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Nib NipNips the plaintiff with a very fine nib. Nib Jab (40)Jabs the plaintiff with…
The sharper the clause, the more she enjoys cutting it. Marcella Shardedge takes the field as a Brief Slicer, one of the Legal Saboteurs among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 024/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Notch ObjectionSplits the deposition on one hairline. Crease Citation (50)Traces the loophole to the hedge line. Talon…
This is Marcella Shellwhisper. She hears everything in her shell. Mostly the Krumplethorns arguing. Marcella Shellwhisper takes the field as a Shell Ear, one of the Instigators among the In-Laws. Card 021/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Shell ListenHears the sea and the neighbours. Echo Back (50)Echoes their words back at them. Snide…
Her screen is wide, her profile is sharp and her patience is a thin slab. Marcella Slabscreen takes the field as a Slab Operator, one of Estate Surveillance among the Schittsnauds. Card 049/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Wide Screen MoodHer moods come in widescreen. Slab Screen Smash (40)Slams the plaintiff with a…
She’s matched the Krumplethorn cart’s wobble eleven times running. Marcella Spokeglass takes the field as a Vehicle Examiner, one of the Forensics among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 059/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Spoke Pattern ReadMatches the wheel track to the culprit. Hollow Snap (40)Submits the tire track as sworn fact. Thorn…
Her stair goes nowhere. She likes it that way. Marcella Stairmere takes the field as a Stair Heiress, one of the Architects among the Schittsnauds. Card 081/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Upward MobilityShe climbs by pulling the stair up behind her. Step Stomp (40)Stomps down a flight of stone steps. Fan Blade…
She never faces the defendant. Her attendant faces him for her. Marcelline Gavelcrest takes the field as a Crest Justice, one of the Supreme Judges among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 008/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Sidelong DocketRules only on what she sees sideways. Crest Strike (70)Brings the headdress down on the…
Subtle he is not. Effective he is. Marcello Monocore takes the field as a Spotter, one of the Informants among the In-Laws. Card 031/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Big MonocleOne huge lens. Zero discretion. Lens Glint Signal (50)Flashes the lens to signal the Schittsnauds. Orange Wheel Roll (60)Rolls the big orange wheel…
This is Marcellus Nosewell. He negotiates the hedge treaty every year. It always favours his side. Marcellus Nosewell takes the field as an Ambassador, one of the High Society Elites among the Schittsnauds. Card 042/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Diplomatic NoseSticks the nose into every border dispute. Envoy (40)Sends a note through…
This is Marchioness Tinbolt. She dances in the lobby. She does not take requests. Marchioness Tinbolt joins the fight as a Tin Dancer, one of the neutral Monsters. Card 087/144 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Tin DanceDances. Enemy loses the beat. Tin Kick (50)A swift kick in a tin boot. Skirt Spin (40)Spins…
A tureen of blue fire on a velvet table. Marchmont Tureen is an Urn, one of the Estate Relics of the Schittsnauds. Card 123/144 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Tureen of TearsFills with the tears of the Krumplethorns. Every card in the Hedge Wars collection plays a part. Pick up Marchmont Tureen and…
This is Marcus Highwater. He reflects on every case twice. Once right side up. Marcus Highwater takes the field as a Flood Assessor, one of the Architectural Gatekeepers among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 058/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: High WaterDeclares your land a flood zone. Reflection (30)Shows you the case. Upside…