This is Lucan Moonsworth. He hauls the castle to night court on one huge wheel. The moon testifies. Lucan Moonsworth takes the field as a Night Court Rider, one of the Architectural Gatekeepers among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 053/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: MoonlightingWorks nights. Bills double. Night Session (30)Holds hearings…
This is Lucan Sinewby. All muscle, no skin. The Krumplethorns can’t tell if he’s angry. Lucan Sinewby takes the field as a Tendon Tuner, one of the Heavy Mechanics among the Groundskeepers & Engineers. Card 097/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Inside OutMuscles on the outside. Saves time. Lance Point (60)Points the long…
She shreds first, files the apology later. If at all. Lucasta Clasplash takes the field as a Clause Cutter, one of the Legal Saboteurs among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 103/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Parchment OathEdits testimony with a blade, not ink. Brief Rebuttal (40)Blades through the paperwork, silent. Thorn Testimony…
This is Lucasta Radioface. She witnessed every family wedding. She has tapes. Lucasta Radioface takes the field as a Witness, one of the Modular Grid Technicians among the In-Laws. Card 055/103 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: RecordedRecords every family argument. Plays it back. Playback (40)Plays back what the Krumplethorn said. Tape Roll (30)Rolls…
His face is on the front. His mind is on the back. Lucian Facadeton takes the field as a Facade Heir, one of the Architects among the Schittsnauds. Card 074/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Surface CharmHe is all front. The back is an unmarked door. Facade Fling (40)Flings a stone facade across…
His hat unfolds when he is angry. It was fully open on Tuesday. Lucian Fanhollow takes the field as a Fan Judge, one of the Supreme Judges among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 045/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Folded HatFolds the case into a very small ruling. Fold Slam (40)Folds the argument…
He sallies from the port daily and has yet to capture the hedge. Lucian Sallyportly takes the field as a Sally Rider, one of the Field Commanders among the Schittsnauds. Card 052/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Sally ForthSallies forth. Sallies back. Sallies again. Sally Shove (60)Shoves the plaintiff through a sally port….
His spike is long and his sense of boundary is not. Lucian Spikeholm takes the field as a Spike Peeper, one of Estate Surveillance among the Schittsnauds. Card 026/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Peeking PolicyPeeks. Politely. Constantly. Spike Jab (50)Jabs the plaintiff with a long spike. Peep Stab (40)Stabs the plaintiff through…
His mane is white, his pen is gold and his plan is somewhere in the middle. Lucian Whitemane takes the field as a Mane Planner, one of the Master Planners among the Schittsnauds. Card 100/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Mane EventThe mane is the main event. Mane Whip (30)Whips the plaintiff with…
This is Lucien Longbill. His bill reaches over the hedge. He taps on Krumplethorn windows at night. Lucien Longbill takes the field as a Bill Escort, one of the Hired Escorts among the In-Laws. Card 089/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Snide Long BillHis bill reaches over the hedge. Bill Tap (40)Taps a…
Each bubble holds a secret. He pops them at Schittsnaud dinners. Lucien Spinglobe takes the field as a Messenger, one of the Informants among the In-Laws. Card 017/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Teal GlobeStores one secret per bubble. Bubble Drop (30)Pops a bubble outside their door. Sill-Level Cruise (40)Rides low beneath the…
This is Lucien Towerline. He’s told the Krumplethorns he owns a tower in Paris. They half believe him. Lucien Towerline takes the field as a Postcard Seller, one of the Illusionists among the In-Laws. Card 098/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Tall TalesEvery story ends at the top of a tower. Tall Tale…
She grants permits only if you arrive on one wheel. Lucinda Cranklewire takes the field as a Permit Clerk, one of the Wireframe Bureaucrats among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 004/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: One Wheel ReviewApproves nothing that cannot roll uphill. Fan Trim (50)Cuts a permit down to its margins….
This is Lucinda Palisade. She keeps the original deed to the hedge. She won’t say which family it names. Lucinda Palisade takes the field as a Palace Registrar, one of the Architectural Gatekeepers among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 006/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Old DeedsHas every deed since the estate was…
She arrived on a pedestal and has refused to step down since. Lucinda Saturnelle takes the field as an Envoy, one of the Masked Magistrates among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 057/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Ringed GazeOne eye peers out under the brass ring. Spinning Skirt (50)Twirls the evidence out of…
This is Lucinda Spirebubble. She runs on steam and spite. She has plenty of both. Lucinda Spirebubble takes the field as a Spire Bubble, one of the Chaff Groundskeepers among the Schittsnauds. Card 045/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Steam EngineRuns on steam and spite. Steam Charge (60)Charges on a burst of steam….