This is Lunette Moonbright. She’s the estate’s rising star. She’s been rising since 1979. Lunette Moonbright takes the field as a Starlet, one of the High Society Elites among the Schittsnauds. Card 080/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Crescent CrownWears the moon. Expects applause. Night Cycle (40)Cycles past their house after dark. Starlet…
This is Lupo Longsnoot. He drifts round the Schittsnaud house every evening. Their gravel’s gone. Lupo Longsnoot takes the field as a Drifter, one of the Aggressive Upstarts among the Krumplethorns. Card 103/116 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Four Wheel DriftDrifts round every Schittsnaud corner. Drift (50)Drifts sideways through their gate. Snoot Steer…
This is Lux Shadeglow. She wears shades at night. She says the Schittsnauds are too bright. Lux Shadeglow takes the field as a Speed Kid, one of the Aggressive Upstarts among the Krumplethorns. Card 090/116 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Mirror ShadesSees the Schittsnauds in her shades. Laughs. Shade Flash (30)Flashes the shades…
This is Lyle Capwrench. He carries six wrenches and a grudge. The grudge is Krumplethorn-sized. Lyle Capwrench takes the field as a Socket Boss, one of the Heavy Mechanics among the Groundskeepers & Engineers. Card 056/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Cap BackGoggles on the cap. Never on the eyes. Socket Set (50)Sets…
His spine is nine beads long. He’s audited them all. Lysander Beadfellow takes the field as an Auditor, one of the Wireframe Bureaucrats among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 019/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Bead TallyCounts every bead twice, then once more. Bead Rake (50)Rakes beads across the balance sheet. Spire Bearing…
He is a surveillance gear, a burrower and a poor neighbour. Lysander Cogburrow takes the field as a Cog Burrower, one of Estate Surveillance among the Schittsnauds. Card 058/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Hole in OneDigs where the plaintiff least expects. Cog Burrow (30)Burrows under and pops up behind. Gear Slap (40)Slaps…
He blows the horn himself, just to watch them scatter. Lysander Hornwhistle takes the field as a Pursuit Examiner, one of the Forensics among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 105/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Horn Blast ReadingClocks the getaway the moment the horn sounds. Trace Verdict (50)Logs the motorbike’s exact departure. Pewter…
This is Lysander Moonwell. He’s never seen a morning. The Krumplethorns mow at dawn to spite him. Lysander Moonwell takes the field as a Baronet, one of the High Society Elites among the Schittsnauds. Card 012/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Night OwlRides by moonlight. Sleeps through mornings. Moon Ride (50)Rides the crescent…
He measures the skyline by sewing it shut. Lysander Needlemoor takes the field as a Needle Surveyor, one of the Architects among the Schittsnauds. Card 029/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Needle TrickHe sews up every argument with a steeple. Needle Dance (50)Dances the plaintiff round a pinnacle. Pinnacle Javelin (30)Hurls a spire…
His hat is a globe. He is trying to buy the rest of it. Lysander Orbtree takes the field as a Globe Heir, one of the Old Money among the Schittsnauds. Card 007/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: World OrderBelieves the whole world is a family asset. Atlas Twirl (40)Spins the hat and…
This is Lysander Owleye. His owl eye watches the Krumplethorn porch all night. Every night. Lysander Owleye takes the field as an Owl Eye, one of the Instigators among the In-Laws. Card 065/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Village Night OwlWatches all night from the post. Owl Watch (60)Watches through the night. Post…
His pennants outnumber his friends. His friends, however, are well flagged. Lysander Pennantgrove takes the field as a Pennant Captain, one of the Field Commanders among the Schittsnauds. Card 019/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Pennant PridePride rises with every pennant. Pennant Whip (50)Whips the plaintiff with a pennant. Grove Charge (40)Charges through…
The scales of justice hang from the ears. They always lean left. Lysander Pinbrooke takes the field as a Notary, one of the Masked Magistrates among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 084/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Hanging WeightsEach earring tips the scale a little. Chest Gear Seal (40)Stamps with the gear on…
He bows so low that his cap has touched the floor. Several times. Lysander Pointcap takes the field as a Footman, one of the Servants among the Schittsnauds. Card 057/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Needle CapHis pointed cap pricks any bowing Krumplethorn. Cap Jab (40)Jabs the cap’s point into their back. Tea…
His wheel is a spiral staircase. His plan is an escalator going nowhere. Lysander Spiralhoop takes the field as a Spiral Cyclist, one of the Master Planners among the Schittsnauds. Card 035/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Spiral Staircase LogicClimbs every argument in a spiral. Spiral Wheel Crush (60)Crushes the plaintiff in a…
He is too tall for the courtroom. They raised the ceiling for him. Lysander Stillbridge takes the field as a Tall Justice, one of the Supreme Judges among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 011/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Long ViewSees every case coming from a mile up. Crown Rap (60)Raps the case…